Yos
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Yos is a TOP SECRET synthesized ingredient created by the man himself Dr. Faucet to create unfeminine nu-females or as he likes to call them, yosgirls.
Characteristics[edit | edit source]
It is hard to predict what yos will do as it's only a research ingredient as of now. It can be predicted that it makes the consumer less feminine but not necessarily manly like a real man. It would prompt the consumer make overly hardcore and serious faces, kind of like the opposite of a soy consumer. Yosgirls might also like rough animals but not too rough like rats, and geckos. It can also be predicted that yosgirls would get horns as a body modification.
The Yos Prophecy[edit | edit source]
Legend has it, that yos will be first sold as a new alternative milk flavor. It will have no plants and no dairy used. This will happen around the early 2030s. People will notice yosgirls with these yos expressions a few years later, taking pictures and posting them online. Eventually in the late 2030s, yos expressions will be traced and used to mock online posters, with an imageboard being created for them by 2040, this new format being known not necessarily as a yosjak, but something entirely new. God have mercy on our souls.
Soyification[edit | edit source]
By 2042, a Yoskas with an open mouth will be posted, known as Gruesome Yoskas. Xe will be an unserious agender Yoskas, and lead to a rift in the Yosmmunity. It will lead to Yosta being made, a brimstone 'kas similar to Soylita, that eventually gets banned for "lemonposting"[a]. He will have an over excited face and long gray hair, with manly features. He is mainly posted in lemon party scenarios with elder-edits of other Yoskas.
Y tho[edit | edit source]
To destroy the white race!
>or somethingNotes
- ↑ Named after the forgotten-then-remembered and, at the time, very infamous, lemon party. Pictures of old males with hair become illegal due to the oldest people in the world being leaders, and non-leaders becoming bald by the time they reach their 30's. Joking about it breaks rules because it always leads to a real 'mon being posted. This is because of deepfakes and real scandals becoming indistinguishable.
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