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Kott

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>Though maybe you were looking for Soyquote?
This page writtan by Caveman
You WILL NOT going two fix grammer of bage and sectoin of make the proper of the English.
Kott iz valid transmasc caveman go by he/they
Queery queer
KOTT IS HOT STINKY ROCK FROM DARKEST DEPTHS OF JUNGLE!!!!
Kott


Kott's prefer self-sert

Administrator of soyjak.party
Incumbent
Assumed office
May 9, 2025
ManagerMustard (until July 27, 2025), BBQ Sauce
Preceded byFroot
Developer of Soyjak.party
Incumbent
Assumed office
August 8, 2024
Preceded byRonald
AdministratorFroot (until May 9, 2025), Himself
Manager of Soyjak.party
In office
March 17, 2024 - August 8, 2024
Preceded byRoot
Succeeded byMustard
AdministratorRoot
Personal details
NationalityBrittoilet
Political partyQuotism (Independent)[1]
Other political
affiliations
Frootism (until May 9, 2025)
OccupationOwner, Developer, Cashier IRL
IAS?Yes, loves dat BBC
TripcodeKott ## Admin / Kott!!hAwZ45yv6k ## Admin
Soyjak Wiki accountUser:BananaSplit

Kott also knowe ass Queer, befor hiz namea Mud(shark), iz numba fiv chieftain of soyjak tribe. Unga. He come after Fruit. His name come from cave painting call Kott in folk tale me tribe call "Caveman Story".[2] Him also witch doctor with a Mustard. Bunga.

Ooga. Kott, him be king of real Soysphere tribe. He add many feature like JS finger Paint for Sharty, and many secret devil magick for track prey.

First him was only witch doctor. Uff. Him quick take role more active in manage Sharty. Near end Fruit time, him practical run Sharty. Him typical portray like magic flower purple-color wholesomejak, but him favorite picture of him-self iz Soyak dress like Kott, caveman from Caveman Story. Him was praise for him coaling up campaigns in Sharty. Like do nothing to /nate/ tribe and keep scent of people and ban, include scent of orangutan and neanderthalπŸ—οΈ. BUT this sad slow down, very dramatic.[3]

Unga bunga. Him also be criticize for not clobber 9a0c with club and continue him hunt after /dem/ failhunt. SNCA event, him end up bring PPH down. And not take action more during Goonocaust. All in all, Kott not save Sharty, nor destroy him yet. Only time will tell what him have plan next.

History[edit | edit source]

Kott become big strong zome time before Fruit waz eaten by da lionz, faztly becoming big groomer and 'p maker in jannytribe[4] Him waz later promote to manager when Root became da chief

As Developer[edit | edit source]

Kott has him hourly manic episode
Snopes confirmed this btw

On August 8, 2024, Kott was appoint like developer of Sharty after Ronald resign. With him most trust mod, Mustard, take him place like Manager.

Controversial Depiction[edit | edit source]

On October 8, 2024, Kott capcode in thread on /soy/. Him not like how sharty depict him like pink Wholesomejak with Banana Split on him head and Arch Linux logo on him cheek. Him end up call him "faggot coal". Him say him rather portray like slopjak than what him end up portray like. What make this more trouble iz maybe due to nature faggy of this depiction, him lead to rise of FemKott and other feminine depiction of janitors of Sharty.

Technical Changes[edit | edit source]

Around early 2025, Kott start experiment for allow VPNs on website. Unblock them on January 19. And eventual conclude experiment with unblock all VPNs indefinetly.

On April 7, 2025, Kott add JS Paint in sharty.

As Owner[edit | edit source]

At 8:40 PM EST - 9:00 PM EST, Kott become owner of soyjak.party on May 9, 2025, follow Froot final QnA and resignation.[5]

As one of him first action like owner on May 12, 2025, Kott ACKed /nate/ by restrict him to only 1 thread at time. On May 21, 2025, him also relist /raid/. Both change was meet with large support, very incredible, by common Soyteen population.

On July 23, 2025, him also complete remove /nate/ from existence.

Limeade Drama[edit | edit source]

Main article: Second Great Soysurgency

On August 8, 2025, Kott confirm in e-mail that Limeade was 9a0c. And that him cheat in /dem/ election by vote with 40 different gem pass because him want board to "post MLP porn on." This throw /soy/ in total chaos for many day. With call for 9a demotion, soyteens leave in September and aura general of chaos.

