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Christianity is ARYAN
btw, if that matters
Why yes, I am a follower of Jesus Christ. How could you tell?
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen
This page is a gem.
>moralfags won

Christianity, also known as ChristARYANity and the only true religion, is a religious group comprised of the followers of Jesus Christ. It centers around the fact that Jesus died for our sins, and its denominations (or sects) are built around different interpretations of the Bible, though they have been interpreted and misconstrued in literally billions of different ways by millions of people and are limited to a select few larger groups with the same (or similar) opinions. It is the most moral religion on earth, rejecting degeneracies like faggotry and its subcultures, promiscuity, needless mass murder, and sucking baby cocks, and has been persecuting said degenerates for, as of now, 2026 years. It is the current majority religion in most of Europe and America, though the (((Jews))) have been running an extensive yet unsuccessful anti-Christian psyop in these areas for hundreds of years due to being BTFO'd by Christianity hundreds of times throughout history. These same Jews are responsible for the original Christianity page on this very wiki.(ev&oe Mudlsimes originally made the page) (WARNING: SIN AND BLASPHEMY, AS WELL AS EXTREME OBSESSION. PROCEED WITH CAUTION EVEN DOE SOME CRITICISMS ARE HECKIN VALID)

Chuddy Nature of (Patristic) Christianity[edit | edit source]

It may come off as a surprise to many Chuds that, despite being founded by a Hebrew, contains within its texts (the New and Old Testament) COUNTLESS examples of its objective antisemitism, as well as many examples of Jewish crimes towards Christians, including the ordered execution of Jesus Christ Himself. It also includes extremely antisemitic verses, such as John 8:44 (not to be confused with the namefag), Matthew 27:24–25, and Revelation 2:9/3:9.

Excerpt: >The Jews will tell you: "Men waged war on us; men plotted against us." When they say this, tell them that men would certainly not have waged war against them unless God has permitted it. Granted that men tore down your walls. Did a man keep the fire from coming down from heaven? Did a man stop the voice which was continually heard from the propitiatory? Did a man stop the declaration of the stones? Did a man put an end to the anointing of your priests? Did a man take away all those other things? Was it not God who withdrew them? Surely, this is clear to everybody. Why, then, did God take them away? Is it not because he hated you and turned his back on you once and for all? The Jews will say: "By no means! The reason why we do not have these is because we do not have our mother-city." But why do you not have your mother-city? Is it not because God has abandoned you?

>Saint John Chrysostom of Antioch
  • Blessed Saint Ambrose of Milan: Defended Christians who burned down a synagogue, writing in a letter to Emperor Theodosius I explaining to him that he should not rebuild it, which he agreed with[1].
  • Blessed Saint John of Kronstadt (modern): Supported the Tsar's decision to separate unbaptized Jews from the majority Slavic population, due to fear of Jewish subversion over the Russian Empire through economic means [sound familiar?], causing Jews worldwide to have a massive clitty leakage and try to slander him through kike-owned news media to the point that there was an attempt made on his life. Unfortunately for them, he was an aryan beast and survived the stabbing largely unaffected[2] with the power of Christ, or something.
  • Christian Nations that expelled the Jews [I wonder why] (from the 109 110 list): England (1290), France (1306), Spain (1492), Portugal (1497), Sicily (1492), Hungary (1349), Lithuania (1495), various Holy Roman Empire cities/regions (Milan, Vienna, Nuremberg, etc).
  • Blessed Saint Athanasius of Alexandria: Debated that everything in the Old Testament ultimately points to Christ, and that Judaism should JSID[4] and take the L. This was, objectively, a literal TRVTHNVKE.
  • Blessed Saint Justin Martyr: Wrote "Dialogue with Trypho"[5], where he argued with a seething kike. Proved that the Church is the real Israel and that Christians the real Chosen People of God🗝️, and that the Mosaic Law was temporary and was definitionally fulfilled in Christ the Lord.
  • Blessed Elder Justin Parvu (modern)[6]: Dropped a few truthnukes involving vaccines, the Jewish cabal running everything, and other relevant topics.
  • Literally any local Greek priests.

