SNCA:Komputersem
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Komputersem is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs. |
Komputersem is coal.
Komputersem (Powerword: Kirill Akimovich Samsonov, Russian: Кирилл Акимович Самсонов) is a 21-year-old Russian schizo from a city called Shakhty (which literally means Coalmines). He started filming videos when he was 10 years old.
History[edit | edit source]
The story begins all the way back in the early 2010s, when Kirill realized that he could record absolutely random shit on his dumbphone's camera (he also had a digital camera, which was broken by his own dad). So, he recorded videos about Dendy glitches (Russian NES clone), his toys, flash games - indeed random shit. By 2014, his family SOMEHOW obtained internet connection, and 'sem found out about YouTube...
At first, everything was fine - Kirill was uploading tons of content on his YouTube channel, communicating with young freaks who just so happened to stumble upon his schizo content - but by 2016, he started showing his dark side.
Remember what the banner says on top of this page? Komputersem started uploading his very own rages, mostly from vidya games or app errors. Although nobody had given a single fuck about it until 2022 or something.
The gemmy era begins in 2022, when Kirill's stepbrother created a thread on a Russian imageboard called 2ch, in the /me/ board, talking about Komputersem and how retarded he is.
Then, freaks started numerous threads in /fag/, mocking and making fun of 'sem. Some of them started digging and digging a lot. And they eventually discovered countless gems (rages), his family tree in entirety, his home location, and etc.
Later those freaks created some fucking Telegram channels fully dedicated to Komputersem, but ehh... all of them are dead by now, geeeg.
It's not really the full story, there was so much drama and fuss generated around 'sem, but honestly: why should you care? It's a fat, stinking pile of worthless shit, spending all of its time degrading itself by watching Russian cartoons meant for children. Did you know that he faps to these? Literally. Actually, he also faps on dumbphones and calls these women names. And shit. Yes, he has a scat fetish. Are you surprised yet?
Komputersem is often called out as a victim of domestic abuse, there are multiple videos and footages of him being abused when he was recording. He was often beaten up for his screams. One time, 'sem sperged out so hard that his father took action and deleted the channel.
Komputersem knows nothing about web security, he often showed his email in videos and recorded himself logging in. One time someone took his google account. He was also doxed, and his house can be found on Google Maps.
Unknowingly, after his father deleted the channel, his parents took action to improve relations with him.
^ Didn't help jack shit, he is still the 'sem we know today, except he uses sanctionZlop, a replacement of Jewtube called "Platforma", and he still uploads his gemmy tard rages geg.
2024 spam[edit | edit source]
In mid 2024, Komputersem would be spammed by a Nu-Lee, mostly under adventure threads. Komputersem sometimes reacts to videos that tag his channel, one 'teen managed to get him to watch a video with Feraljak in it. He barely gets posted anymore nowadays though.
Facts[edit | edit source]
- He has a certain level at programming. (no)
- He knows how to use a pirated Sony Vegas Pro. (also no)
- He is obsessed with stuff like the Warner Bros logo and some cartoon characters, from which he gets a bizarre reaction.
- He counts the models of cars he sees on the highway.
- He had good grades in school but unfortunately dropped out of college.
- He has hebephrenic schizophrenia, which would explain why he's such a manchild just like Chris-chan.
- He actually has a tiny dick as revealed in his dick pic GEEEEEEEEEEEG
- He is a scat fetishist, and he wishes that he could "drink the diarrhea from the kids from Blue Tractor"
