Veganism
"agenda Veganism vill be unfurled"
Really well meme'd my friend!
Veganism is an ideology that every liberal redditor should logically follow but since it requires some amount of effort and giving up on a basic pleasure many of them do not. It basically states that since meat is made of cows that used to live in shitty farms, we shouldn't eat meat because it's heckin' animal abuse or however the burgers are flipped. They also promote this idea by force and attack anyone that opposes it (sounds familiar?) by calling them animal abusers just because they ate a McDonalds Happy Meal. They also try to boycott multibillionaire companies like Burger King (even doe they themselves consume ultra-processed goyslop sold by these same companies, like Impossible Whopper™) and fail miserably because nobody gives a shit about them geg.
These people hate eating anything that comes from animals, and by animals they mean everything except bugs[Marge...] (because bugs aren't as sentient as animals becauseeeee uuhhhhhh). They are also infamous for their narcissism and poor health, as surprise surprise, meat has been part of the human diet since the very beginning o algo[1].
The opposite of veganism is the carnivore diet. Both have some similarities: They remove an entire kingdom of life from their diet because they find it icky. They believe it is the healthiest diet, and use soyence and cherry-picked articles to support their claims. They brag about how you can technically live on it, and dismiss non-essential nutrients that are beneficial to health. Very few followers maintain it long-term because they come to their senses. Finally, they are both a psyop with heavy political ties.
The trvth is that veganism is a homosexual psyop because it makes it easier to prep for anal sex.
Also, these people like promoting animal 'o videos to "spread awareness about the animal cruelty" on platforms like TikTok where the 25% of the users are cacas.
PETA
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA (pronounced: peetah), is a kike vegan organization. Their followers claim that they support animal rights and help street dogs and cats, when in reality they are probably psychopaths who immediately take any animal they find on the street and kill it after three days. Sometimes they even take away pets from owners for stupid reasons, or even take them without permission, which just shows how fucked up they are.
If you get a visit by any PETA employee, we recommend that you hide your pet, unless you want it euthanized by these kikes.
Also, they made some 'tendo fangames that still didn't get them sued for some reason.
PETA is controlled opposition created by Big Meat to make vegans look insane by el wey
Arguments for veganism (and why they're retarded)
[edit | edit source]- le animals!
- That type of treatment towards animals is virtually unheard of on pastures (except for the Jewish and muslim ones, where animals are killed in the similar way as people in the videos). It only happens in factory farming, which is a result of industrial brapitalism.
- Animals don't have the same ambition that humans do. They don't care about the purpose of their existence, and are content if their living conditions are good enough[Doever, dairy farming will always be slightly evil since it requires separating the calf from the cow].
- le environment!
- Choosing to eat meds and goyslop as a substitute for meat does nothing for the environment.
- A tomato has a higher carbon footprint than an egg.
- le health!
- A vegan diet is actively detrimental to your health because it lacks crucial nutrients like Vitamin B12, and Iron since the plant sources of iron have a low bioavailability. THOUGH a vegan diet of only whole foods is more effective at reversing some specific diseases like diabetes or CVD than a regular healthy diet.[it just is, ok?] Vegans will claim that it makes them live longer ev&oe there is no actual proof of this despite The Science's best efforts. Even their favorite study on Adventists showed vegetarian women had lower all-cause mortality than their vegan counterparts.[2] Most vegans are women, so citing this is admitting that the average vegan would be healthier as a vegetarian geg.
- le saving money!
- Other well-planned diets don't require vitamin B12 supplements, large portions of expensive foods needed to get enough vitamin B2, omega-3, choline (which most vegans deny causes liver and muscle dysfunction in deficiency), and calcium (because fortified calcium has no effect on preventing bone fractures), or the zinc/iron (depending on your sex) supplements (You) will probably need to not feel on the verge of death. That's ignoring how the vegan alternatives for non-food items are restrictive and typically cost more. The actual reason they spend less on average is because being vegan forbids you from 90% of premade food, and half of them have anorexia or orthorexia.
The trvth
[edit | edit source]While veganism is inherently soy, it is not any worse than the average Amerimutt's[or really any nationality these days] diet consisting of factory-farmed processed goyslop meat. Both of these "diets" consist of extremely processed food that is bad for your health. Albeit vegans used to be much healthier when the veganism wasn't that mainstream when they only ate beans, bread and fruit. Nowadays there's vegan everything, and you can still eat your favourite burgers and kebabs but now they are made out of impossible meat and beans.
The biggest problem with veganism if you want significant muscle mass is the low amounts of protein. Without supplementing with soy bricks, pure gluten, or protein powder it's very hard for a vegan to get 100+ grams of protein only from beans and nuts.[The U.S. military really convinced mutts peanut butter is a good protein source GEG]
Here are some things that portrays veganism in a positive way:
- Industrialized meat is not even meat anymore, it's full of byproducts like lard, skin, joints, and other "undesired" parts. Industrial meat is actually white/yellowish and it uses food colourings to make it look like actual meat.
- Industrially farmed animals are on more meds than an amerigolem, traces of which end up in the meat and dairy they produce. This includes estrogen
- Red meat is higher in calories which can possibly make you fat, and if you overcook it to the point where it turns into coal, it releases cancer-causing chemicals albeit you'd have to eat like a stone[bongDEITY] of burnt red meat a month to get carcinogenic effects.
- Slaughterhouses are literally 'o
- Eating meat makes you a vorefag
- It can be a heckin' valid way to avoid funding torture chambers if you're too retarded or poor to figure out whether the source of your food has sane living conditions.
- You WILL be prepared for the New World Order when (((they))) release allergy-inducing ticks across the globe.
Doever eating a mainly vegetarian diet with small quantities of locally-raised or hunted meat is probably healthier than a purely vegan diet o algo(ALWAYS throughly cook any wild-caught meat or fish, since they ALWAYS contain parasites).
Vegetarianism
[edit | edit source]Vegetarianism, also known as VegetARYANism, is an act of abstaining from meat. Many people think that they are the same, but they are wrong. Vegetarians can wear leather, use animal-tested cologne, and eat dairy and eggs. Some vegetarians also eat fish ("pescatarianism"). Vegetarians are able to live a healthy life while adhering to their dietary restrictions, even outside the hustle and bustle of the big city, where vegans need to always be in order to buy meds to make up for certain nutrients that a vegan diet naturally lacks. Because of this, vegetarianism is not an inherently bugman lifestyle like veganism is.
Veganism is actually a splinter of vegetarianism, and vegetarianism has roots in oldest religions of earth or something. It started from pajeets but other belief systems around the world also accepted some parts of vegetarianism in their religions. It made sense back in their times since meat was seen as luxury and abstaining from it was the ancient equivalent of NoFap.
Christians don't eat meat during Lent. Orthodox church forbids all animal products while the Catholics are prohibited from meat only.
Followers of veganism
[edit | edit source]- Adolf Hitler (GEEEEEEGGGGG!!!!)[Redditbros...] [ev&oe Hitler was a vegetARYAN]
- Troons
- Furries (excluding vorefags), since xhey identify as animals, therefore we can legally hunt them
- Redditors
- Soyboys (though they eat ze bugs)
- Jews (remember that Hanukkah is the only festive day where they can eat meat)[marge? rabbis eat foreskin all the time]
- The average Instagram/TikTok influencer
- Indians (It's forbidden in Hinduism to eat beef, since it's their sacred holy animal, and they don't eat other meats mostly. However, they consider fish vegetarian.)
- Fruitjeet
- Jimbo