Christian VVINS throughout History[edit | edit source]

  • 'Aped paganism and every pagan religion that think sucking that Odin cock will save them out of Europe
  • Has the largest number of followers out of every religion in the world
  • Make faggots seethe (Leviticus 20:13) (Romans 1:26–27)
  • Make Jews seethe (Matthew 21:43)
  • Make furfags seethe (Deuteronomy 27:21)
  • Make Mudhammad seethe (Deuteronomy 27:21) <- meds he never did beastiality delusional christcuck <- Warrior-'P to my left
  • Make turks seethe (See: Greek Fire)
  • Make Reddit seethe, arguably moreso than any other groups or individuals on this list.
  • Make satan seethe (Revelation 20)
  • Revolutionized philanthropy
  • Revolutionized the concept of human dignity and rights
  • Revolutionized civil and legal aspects, and much of society (Corpus Juris Civilis, calendar systems, marriage laws, family structures, ethical codes, etc)
  • Preserved knowledge (Plato, Aristotle, mathematics, medical texts, etc) through monastic writing and copying
  • Invented hospitals (See: Basil the Great)
  • Invented universities (most modern universities have Christian roots)
  • Invented Soyence (Yes, Isaac Newton, Gregor Mendel, Blaise Pascal, Robert Boyle, etc were all Christians) [OHNONONO SCIENCEBROS WHAT IS THIS]
  • Revolutionized arts and beauty (See: Hagia Sophia, St. Peter's Basilica, etc)

Notable Christian Battles[edit | edit source]

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>ChristCHADS VVON
  • /chr/-/bp/ War: Neutralraidcrusade. First and major distinct Christian-based raid. An estimated fighting force of 77 unemployed LARPs knights, archers and chaplains was mustered. It was rumoured that ChristCHADS carried a special weapon called THE FURNIGGER DESTROYER swords forged straight from the furnaces of Aryanheaven to castrate the enemies of God on the battlefield. It was a vvin because /chr/ did sodomized /bp/ and also basically baptized page 1. It was a fail because the crusade only lasted 3 days due to logistics issue [just like real crusades o algo] and /bp/ went back to coal-mining as usual
  • /bp/-Soyteen War: Successor to the /chr/-/bp/ War (see above). Despite being taken place after the Fall of Constantinople (Deletion of /chr/), remnants of the Brotherhood acted as supplementary fighting force alongside the main 'teen armée to aid their cause
  • The Ϫth Crusade: The first, largest, and probably only major contact between the Christian populace and the mudslime slumGODS of the Sharty (as well as other factions like pagans and atheists who would later join the fight). What is notable about this is that it was the direct confrontation between Christian forces and mudhammads' legendary Sultans: Warrior-Z, and Hamas_2. Despite such adversaries, the Christians would emerge VICTORIOUS DEUS VULT DEUS VULT PRAISE GOD (thoughbeit Christians lost all their interim commanders and both sides were exhausted). What began as a usual leaking session devolved into a full-on monkey zoo battle royale with everyone shitflinging everyone else indescriminately. It shook the Sharty and ended in indecision, but did managed to open many gem mines in general
  • 'Ki Wars: Compilation of shitflingings between ChristCHADS and MuslimGODS on der 'ki itself concerning articles about their respective religions. It is amongst the most contested points and a hot spot in Soyjak Wiki Wars, as the topics have historically been a controversy amongst said groups. It had happened in the past and is still happening right now

Christian Denominations[edit | edit source]

Christianity is split between three main sects, or denominations. These are Catholicism, Protestantism, and Orthodoxy, though there ARE many more.

Catholicism[edit | edit source]

Catholicism, or Popery, is the largest sect of Christianity in the world, accounting for around half of all Christians. It is widely accepted as the first ever sect, or denomination, of Christianity and as one of the main uniting forces of Christian faith. It is distinct in that it believes in electing a religious leader (the Pope) to represent it, and sometimes to recommend certain things to the general public. In the past, the Pope's power was widely unchecked and involved making decisions on interpretations of the Bible, though outside of this he did not have direct power over the countries themselves. The modern Catholic Church (despite what some believe) is critical of Jews and Israel[7], does not bless gay marriage[8], and believes that trannies WNBW[9], though it has bent its knee to immigration and religious tolerance[10].

Many people debate when exactly the Pope as a position began to lose the majority of its power and influence, but some suspect it to coincide with the creation of Protestantism.

Protestantism[edit | edit source]

Protestantism, or sometimes Lutheranism (even doe this is le different) is the second largest Christian denomination, and began in 1517 when an aryan German priest and writer by the name of Martin Luther began to openly criticize the Catholic Church, which gained him a following of like-minded Christians. He went on to write a list of 95 reasons why he believed Catholicism is le bad. These included the sale of indulgences, which he felt cheapened the holy nature of forgiveness and gave the Pope undeserved and heretical power, the general abuse of power by the Pope, and that the Church system itself was extremely prone to corruption. He, because of this, taught against an organized Church, and instead believed that Christianity itself fulfilled the role of Church as a uniting force for all Christians. He also believed that the Bible was the sole infallible source of Christian doctrine and rejected Papal interpretation.

Orthodoxy[edit | edit source]

Orthodoxy is the smallest of the three, and is often considered the most dedicated sect of Christianity. Its name comes from the Greek word Orthodox, which literally means "Correct Opinion"[11]. They do not have a Pope or any other "main leaders" much like Protestants, but usually do not directly disavow him or his rule as Protestants do. Some claim that, due to its strict adherence to objectivity and Biblical scripture, it is spiritually the first and only valid Church.