Aliases[edit | edit source]

Kott has have many nickname during him time on Sharty, or in other place in Soysphere. Him first nickname was Mud (portmanteau of Manager and Chud),[6] coin by soymmunity, but him has become less common after Frootcord leak. On 'ki him use alias "BananaSplit" which iz "American ice cream-base dessert consist of peel banana cut in half lengthwise, and serve with ice-cream and sauce between two piece." Whilst on Soycraft, IRC and Frootcord him has use nickname "Kott" which has now become common name. On Soyjak.blog, him use nickname Ballos. And in him blog describe him state that him iz also The "Operator of marge.moe". Thus him also manage website Marge.moe which iz use for track PPH on various imageboard. And from July to December 2024, host an archive. Him have many different nickname and identity. you VILL NOT investigate FURTHER.

FACTS about him[edit | edit source]

Complaints[edit | edit source]

Thou shall not censor this page because it's FREE SPEECH.
Feel free to contribute, however
Fearmonger over Kott gather identifiable device info with WebGL. Serious, what iz he even going to do with these other than catch ban evader? >HES SELL OUR DATA
Who would buy pseudonym data of a certain IP having certain spec which could be easy gather anyway?
The "saying WebGL autoban you" thing iz lie btw

Datamining[edit | edit source]

>fuggen obsessed kuhwoat cord stop datamine me Kott knows what gpu i use wtf shut it down
One of the improvement Kott has make to the sharty as developer iz a more advance anti-ban evasion system, and despite only fingerprint you with with easy obtainable device info this cause some 'teens to sperg out and accuse xher of "personal data collection". Most notable, a shroom user post an AI generate absolute niggerbabble of a post talking about how integrity.wasm was a virtual machine[Marge...] that receive instruction from a websocket to execute[10]. While that post may read like joke for anyone who has basic understand of how the web work, it seem like the person who post it really believe it, and many not-so-tech literate 'teens fell for it as well.
There are also claims of innocent 'teens supposed be banned for ban evasion after "expose Kott" with this information, though doubt should always be cast on this kind of claim because hostile offsiter are known to force stuff like this while larp as 'teens, so it iz very like that the bans were actual legit and the people being ban were actual ban evader.
>THIS EDIT WAS MADE BY KUHWOATCORD REVERT IT QUICK

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Citations

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Soysphere Admins and Jannies [-+]

soyjak.party:
Quote (Owner, Developer, ex-Manager) ♦ Soysneed (Admin) ♦ 9a0c (Admin) ♦ Mustard (Developer) ♦ BBQ Sauce (Manager) ♦ Boot✝ (Admin) ♦ Froot✝ (Owner) ♦ Mist✝ (Mod) ♦ Root✝ (Admin) ♦ Doll✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Admin) ♦ Kuz✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Captain Coal✝ (Admin) ♦ Red✝ (Manager) ♦ Ronald✝ (Developer) ♦ Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Mod) ♦ Sobot✝ (Mod) ♦ MoonMetropolis✝ (Mod)

soybooru.com:
Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Soysneed (Head Admin) ♦ Bartholomew (Admin) ♦ Broot (Mod) ♦ Warrior-Z (Mod) ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer (Approver) ♦ Froot✝ (De jure owner) ♦ Doll✝ (De facto owner) ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Owner) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner) ♦ YaroslavTV✝ (Mod) ♦ Teto✝ (Mod) ♦ ClydeMcDeath✝ (Mod) ♦ Sectionalism (Approver) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Approver) ♦ Joel✝ (Approver) ♦ jimbo (Approver)

soyjakwiki.org:
Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Cobblestone (Admin) ♦ SprokemowerMan (Mod, ex-admin) ♦ User:Jackson✝ (Mod) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Owner) ♦ Froot✝ (Former owner) ♦ Gem Control✝ (Janny) ♦ Mata✝ (Mod) ♦ Soot✝ (Founder) ♦ Tefal✝ (Head Admin) ♦ Wellmeaningjakker✝ (Mod)

blog.soyjak.st✝:
Broot✝ (Owner) Weebhunter3000✝ (Admin)

Notable Users [-+]

Influential/Notable namefags :
Albert✝ ♦ The Bulgarian (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ Hamas_2✝ (Booru gegbull) ♦ Italian Chad✝ (Booru gegbull) ♦ Joel✝ (creator of Slopjaks, influential sharty poster) ♦ King Caesar✝ (Started the FPE spam) ♦ Mexican Twink✝ (Influential sharty poster) ♦ Romanian Schizo✝ (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Influential booru poster) ♦ S0I1337✝ (Hacked 4chan) ♦ The Swede✝ (creator of Soyjak) ♦ The Venezuelan✝ (Started the fnf spam)

Other Notable Users :
Soyjak Party Video Archive (Youtuber, Archive) ♦ CobsonTALKS (Youtuber) ♦ @soyjakpartyofficial (Tiktoker, Unconfirmed to be official) ♦ Histrion (Founder of Choodism)

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