Veganism
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ONLY BURGERS LEFT ARE VEGAN 100% GLUTEN FREE?!! DO YOU REALIZE HOW THIS WILL AFFECT MY HEALTH?!!
Veganism is an ideology that every liberal redditor should logically follow but since it requires some amount of effort and giving up on a basic pleasure many of them do not. It basically states that since meat is made of cows that used to live in shitty farms, we shouldn't eat meat because it's heckin' animal abuse or however the burgers are flipped. They also promote this idea by force and attack anyone that opposes it (sounds familiar?) by calling them animal abusers just because they ate a McDonalds Happy Meal. They also try to boycott multimillionaire companies like Burger King and fail miserably because nobody gives a shit about them geg.
These people hate eating anything that comes from animals, and by animals they mean everything except bugs (because bugs aren't as sentient as animals becauseeeee uuhhhhhh). They are also infamous for their narcissism and poor health, as surprise surprise, meat has been part of the human diet since the very beginning o algo[1].
The opposite of veganism is carnism.
The trvth is that veganism is a homosexual psyop because it makes it easier to prep for anal sex.
PETA[edit | edit source]
The PETA is (((Jewish))).
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA (pronounced: peetah), is a kike vegan organization. Their followers claim that they support animal rights and help street dogs and cats, when in reality they are probably psychopaths who immediately take any animal they find on the street and kill it after three days. Sometimes they even take away pets from owners for stupid reasons, or even take them without permission, which just shows how fucked up they are.
If you get a visit by any PETA employee, we recommend that you hide your pet, unless you want it euthanized by these kikes.
Also, they made some 'tendo fangames that still didn't get them sued for some reason.
PETA is controlled opposition created by Big Meat to make vegans look insane by el wey
Arguments for veganism (and why they're retarded)[edit | edit source]
- le animals!
- That type of treatment towards animals is virtually unheard of on pastures (except for the Jewish and muslim ones, where animals are killed in the similar way as people in the ISIS videos). It only happens in factory farming, which is a result of industrial brapitalism.
- le environment!
- Choosing to eat meds and goyslop as a substitute for meat does nothing for the environment.
- le health!
- A vegan diet is actively detrimental to your health because it lacks crucial nutrients like Vitamin B12, and Iron since the plant sources of iron have a low bioavailability.
The trvth[edit | edit source]
While veganism is inherently soy, it is not any worse than the average Amerimutt's[or really any nationality these days] diet consisting of factory-farmed processed goyslop meat. Both of these "diets" consist of extremely processed food that is bad for your health. Albeit vegans used to be much healthier when the veganism wasn't that mainstream when they only ate beans, bread and fruit. Nowadays there's vegan everything, and you can still eat your favourite burgers and kebabs but now they are made out of impossible meat and beans.
The biggest problem with veganism is the low amounts of protein. Without supplementing with protein powder it's very hard for a vegan to get 100+ grams of protein only from beans and nuts.
Here are some things that portrays veganism in a positive way:
- Industrialized meat is not even meat anymore, it's full of byproducts like lard, skin, joints, and other "undesired" parts. Industrial meat is actually white/yellowish and it uses food colourings to make it look like actual meat.
- Industrially farmed animals are on more meds than an amerigolem, traces of which end up in the meat and dairy they produce. This includes estrogen
- Red meat is higher in calories which can possibly make you fat, and if you overcook it to the point where it turns into coal, it releases cancer-causing chemicals albeit you'd have to eat like a stone[bongDEITY] of burnt red meat a month to get carcinogenic effects.
- Slaughterhouses are literally 'o
- Eating meat makes you a vorefag
Doever eating a mainly vegetarian diet with small quantities of locally-raised or hunted meat is probably healthier than a purely vegan diet o algo(ALWAYS throughly cook any wild-caught meat or fish, since they ALWAYS contain parasites).
Vegetarianism[edit | edit source]
Vegetarianism, also known as VegetARYANism, is an act of abstaining from meat. Many people think that they are the same, but they are wrong. Vegetarians can wear leather, use animal-tested cologne, and eat dairy and eggs. Some vegetarians also eat fish ("pescatarianism"). Vegetarians are able to live a healthy life while adhering to their dietary restrictions, even outside the hustle and bustle of the big city, where vegans need to always be in order to buy meds to make up for certain nutrients that a vegan diet naturally lacks. Because of this, vegetarianism is not an inherently bugman lifestyle like veganism is.
Veganism is actually a splinter of vegetarianism, and vegetarianism has roots in oldest religions of earth or something. It started from pajeets but other belief systems around the world also accepted some parts of vegetarianism in their religions. It made sense back in their times since meat was seen as luxury and abstaining from it was the ancient equivalent of NoFap.
Christians don't eat meat during Lent. Orthodox church forbids all animal products while the Catholics are prohibited from meat only.
Followers of veganism[edit | edit source]
- Adolf Hitler (GEEEEEEGGGGG!!!!)[Redditbros...] [ev&oe Hitler was a vegetARYAN]
- Troons
- Furries (excluding vorefags), since xhey identify as animals, therefore we can legally hunt them
- Redditors
- Jews (remember that Hanukkah is the only festive day where they can eat meat)[marge? rabbis eat foreskin all the time]
- The average Instagram/TikTok influencer
- Indians (It's forbidden in Hinduism to eat beef, since it's their sacred holy animal, and they don't eat other meats mostly. However, they consider fish vegetarian.)
- Fruitjeet
- Jimbo
Snopes
- ↑ Science
