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SLOPTRAN (detractor perspective)
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Soytan, also called Sloptran by haters, is a brimmy goonslop character that is a personification of a cacao Soylent bottle. She was the mascot for a large part of Soot's ownership, but was replaced by Nate Higgers. Historically, this horrid creature has been associated with splinters, especially the Jarty, as Jartycucks
were obsessed with her and loved to goon to her. In fact, the Jarty was so obsessed with Soytan, that their emperor, Lutius Jartyglius Cuckius made Soytan the main mascot of der jerdee for its whole existence.
Soytan is often considered NAS due to her lacking many IAS features (since she has hair and is a woman). Despite this, she CONTINUES to be posted on /soy/, which is supposed to be only for Soyjaks. The only reason why this happens is because she's the heccin feminine personification of mah niche interest or however the clitty is leaked.
Gooning to ‘tan
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Soytan porn has existed for a long time since her creation, with the most infamous instance being the Soytan rape comic.
Why Soytan is NAS
[edit | edit source]1: Xhe isn't based on any soyjak like the other foidjaks.
2: Xhe isn't used to mock anything.
3: Xhe is just a self-insert for gooners.
4: Xhe has almost no IAS features, the only one being glasses.
Theories
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Soytan is literally Satan theory
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Soytan is the IAS manifestation of Satan within the Soysphere. When Satan's name is prefixed with the word soy, as is conventional in Soyspeak, you get Soytan. There was once a bone-chilling article on this very wiki that pointed this out, but LimeAIDS deleted it, which demonstrates how corrupted the Soysphere has become.
Additionally, the word for Satan in Arabic is "shaytan", which is pronounced in a similar fashion to Soytan. This means Muslims predicted the manifestation of Satan as Soytan, hundreds of years before the Soyboy Woahjack was even conceptualized. They tried to warn us. ISLAM WON.
Soytan means demon in Bengali too, if that matters, meaning Indo-Aryans also won.
Soytan is a demon witch theory
[edit | edit source]Soytan is a satanic witch demon sent by the jarty with permission from admin 6 to ruin the party or something.
Btw if that matters, Soyniqua is a nigger demon witch, which is somehow worse apparently.
