Soy'thulu

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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

	-15	Soy'thulu is a forced meme? Heckin' downvoted

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>muh my cousin ronald mctrump cooks better or something

An example of his culinary excellence

Soy'thulu is the main chef that exists outside of the entire universe known for making hyper-realistic slow-burn incomprehensible woah jacks pieces of fine dining!

A young soyteen once stumbled upon Soy'thulu's restaurant and his tulpa he didn't even know existed recorded the following:

Menu Items

• The Satoko Favorite: A pepperoni pizza that's shaped like a steamy brap.
• The Aryan Spitrit: A drink that's meant to taste like what being in Aryanheaven feels like. This soyteen said it just tasted like Baja Blast.
• Tranny Fries: The chef says this is his favorite! Each one of these is what's called a french fry, but made out of tranny bone marrow instead.
• Soylent: Can't forget this. Tastes exactly like it does on Earth.
• Musical Beans: Beans that actually sing 5 Little Chuddies. Too bad they scream in agony if you eat them.
• Sloppy Jakk's: The saliva from a Slopjak! No one knows what it tastes like because no one has ever tried it.
• Yos: The antithesis of soy, that slowly turns women into yosgirls when consumed.
• "That Thing": DO NOT EVER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY ORDER THIS.

Restaurant's Lore

Not much else is known about Soy'thulu or where he gets his ingredients from.

The restaurant can be entered by taking dmt.