Soyjak Babies
This person is a minor!
You WILL remind them that they have school tomorrow and that they should eat their veggies!
Soyjak Babies was an award-winning, genre-defining cartoon that ran from the 90s until 2005. It is still popular among small children and manchildren.
Origin
[edit | edit source]Soyjak Babies made their debut on SoyBooru on December 12, 2022[1], and shortly after a video titled Soyjak Baby Photos (Wholesome) featuring a montage of the Soyjak Babies to the song Little Bird, Little Bird[2] was uploaded by the user SoyTube on YouTube[3].
Characters
[edit | edit source]Cisjak and Chudjak
[edit | edit source]The inseparable duo, always stay inside during recess time, arguing over who's smarter.
Chudjak's little brother, always loves shouting profanity (censored, of course) to rile up the teacher. Always suspended.
The loudest of the group, always chewing and spitting out black crayons, dancing on them once they're all chewed up. Always playing with his toy lawnmower during recess.
Obsessed with taking his vitamin gummies every morning. Carries them around, and offers them to the other babyjaks.
The nicest of the group. He has the world record for most Play-Doh eaten in a day. Loves combining juice flavors together.
The food junkie. Always reviews his school lunch, will "critique" it for the other students. Jewish genius.
The youngest of the bunch, only three. Is actually Gapebaby's little sister. Always has a lolipop in her mouth and cries when things don't go her way. Cobson's target for bullying.
Iron because this version of Soylita isn't pedo bait o algo
Known for his catchphrase "Silly, that's nuts!". Class pet.
Has had his father help him obtain his own identification card, and is known to be a big fan of movies. His favorite movie is "Son of the Mask".
