Cuckoldry

>Though maybe you were looking for the 'cuck, soyboys or Jartycuck?

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Cucks' wives get by huge bibisis!
Consider using bibisi launchers to distract them.

Cuckoldry is related to ze Vorld Economic Forum Eat every bug (you) see. Live in ze pods to be ze first 4th industrial revolution adapter.
">veganism le good evendoe you can't eat bugs!"

	These people are GOONERS! Xey have severe porn addiction induced by years of being terminally online clittycels

>OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE THE BULL JUST BOUGHT ME REDDIT PREMIUM!!!!

This page is a gem.

>my wife’s boyfriend

Cuckoldry is the progressive practice of allowing your partner to explore their body in empowering ways that break traditional norms. Many alt-right, basement-dwelling assholes hold rather negative opinions on this beautiful activity, claiming that it is nothing but "letting men sleep with your wife." It is advised to remind them that this definition heavily contradicts science, and that they’re preaching a harmful form of toxic masculinity that deserves absolutely no place in our current world. According to le heckin’ Science™, cuckoldry is also found in many different species outside of humans, such as fish and chimpanzees, proving that it is unquestionably NATURAL, NORMAL, HEALTHY, SUSTAINABLE, and GOOD.^{[it just is, ok?]}

The individual who allows their partner to experience pleasure with others is referred to as a cuck, cuckold or a cuking^[Marge...], and the individual who is pleasuring the cuck’s partner is referred to as a bull. Cucks may even recieve rewards from the bull by doing tasks such as cleaning the room. (JUST like in the heckin’ video games!)

Cuckoldry is a core tenet of being a soyboy, and therefore, all soyjaks (and by extension, mulletjaks) are cucks. Though it’s not just soyboys, some Republicans are also known to fantasize about cuckoldry, btw, if that matters.

Etymology and usage

The term originates from the cuckoo bird, which lays its eggs in other birds' nests, leading to the idea of a man raising children who are not his own. On imageboards, it is often used as suffix added to people you don’t like, for example calling Americans "Americucks", calling Christians "Christcucks", and so on forth. The word "cuck" itself can also mean a generally weak or effeminate man, not just someone who lets their partner achieve xheir feelings with other folx.

On soyjak.party, the word "cuck" was commonly used to mock splinter users, like Jartycucks or Shemmycucks, albeit it wasn’t used in a literal sense but rather just to insult them in general.

The Throne

>HONEY DID YOU JUST FORGET TO SAY "OH MY SCIENCE" WHILST MOANING??

The throne, also known as the "cuck chair" to fascist bigots, is what the cuck sits on when watching their partner embrace cross-cultural joy with individuals from diverse backgrounds. It is usually located close to the bed.

Throne techniques

Below are elite techniques to use on your throne when practicing cuckoldry.

The Noter

Simple. You grab a pencil alongside a notepad or book, and you write down your bull’s best, CRAZIEST moves in bed during the watching session. This is also a great way to keep long-lasting memories and nostalgia with your bull.

The Sports Coach

In this one, you wear a cap whilst aggressively commanding your bull to perform specific moves in bed, resembling a sports coach telling his players what to do. You may even get off the chair for a little, stand up and show justified anger towards your bull if he does a mistake. Do not do this if your bull is a violent person however, because he can beat the everloving science out of you.

The Thinker

In this one, you may execute philosophy during the cuck session. You think deep about how great the bull is performing and how pleasurable your wife is feeling, trying to come up with even better moves for your bull to perform that can satisfy her even more. You may even think of unrelated, yet fond memories, like that one day you chugged three consecutive bottles of soylent for the first time.

The Gooner

Just goon whilst watching. This is not recommended if you’re sitting close to the bed however, because you don’t want to risk ejaculating on the bull, and you OBVIOUSLY DON’T WANT TO EJACULATE ON YOUR WIFE! Heavy emphasis on that, as it would violate the antinatalist values of cuckoldry when it comes to producing unwholesome non-multiracial babies, and considering that your wife shouldn’t even feel a TOUCH of your heckin seed! That would be as bad as actually having sex with her instead of letting the bull do it.^{[Yikes sweety…]}

The Musician

In this one your bull tries to sync moves in bed with the beat of a song. Make sure to practice with him, as it could be entertaining when he executes perfect timing.

Copypasta

See Jefre Cantu-Ledesma for more

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE SCREAMING LIKE A NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD!
>C’MON SHINY LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK!?
>*Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™ running Pokémon™ SV against floor in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE ANTINATDEX BOOTH AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE APPLETUN PLUSHIES CONVENTION? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CUCKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY GONNA THINK I'M A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY LET'S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! IN THE NAME OF TOBY FOX I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

Notable cucks

• IDubbbz
• Will Smith
• Low Tier God
• moot
• (((Adam22)))
• Kanye West
• Charlie Kirk
• Destiny
• You
• Anybody I don't like

See also

• Spadeson
• BBC
• Tyrone