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Christianity (positive perspective)
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Christianity is ARYAN btw, if that matters |
Christianity, also known as christiARYANity, is a monotheistic religion that teaches that JESVS CHRIST, an armenian hebrew (which is different from Jewish), is God, and came down to earth to teach to people the correct way of thinking and such. He was crucified by the jews, and died, and then three days later he came back to life like a fucking pro. According to Christianity, he then went back up to heavan, where he still waits for his second time to comeback to earth, to judge us.
Christian denominations[edit | edit source]
there are three main Christian denominations, the catholic church, the orthodox church, and the protestant churches.(yes plural, because they are divided into 10000 different types of churchs.)
The trinity explained to niggers[edit | edit source]
abilet soyboys, jooz and muttslimes will claim that Christianity is a polytheistic religion but they are in denial [they definitely 100% just are in denial just believe me okay?], they simply dont understand the fact that your not supposed to understand God. Why on earth would they think that God, of all the things, would be easy to understand? The following image probably explains it better than i could with words.
Famous christARYANS[edit | edit source]
- The 12 disciples
- Constantine the great
- SOME of the popes (not all were good)
- Cliffe (i dont know his last name)
- Me
- You
- Benito mussolini
