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Soyjak Babies (based perspective)
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Soyjak Babies was the worst cartoon to ever run from the 90s until 2005 made by and for disgusting hideous creatures.
Origin[edit | edit source]
These demons made their debut on SoyBooru on December 12, 2022[1], and if that wasn't bad enough a video titled Soyjak Baby Photos (Wholesome) featuring a montage of the Soyjak Babies to the song Little Bird, Little Bird[2] was uploaded by the user SoyTube on YouTube[3], officially causing the downfall of the 'sphere in general.
Characters[edit | edit source]
Cisjak and Chudjak[edit | edit source]
The insufferable duo, always stay inside during recess time, causing pain and destruction.
Baby Chud[edit | edit source]
Chudjak's little brother, always loves to do satanic rituals. Always suspended.
Little Cobson[edit | edit source]
The most satanic of the group, always chewing and spitting out damned souls, dancing on them once they're all showing the stomach. Always playing with his deadly lawnmower during recess.
Feralbaby[edit | edit source]
Obsessed with eating dried cervixs every morning. Carries them around, and offers them to the other demonic abominations.
Gapebaby[edit | edit source]
The "nicest" of the group. He has the world record for most souls drained in a day. Loves combining tears of the soldiers' families mourning with the blood of fallen said soldiers together.
Nobaby[edit | edit source]
The soul bringer. Always reviews the corpses of the damned, will "critique" them for the other demons. Satan himself.
Soylita Jr. (BRIMSTONE)[edit | edit source]
The youngest of the bunch, only three thousand. Is actually Gapebaby's little succub. Always has a corpse of a priest in her mouth and cries when things don't go her way. Cobson's target for torture.
Squirrelbaby[edit | edit source]
Known for his catchphrase "Silly, that's nuts!". The cerberus of niggerhell.
Sidson Jr./“Darwin”[edit | edit source]
OUR SAVIOR AGAINST THE ANTICHRIST
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Troonjak and Clittyjak -
baby CHVD -
Lil Spadeson -
Feral -
Gapebaby -
Nobaby -
'Lita junior -
Squirrelbaby singing
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Average gayjak babies fan -
The head director of soyjak babies -
Soyjak babies' target audience
THE RVVL TRVTH[edit | edit source]
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Ϫasan jartyeel Estrogen is a disturbing criminal
Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned. |
Ϫasan jartyeel Estrogen | |
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| Nassan Estron | |
 Creator of the 'jabies. | |
| Born | January Ϫth 197Ϫ |
| Status | In jail |
| Died | Hopefully soon |
| Best known for | Creating soyjak babies |
| Title | Ϫasan jartyeel Estrogen |
| Criminal charges | Grooming Sexual assault Sexual child abuse |
Ϫasan jartyeel Estrogen (Born: January Ϫth 197Ϫ) Was the creator, storyboarder and the writer of the show. Xhe was a valid and brave truscum xueen and groomed xis 2 sons (a 17 year old and a 6 year old) into trooning out, with some CSA and recording 'p in between. The soyjak babies show was canceled after the arrest in 2004. It was speculated xhe did this with other kids, but in 2010 it was proven false.
You sure that's the creator of the show?[edit | edit source]
Yes, 100%. There's an image of Cher drawing Cobaby somewhere on the internet. At the moment I don't have it on my phone, I'm searching it.
