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(((Sam Altman)))
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Sam Altman is (((Jewish))).(((Sam Altman))) (powerword: Samuel "Kamala Harris" Altman) (born April 22, 1985) is a dirty faggot [1] kike who was the biggest contributor in the death of the Internet as a whole. His Jewish ass is best known for being the CEO of (((OpenAI))) since 2019. He is also the chairman of Oklo Inc. and Helion Energy.
Altman is the leading figure of the death of the internet. He dropped out of Stanford University and missed out on a lot of learning just to create OpenAI. That's some serious dedication o algo.
Altman himself admitted that AI is gonna kill mankind, and yet still wants the world to use it.
Ironically enough, his page was written without the use of generative AI tools.
Early life and education[edit | edit source]
Altman was born to a Jewish family.[Thank you, Captain Obvious.] He grew up in St. Louis, Misery. His one-legged whoremother was a spermatologist and his soycuck father was a real estate broker. Altman is the eldest of four siblings. At the age of 8, he received his first computer, an Apple Crackintosh, and began to learn how to code and take apart computer hardware. He attended John Borrows School, a privet school in Lady Misery. In 2005, after 2 years at Sandfor University studying computer science, he dropped out without earning a bachelor's degree.
Career[edit | edit source]
In December 2015, Altman co-founded OpenAI, an artificial intelligence research organization, alongside notable figures such as Elon Musk, Jessica Livingston, and (((Peter Thiel))). OpenAI was established with the goal of promoting and developing friendly AI for the benefit of humanity. The organization was initially funded with $1 billion in commitments from its founders and other investors, including Microsoft and Amazon.
In March 2019, Altman left Y Combinatrix to focus full time on OpenAI as CEO. He'd do anything just to focus on OpenAI, he'd even sell his wife and kids to human traffickers just so they wouldn't get in the way of OpenAI.
Dead Internet Theory[edit | edit source]
The Dead Internet Theory is a Tanzanite Trvthnvke that asserts, due to a coordinated and intentional effort, the Internet now consists mainly entirely of bot activity and automatically generated content manipulated by algorithmic curation to control the population and minimize organic human activity. Proponents of the theory believe these social bots were created intentionally to help manipulate algorithms and boost search results in order to manipulate consumers. Some proponents of the theory accuse government agencies of using bots to manipulate public perception. The date given for this "death" is generally around 2016 or 2017. The Dead Internet Theory has gained traction because many of the observed phenomena are quantifiable, such as increased bot traffic, but the literature on the subject does not support the full theory.
The one-drop rule applies to AI; if your thing has even a single AI-generated asset, no matter how unnoticeable, it's AI slop. No exceptions, fuck you.
In Ultrakill, machines have killed mankind, and in the real world, machines have killed the Internet. It's not a coincidence. With all the Jewish control nowadays, it's all downhill from here.
Facts about Altman[edit | edit source]
Altman is a vegan and has been one since childhood. Altman is openly gay. Altman is an apocalypse preparer. In January 2025, Altman's sister (((Ann Altman))) exposed Altman for child abuse. The lawsuit alleges that the abuse started when Ann Altman was aged 3 and Altman was 12. Altman, along with his mother (((Connie Altman))) and younger brothers (((Max Altman))) and (((Jack Altman))), issued a joint statement on X, The Everything App denying the allegations, describing them as "utterly untrue" (ev&oe the allegations were)[They just were, okay?]. Somehow, a woman decided to mate with this troglodyte.
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