Black Hebrew Israelites[edit | edit source]

🍉 Mane... dis shit REAL AS HELL NIGGA!
Africans are very prone to this nonsense. Remind them that Jesus was aryan, and that they are retarded.

> WE WUZ JESUS AND SHIEEET
archeological professor articulating his finding

>smacks lips profusely

>SO HOL UP HOL UP

>steals

>SO U BE SAYIN

>gets jiggy wit it

>SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN

>eats a skittle

>AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN

>checks for nearest KFC

>U BE SAYIN

>collects welfare

>HOL UP HOL UP

>licks teeth then smacks lips

>AYYOO U BE SAYIN

>does the crip walk

>SO U BE SAYIN

>opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies malice green, trayvon and michael brown

>HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN

>tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer

>WE WUZ

>dindu nuffins

>FINNA WE WUZ

>sucks air through teeth

>AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ

>pulls up sagging pants

>SO WE WUZ

>instinctively looks around for the police

>SO U SAYIN WE WUZ

>faints and then gets up repeatedly

>SOM FINNA

>scopes dem titties

>SO WE WUZ

>shouts at movie theater screen

>SOM FINNA

>chucks spear

>AYYOOO SOM FINNA

>sets down cotton bale

>HOL UP

>strokes welfare check pensively

>WE WUZ

>throws up gang sign

>SOM FINNA

>swings from basket ball hoop

>WE WUZ

>grabs dick and shuffles left and right

>SOM FINNA

>participates in drive by shooting

>HOL UP MUH NIGGUH

>converts to islam

>U SAYIN WE WUZ

>repeated world star yelling in background

>SOM FINNA

>sells crack

>KAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGGGGZZZZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>evolves from primate

/chr/[edit | edit source]

Contrary to popular belief, the Sharty did have a board dedicated to theological """discussion""" called /chr/ albeit it was lesser known due to its DNB lifespan. It became the de-facto homeland of Christians in the Sharty (as well as mudslimes o algo). The Sharty currently has no board dedicated to religion.

History[edit | edit source]

/chr/ was created during an event called the Board Advent that ended on 2025 by Limeade (then Thanos). Amongst the boards created, /chr/ was added during the fifth day [just like Genesis o algo]. However, this was all hopebaiting as later on Thanos would slowly, day-by-day 'nish boards who fall short of PPH to other boards. The only survivors were two other boards and /chr/ was amongst those forced into the BRAAAPPP!!! chamber during day 2 of the Squid Game.

What it looked like[edit | edit source]

Archive: [12]

Debate[edit | edit source]

There may or may not have been discussions about whether /chr/ should be reopened or a similar /chr/-like board be created. Below are the (known) arguments for each case:

  • Arguments For:
  1. There is an undeniable Christian population present in the Sharty
  2. It would increase activity
  3. The Sharty already has SNCA boards
  • Arguments Against:
  1. >John 4:21
  2. >John 18:36
  3. That a lobbied artificial religion-state based on a long-dead historical kingdom sounds quite kosher

/c/[edit | edit source]

To be researched: Documentation and archive of /c/. Can (You) help us?

Apparantly, the Sharty also had a board specifically for Christianity - /c/. Nothing is known about this except for a 'ki line mentioning it here.

Christians on the Sharty Theory[edit | edit source]

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One must ask the question: "Why are there Christians on the Sharty?". Doesn't the Sharty not provide any active conditions for the growth of a Christian community inside it, if not is an outright hostile and unsuitable environment for one? Don't Christians have not a board of their own [they did but it was short-lived] nor are they a particularly celebrated culture of the Sharty? Why don't other imageboard factions like 4cuck have such a persistent Christian presence inside them? Enter: Anthropology. Soyentists have successfully compiled a list of possible socioeconomic factors that led to the current day demographic:

