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SNCA:Hockey
Hockey is a sport involving 5 players and 1 goalie per team on ice shooting a puck into each others nets. The sport is usually played by Canadians and also Floridians usually in the winter were lakes get cold or in hockey rinks. To play the sport you must use a hockey stick skates and a puck but other safety requirements are usually required to make sure you don't die from a hockey puck to the face.
Is hockey Aryan[edit | edit source]
Even though its considered SNCA by the soysphere people have been debated if hockey is an Aryan sport usually because most sports are dominated by niggers. Hockey is different because over 98% of players are white, and no teams in the NHL have more than 2 black players, with many having zero. The Vancouver Canucks, the team with the most, has had no more than 13 in their history including trades.
Leaning towards the right wing[edit | edit source]
Even though most NHL teams are owned by companies or a literal who, the Florida panthers are instead owned by Vincent Viola, an army veteran and was Donald Trump's nominee for the United States Secretary of the Army, before withdrawing to buy the Florida panthers. The NHL ran by (((Gray Bettman))) has tried to add "pride night" themed games to every teams schedule and used to have "pride jerseys" before the players got them banned because it went against their christian values.
The National Hockey League[edit | edit source]
The NHL is the most popular hockey league in the world having 32 teams, 26 in the United States and 6 in Canada. Each team has to play 82 games per season and if they are apart of the top 8 teams in each conference they make it to the Stanley cup playoffs, where they play a best of 7 series and who ever wins 4 games in each series advances to the next round all the way to the finals and who ever wins 4 games in the finals wins the Stanley cup and crowned as league champions.
List of NHL teams[edit | edit source]
Atlantic Division[edit | edit source]
Florida Panthers
The Panthers are a team in Fort Lauderdale best known for winning back to back Stanley cups and throwing rats on the ice.
Tampa Bay lighting
The Lighting are a team in Tampa best known for being owned by the Yakuza in the 90s.
Toronto Maple Leafs
The Maple Leafs are a team in Toronto best known for chocking game 7s to the bruins and not winning a Stanley cup since 1966.
Boston Bruins
The Bruins are a team in Boston best known for beating the Maple Leafs in game 7s.
Detroit Red Wings
The Red Wings are a team in Detroit best known for throwing octopus on the ice like the panthers with rats.
Montreal Canadians
The Canadians are a team in Montreal best known for winning 24 Stanley cups having the most in NHL history.
Ottawa Senators
The Senators are a team in Ottawa best known for coming back in 1992 after the original team died in the 30s
Buffalo Sabers
The Sabers are a team in Buffalo best known for their jumbotron falling on the ice.
Metropolitan Division[edit | edit source]
Carolina Hurricanes
The Hurricanes are a team in Raleigh Best known for RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Columbus Blue Jackets
The Blue Jackets are a team in Columbus Best known for Johnny, Matthew Gaudreau who died on August 29th 2024 after a car hit them RIP.
New York Rangers
The Rangers are a team in New York city best known for sucking ass for most of their history
New York Islanders
The Islanders are a team in long island best known for winning 4 Stanley cups in a row.
New Jersey Devils
The Devils are a team in Newark best know for being named after some folk lore.
Philadelphia Flyers
The Flyers are a team in Philadelphia best known for their mascot beating the shit out of you if your an away fan.
Pittsburgh Penguins
The Penguins are a team from Pittsburgh best known for going bankrupt twice.
Washington Capitals
The Capitals are a team in Washington D.C best known for their player Alexander Ovechkin having the most goals in NHL history at 895 (as of the 2025-26 NHL season).
Central Division[edit | edit source]
Dallas stars
The Stars are a team in Dallas best known for one of their fans saying nigger during a game and some others did a roman salute.
Chicago Blackhawks
The Blackhawks are a team from Chicago best known for that got really good in the early 2010s and has been dogshit ever since.
St. Louis Blues
The Blues are a team from St. Louis bets known for that has always been irreverent except when they won the Stanley cup in 2019.
Nashville Predators
The Predators are a team in Nashville are best known for being east of the Mississippi river yet in the western conference
Colorado Avalanche
The Avalanche are a team in Denver best known for having a massive brawl with the red wings.
Minnesota Wild
The Wild are a team in St. Paul best known for being the most forgettable team in the NHL.
Winnipeg Jets
The Jets are a team in Manitoba best known for first playing in Atlanta then moving because no one gave a shit.
Utah Mammoth
The Mammoth are a team in Salt Lake city best known for relocating from Arizona because their arena sucked They started in 2024 as a new team TAKE YOUR MEDS.
Pacific Division[edit | edit source]
Edmonton Oilers
The Oilers are a team from Edmonton best known for Wayne Gretzky.
Calgary Flames
The Flames are a team in Calgary best known for being the first team to move from Atlanta.
Los Angeles Kings
The Kings are a team in Los Angeles best known for being traded Wayne Gretzky then doing nothing with him.
Anaheim Ducks
The Ducks are a team in Anaheim best known for only existing because of Disney.
San Jose Sharks
The sharks are a team in San Jose best known for no one even in the bay area caring about them.
Seattle Kraken
The Kraken are a team in Seattle best known for one of their fans saving the Canucks coach of cancer.
Vancouver Canucks
The Canucks are a team in Vancouver best known for their fans rioting after losing the Stanley cup both times they made it.
Vegas Golden Knights
The Golden Knights are a team in Las Vegas best known for making the Stanley cup 3 times in their first 9 years (SOMEONE PLS STOP THEM)!!!
