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Family Guy
Family Guy (also known as Family Gay [which is accurate as Peter is indeed a faggot]) is a shitty rip-off of The Simpsons; it was created in 1999 by an atheist[1], liberal[2], vegan[3], Democrat[4], communist[5] named Seth MacFarlane, who intended to make a show exactly like The Simpsons but with much darker humor (basically highly more offensive) according to today's standards.
By the time, it aired from 1999 to 2003, because nobody liked it and Fox received angry letters from the public in general to yank the show off their network accusing it of being a cheap Simpsons rip-off.
It came back from the grave in 2005 and according to Oldfag fans of the show, seasons 4-7 was considered the Gemmy era of Family Goy.
According to the Cartoon Community, Modern Family Guy is as bad as Modern Simpsons, but overall a little bit better.
Most of the time, Kids are more likely to watch this show than The Simpsons, as Family Guy is responsible for kids to act Retarded and giving them ADHD, it is also responsible for Chris Chan's racism. It is also notable that the show has constant jokes about incest, there was a episode were Peter marries Chris for a payoff or something.
Despite its somewhat chuddy humor, most of the people that watch this show are trannies.
Characters[edit | edit source]
- Peter Griffin: the titular Family Guy himself, he is the fat, alcoholic, retarded [Doe he has an higher 70 IQ compare to Homer's 55 IQ], bisexual, and psychopathic father who leads a large portion of the episodes and steals the spotlight from the other characters. Also, in later seasons, he is anything but a Family Guy.
- Chris Griffin: (He Basically You and Me) He is a sexual harasser, gooner, Vvrgin, wigger, drug addict, and proven to be autistic [It is canon] Son.
- Lois Griffin: The Prostitute, Jewish and Pedo mother.
- Meg Griffin: The depressed suicidal, and liberal daughter. Often the target of harassment from other characters, especially Peter.
- Brian Griffin: The pseudo-intellectual atheist egocentric/narcissistic and alcoholic dog of the family, all the sick fuck female characters of this show bang him despite the fact that he is an animal.
- Stewie Griffin: An evil genius baby who is also a
homosexual[rupert doesn't count[]baby. - Quagmire: A serial rapist and pervert who is best known for his catchphrase, "Giggity".
- Joe: A crippled police officer voiced by Patrick Warburton. His wife hates him.
- Cleveland: Token black guy. Had his own spinoff, The Cleveland Show [even doe quagmire would make a way funnier spinoff], which nophono fan cared about.
- Sneakers O'Toole: Gigachad Aryan beast who is best known for refusing to take his sneakers off. He is universally regarded as the best character in the show, and his spinoff, Sneaking Around, will debut in 20██.[It seems like Everybody loves Sneakers O'Toole everybody wants to even sexfuck him]
See also[edit | edit source]
Snopes
- ↑ http://salon.com/2013/02/23/10_celebs_you_didnt_know_were_atheists_partner/
- ↑ https://www.salon.com/2019/08/17/seth-macfarlane-is-a-major-democratic-donor-what-does-his-comedy-say-about-his-politics/
- ↑ https://www.peta.org/features/announcing-peta-ellys-2018-best-tv-stars-animals/
- ↑ https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2019-08-10/seth-macfarlane-has-quietly-become-one-of-hollywoods-biggest-political-donors
- ↑ https://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/dem-primaries/257036-family-guy-creator-sanders-won-the-debate/