SNCA:TF2 Freaks

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Some of the most well-known TF2 freaks. Intelligent Heavy (the one with a pan), Seeman (the black one), Weaselcake (the one with weird hands), Christian Brutal Sniper (the one on the right of Painis), Painis Cupcake (below Seeman) and a BLU Vagineer (to the left of Painis)

TF2 Freaks (also known as TF2 Monsters or GMod Monsters if made only in GMod) are versions of the TF2 Mercs (ev&oe not all of the Freaks are Mercs, but most are versions of TF2 Mercs) that are best known for having weird properties like popping out of a soup can. Some of them are good, some of them neutral, and others evil. They were created in December 31, 2008 with a video of a (not yet named) RED Vagineer.

List of Some Well-known Freaks

• Painis Cupcake - Cannibalistic RED Soldier that introduces himself to people who enters his home/lair. He then eats his prey and if he doesn't do what he wants, Ubercharges himself and becomes unstoppable. He's only hungry though so he can act normal around other freaks. He is the most popular TF2 freak. He also has a brother named Ainis Cupcake (formerly Anus Cupcake) who has a wife and a son (who's not even his). He's a cuckold, and doesn't care if his wife is a slut to a Demoman named Private Haircut.
• Vagineer - As the name implies, it is a species of Engineers (and other Mercs too) that speak in reverse and have mouths... SHAPED LIKE A VAGINA! They are not trannies though. They can also grow back their limbs and use them as grappling hooks because they're attached to a rope. It is the first freak.
• Seeman - Despite the name, Seeman does NOT ejaculate on people. He is a RED Demoman that says "SEE?!" and points whenever he sees something interesting or funny. Has a best friend named Seeldier who is a BLU Soldier that also sees.
• Christian Brutal Sniper (abbreviated as CBS) - Not actually Christian nor a Sniper, he uses machetes, axes and other blades to brutally kill his enemies for no reason at all, has a friend named Gentlespy and is the only one he won't kill.
• Intelligent Heavy - A RED Heavy who has a pan on his head and contrary to his name, is only slightly smarter than average. If someone other than him wears the pan, they become schizophrenic and have nightmares of him. His best friend is Spyper who has the head of a Spy and the body of a Sniper, and can flipflop through his personalities by cracking his neck. His camper van can fly.
• Weaselcake - A BLU sniper that can fly, but he is unfortunately crippled and his limbs are stuck in a weird shape. He was created from being beaten up by his own team and then getting thrown in a chamber to become super, but a rubber duck got into the chamber and permanently messed him up. He didn't turn evil though and he saves people from evil freaks.
• Dic Soupcan - A drunken RED Demoman that loves alcohol and fights using vomiting and trapping his enemies in a soup can. Immune to TND because he can put his head back on after being decapitated.
• Demopan - A BLU Demoman that enjoys trading. He says "STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED" to make a trade offer. He only sells Stout Shakos for 2 Refined Metal. He has nothing else to trade. Offering a different price or rejecting his trade offer will make him angry and become obsessed with killing you.
• Polite Spy - A BLU Spy that's very calm and is more charismatic. He can easily mediate tensions between two people and managed to get Painis Cupcake, a Vagineer, and CBS to apologize and compliment each other.
• Serverblight - A TF2 freak that collects the souls of the gibs of players it touches in TF2, kills them in real life, and then forces them into its personal army. One of the newest freaks.

VS Saxton Hale

A worse version of it, only has 4 characters which most of them still exist in Freak Fortress.

Still gooder than the nu VScript version released in 2023 though.