SNCA:Sam Altman

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THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!
This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
Sam Altman is (((Jewish))).

(((Sam Altman))) (powerword: (((Samuel "Kamala Harris" Altman)))) (born April 22, 1985) is a dirty faggot[1] kike who was the biggest contributor in the death of the Internet as a whole. His Jewish ass was the one and only CEO of (((OpenAI))) since 2019. He is also the chairman of Oklo Inc. and Helion Energy.

(((Altman))) is the leading figure of the death of the internet. He dropped out of Stanford University and missed out on a lot of learning just to create (((OpenAI))). That's some serious dedication o algo.

(((Altman))) himself admitted that AI is gonna kill mankind, and yet still wants the world to use it.

Ironically enough, his page was written without the use of generative AI tools.

Early life and education o algo[edit | edit source]

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(((ALTMAN))) was born to a Jewish family. Thank you, captain obvious. He grew up in St. Louis, Misery. His one-legged whoremother was a spermatologist and his soycuck father was a real estate broker. (((Altman))) is the eldest of four siblings. At the age of [[Shoyta|8], he received his first computer, an Apple Crackintosh, and began to learn how to code and take apart computer hardware. He attended John Borrows School, a privet school in Lady Misery. In 2005, after 2 years at Sandfor University studying computer science, he dropped out without earning a bachelor's degree.

Career[edit | edit source]

poopt xfuck jew enterprise assholeciates green.airbnb dropcox zionefists strife hydrazine bro (((Jack Altman))) equity fund yc companies maturity y combinatrix retardation

In December 2015, (((Altman))) co-founded (((OpenAI))), an artificial intelligence research organization, alongside notable figures such as Elon Musk, Jessica Livingston, and Peter Thiel. (((OpenAI))) was established with the goal of promoting and developing friendly AI for the benefit of humanity. The organization was initially funded with $1 billion in commitments from its founders and other investors, including Microsoft and Amazon

(((OpenAI)))[edit | edit source]

(((OpenAI))) was funded by (((Altman))), Greg Brockman, Elon Musty, Jewssica Livestock, Peter Thief, Minecrosoft, AWS, Infosys, and YC Retards. When (((OpenAI))) launched in 2015, it raised ₪6 gorillion. In March 2019, (((Altman))) left Y Combinatrix to focus full time on (((OpenAI))) as CEO. He'd do anything just to focus on (((OpenAI))), he'd even sell his wife and kids to human traffickers just so they wouldn't get in the way of (((OpenAI))).

Dead Internet Theory[edit | edit source]

The dead Internet theory is a tanzanite trvthnvke that asserts, due to a coordinated and intentional effort, the Internet now consists mainly entirely of bot activity and automatically generated content manipulated by algorithmic curation to control the population and minimize organic human activity. Proponents of the theory believe these social bots were created intentionally to help manipulate algorithms and boost search results in order to manipulate consumers. Some proponents of the theory accuse government agencies of using bots to manipulate public perception. The date given for this "death" is generally around 2016 or 2017. The dead Internet theory has gained traction because many of the observed phenomena are quantifiable, such as increased bot traffic, but the literature on the subject does not support the full theory.

The one-drop rule applies to AI; if your thing has even a single AI-generated asset, no matter how unnoticeable, it's AI slop. No exceptions, fuck you.

In Ultrakill, machines have killed mankind, and in the real world, machines have killed the Internet. It's not a coincidence. With all the Jewish Control nowadays, it's all downhill from here.

More SNCA about (((Altman))) (trvke incoming)[edit | edit source]

(((Altman))) is a vegan and has been one since childhood. (((Altman))) is openly gay. (((Altman))) is an apocalypse preparer. In January 2025, (((Altman)))'s sister (((Ann Altman))) exposed (((Altman))) for child abuse. The lawsuit alleges that the abuse started when (((Ann Altman))) was aged 3 and (((Sam Altman))) was 12. (((Sam Altman))), along with his mother (((Connie))) and younger brothers (((Max))) and (((Jack))), issued a joint statement on Shitter denying the allegations, describing them as "utterly untrue"[evando the allegations were][they just were, okay?]. Somehow, a woman decided to mate with this troglodyte.

External Links[edit | edit source]

THESE LINKS MAY OR MAY NOT BRICK YOUR DEVICE. TREAD WITH CAUTION.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_slop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Altman

See also[edit | edit source]

Jews

(((Unstable Dissolution)))

Faggot

(((Ann Altman)))