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Sneakers O'Toole
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Sneakers O'Toole (July 4th, 1990 – January 14th, 202Ϫ) was an artist, performer, and beloved family man best known for not taking his sneakers off.
Life[edit | edit source]
While walking on the street singing his theme song for no reason at all. Two fuggen rulecucks tried to get him to take his sneakers off but he declined and ran away, they had shit shoes so they did nothing and then killed themselves.
Deals[edit | edit source]
Homelander heard of him and tried to kill him for mIga or however the liberal propaganda tells me to think but homelander got rizzed up and stopped being a leaky chudcel, becoming one of his most loyal servants.
He has also managed to acquire an international and diverse fandom due to his charisma and wholesome character, as well as funding from his brand Sneajer.
Death[edit | edit source]
Sneakers O'Toole smell like cheese ~ iobyfyrtmAfter meeting with Dan Schneider on Dan's birthday to discuss a film biography of O'Tooles life, violence broke out after Dan demanded that he would need to take his sneakers off for that role.
This would kill O'Toole, international outrage ended Dan's career and dozens of millions attended the funeral of Sneakers O'Toole. Rest in peace, king...
Resurrection🗝️[edit | edit source]
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This terrible fate, however, would not be the end of Sneakers. With the help of Dr. Soyberg's medical expertise, the Homelander Choir conducted a ritual involving ███, ███████, and the sacrifice of ██,██,█Ϫ Lesothans. This was a resounding success, and, on the third day, Sneakers rose from the dead. Although his whereabouts are currently unknown, it is rumored that he is currently saving the sharty by dropping his famous Sneakers O'TRVKEs on retards who post NAS on /soy/.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Sneakers O'TRVKE
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funeral
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oh my diversity this is just like undertale
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Homelander and his identical quadruplets singing praise to O'Toole.