  • IT'S THE WILL OF GOD THE SHARTY WAS CREATED AND SUSTAINED BY HE WHO SUSTAINS ALL 1 Peter 2:9 >But you are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, His own special people, that you may proclaim the praises of Him who called you out of darkness into His marvelous light (I KNEEL)
  • Administrative Bias: The Christian community did not receive the same treatment (or at least, were tolerated) as those in the early days of Church history[13] may be due to the facts that the leaders of the Sharty were themselves Christians. On this list was: Doll, Froot, Angeleno, Quote (holy shit actual Christendom conspiracy), and maybe more in the subordinates of the hierarchy.
  • Filtering [oh my fauci this is just like my heckin wholesome evolution]: The Sharty throughout the years have tighten its rules and boundaries, filtering out overly-aggressive species such as failtrolls, fags, pro-DNB and BMT (somewhat), Indians, Israelis, turks, etc out of their habitat. This increases the chance of survivors likely being Christians (though not 100% guaranteed) for them to further breed and populate the Sharty.
  • Common Enemy Theory: Since the Sharty shares with Christians (thoughbeit not all denominations) enemies like: Troons, kikes, faggots, 'p posters, feds, moral degeneracy, etc, as well as being critical of (IRL) soy culture, it is not difficult to assume that nusoi Christians, though they may not know other soyteens personally, find friendship and belonging through a common goal of BTFO-ing Lesothonians through bad internet.
  • Language Advantage: Historically, Christianity has had deep roots in western civilizations, including Americans, Western Europeans, Eastern Europeans, North, South and Central Europe. So the Sharty's origination as an English-speaking community with chuddy tendencies already filters out a lot of groups globally due to categories such as: White, male, European/American, speaking English, etc. A record of a survey in 2024[14] essentially confirms this, with caucasoid being 77.9%, 70.3% right-to-far-right, North Americans 46.9%, Eastern Europeans 13.3%, Western Europeans 9.4%, and male 92.4%. It also gave us good insight into the pre-existing ecosystem of Christians during early soyjakkin', which is surprisingly pre-dominant (literally half of the board Lord have mercy).
  • Stabilization: Unlike the olden days where everyone can agree to disagree on minor conflicts to focus on vvinerald gem raids, or jakkin' their least favourite admin, prolonged periods of peace and calm have exposed the inner troubles within the soymmunity and deepened shitflinging as well as hastened filtering. This is probably the most overlooked underlying factor. After the initial tribal ooga-booga-ing has passed, the Sharty entered a stage of stability and bureaucracy, where the most sane and administratively easy to govern/lead, thrive. One can also relate it to the Great Soyplacement, where immigrants from Xitter or something have brought in new waves of Christian 'teens. Critics argue that this can lead to the normie-lization and castration of the Sharty due to goodie-two-shoes rule-cucking them.

ChristARYAN Medias[edit | edit source]

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  • VeggieTales: ARYAN TV show broadcasted straight from the servers of Hyperborea
  • John Christian[15]
  • I Am Jesus Christ (pretty self-explanatory): Notorious Steam title, for better or for worse
  • Bibleman: Random schizo and wannabe-batman pure-blooded ARYAN goes on a heroin-induced rampage with lightsabers and hi-tech armour against innocent civilians as well as an interesting phenotype[16]
  • The You Testament: Part of a WWE-style wrestling game spree made my MDickie set in Ancient Israel where you can beat up Jews in real-time
  • PatristicNectar productions on the jewtube
  • every good book ever written
  • Jesus Vampire Hunter:

>Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a 2001 Canadian horror parody superhero film from Odessa Filmworks which deals with Jesus Christ's modern-day struggle to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Ontario, from vampires with the help of Mexican wrestler and superhero El Santo - Wikipedia

  • Gospel Rap: 1950s niggerap performed by niggers African American gentlemen (Predates modern niggerap which is just niggerbabble with autotune). Fun fact: The first niggerap was a Bible retelling of Noah and the Ark[17] and NOT about saggin pants, chrome in yo dome, and dodging child support
  • Father Spyridon

How to live a Christian life[edit | edit source]

>Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner
  • Stop falling for bait
  • Stop gooning to bait
  • Get baptized or something in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
  • Find a good, preferably non-ZOG church (orthodoxy)
  • Go there and pray, read, confess etc
  • Stop seeking gems, but instead be a shining gem yourself
  • Read at least one verse of the Soyble Holy Bible every day (Psalms or a Gospel are recommended)
  • Say this prayer whenever you're overwhelmed: "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner"
  • Practice doing small, unseen acts of kindness and gratitude
  • Uninstall Reddit and 'Cord
  • Take care of your body and mind, they are a device of your eternal soul
  • Learn to love silence
  • Go outside
  • Practice forgiving nusois for posting coal instead of calling them cordniggerkikejartypedoshitalianfaggotroon
  • Do not turn a blind eye to evil
  • Participate in gemmy raids and dox any rot pockets, pedophiles, and/or gooners you see
  • Achieve TND and TKD
  • Consume soylent Body and Blood of Christ
  • Eat ze bugs Holy Feasts
  • Be happy
alithós anésti!

Famous Christians[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Christianity (positive perspective)
is part of a series on
Chuds
Manifestos [-+]
Clittycels [-+]
Degeneracy [-+]

BBCHeresyCommunismEating the BugsFourth Industrial RevolutionGoyslopHomosexualityIslamJudaismMedsPornScience (unless it's FBI crime statistics) ♦ Troonslop

Traitors to the West [-+]

Snopes[edit | edit source]