South Park

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Fat brown pooners love this show btw, if that matters
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All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim!
"Ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka..."
>It's our equivalent to those japanese cartoons or something

South America, primarily known by its deadname South Park, is an "adult" cartoon created by Trey Parker and (((Matt Stone))). It premiered in 1997 on Comedy Central, the Impractical Jokers channel. In modern times, it is beloved by pooners. They also made episodes that made fun of niggers, jews, Islam, scientology, Jesus Christ and mormons which automatically makes them ARYAN btw if that matters, though not anymore since they just spend their time making fun of Trump now.

The art style of the show looks like stop-motion paper cutouts.

Cartoon Wars

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In 2006, South Park made an episode that mocked Family Guy for having too much “random = funny” type of humor. In the plot, a new Family Guy episode is about to air that features the Prophet Muhammad, causing a riot in South Park. Cartman doesn't like Family Guy and uses the drama to his advantage to try and get the show cancelled. Later in the episode, it is revealed that Family Guy is written by manatees that use idea balls for the cutaway jokes. The Simpsons already transhated Family Guy because it somewhat ripped off their show, so they sent flowers to the South Park writers for making the hit-piece.

(((Seth MacFarlane))) got pissed at The Simpsons for doing that, so in retaliation he made a 'toss where Quagmire rapes Marge Simpson and kills the entire Simpson family, MacFarlane then became a voice actor on the Drawn Together movie (which is based on a show that's also made by two jews btw) that mocked South Park for getting away with stuff for making points and played a robot called I.S.R.A.E.L that tries to kill the main characters.

MacFarlane and Simpson's creator Matt Groening (you WILL not search his name on the Epstein list btw) later resolved their differences and made a crossover episode with their shows. Some people believe that South Park was just clitty leaking that Family Guy had more viewers than their show, but that’s just a theory. A Game Theory!

Leaking on Trump

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>Orange man did something again! I can't wait for South Park America to make an episode about this!

In 2015, Parkerberg and Stein made “Mr. Garrison” into a parody of Trump. They were so confident that wholesome candidate Hillary Clinton was going to win that their cllites leaked and they needed to rewrite the entire episode, after the Trump presidency they were conveniently tired of political satire during the Biden administration but the second time Trump was elected again in 2025 they were back to making political commentary which was swooned over by soy boys and nu males making video essays along the lines of “The Brilliant Takedown of Fascism by South Park”.

Association with Pooners

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Since at least 2018, the show has become increasingly popular with FtM trannies, ev&oe the show literally made an episode mocking tumblrites in 2015. They end up making the ship canon🔒 howeverbeit. Pooners make a lot of coally drawings of the characters, ship them, and make fanfiction niggerbrim. Keep in mind that they are LITERAL CHILDREN.

Stan Marsh - Arguably was the de-facto main character. Became depressed and addicted to alcohol, will likely KHS in a future episode.

(((Kyle Broflovski))) - Jew who clitty fights with Cartman a lot. He is also protective of his little brother Ike[ev&doe he played kick the baby with him], and he was also voted the ugliest boy in his 4th grade class.

Eric Cartman - Fat chud with a slutta for a mom, would be a 'teen IRL[even doe the average 'teen wouldn't have the balls to call a black person a nigger in real life]. He idolizes Mel Gibson and even dressed up as Hitler twice.

Kenny McKormick - Best known for dying every episode and having a muffled voice. Normally a main character, then got sidelined ages ago so he's now a side character.

Butters (Powerword: Leopold Stotch) - Most naive character in the show, gets abused by his parents. He is a closeted homosexual[he liked a girl doe] who became a pimp and also made the whole town drink his "creamy goo".

Tweek Tweak - Meth coffee addict. Got shipped by Fujoshis so hard he actually turned into a faggot.

Randy Marsh - Stan's dad who has become a main character in recent seasons with the Tegridy Farms arc. Also raped a pangolin in one episode

(((Sheila Broflovski))) - Kyle's mom, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

Mr. Herbert Garrison - IAS faggot teacher who trooned out in the middle of the series then became a man again, realising that HWNBAW.

Mr. Mackey - The school counselor who always says "M'kay" at the end of every sentence.

Chef (Powerword: Joe McElroy) - Wholesome fat black man of the school cafeteria who sings songs about his chocolate salty balls. Became a pedo before killing himself after realizing what he had become, which was part of the explanation for why Chef would no longer be on the show. Actually it turned out that Chef's voice actor was a Scientologist or something and leaked over the episode mocking Scientology.[a] Chef then turned into a Nazi Zombie in one of the games.

Tolkien Black - The token black character. Formerly known as Chuck Token before he had his name be retconned to Tolkien.

Wendy Testaburger - Stan's on-and-off girlfriend and foid's rights activist, almost beat Cartman to death in one episode. Dumped Stan for Tolkien.

Timmy Birch - Retard in a wheelchair who can only say his name.[JUST LIKE MUH POKEYMANZ!!!!!1!]

Jimmy Valmer - Crippled kid and friend of Timmy, used roids in one episode to win the Paralympics and also made a joke that mindbroke Kanye West into being a gay fish.

Red - Ginger foid best known for dumping some literal who trekkie for Butters.

Terrance and Phillip - Canadian TV stars who Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny like because they make a lot of fart jokes. Were central characters in the South Park Movie as Kyle's mom blamed them for being a bad influence on the children.

Vidya Games

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South Park - The first vidya game, has many voice clips and locks most of the characters behind the multiplayer mode.

South Park Rally - The better game. You can actually play as the secondary characters. The N64 version has less characters than the other versions. The Dreamcast version has an extra race track. The PC version has a dildo that stuns other players/CPUs and there's an online mode that doesn't really work anymore, it also has scrapped characters inside the files.

South Park: Chef's Luv Shack - The first game to actually look like the show. It's half game show, half Mario Party ripoff. It has no CPU so you have to play with friends unless you want a high score or something. Most SNCA game from the series.

South Park (GBC) - Scrapped game that got leaked years later. But before this it got repurposed into a Mary Kate and Ashley game and a Maya The Bee one for Euromutts.

South Park 10: The Game - Puzzle platformer that's much like the last one but it's split into worlds. You play as Starvin' Marvin in one world and is the only noteworthy Java game.

South Park: The Stick Of Truth - RPG game based on the Lord Of The Rings episodes and is the most well known and popular game. The main antagonist is a Big Bad Government Guy and the main enemies are Nazi Zombies. Europe and Australia had to censor the game because their clitties leaked over a scene involving Randy getting anal probed and a minigame where you perform abortions on men.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole - The other RPG which plays differently and is based on the superhero episodes. Jared Fogle is a boss in this game and it also has a difficulty setting based on what race your avatar is.

South Park: Phone Destroyer - The mobile game that has secret endings (((if you pay loads of money into it))) though it's ironic.

South Park: Snow Day - The worst of the new games, back to 3D again for some reason.

Notes

  1. ↑ Though, his son claims that his father did not actually choose to quit the show, and suffered a stroke that Scientologists used to fuck the show over.