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THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking! |
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This person is a fat brown pooner btw, if that matters |
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THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT! This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
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Quote is (((Jewish))).
He fuggen baited muh clittah anz he is a fugen peedo mayne jardee kys quote fuggen admin 6
NIGOUR!(((Quote))), also known as Cock and Admin 6, or real name Henry Scott[it just is, ok?], is a literal dyke kike pooner and selfish little fuck who possesses control of soyjak.party. Xe is also a 'zellig fan and a Zartycuck, and somehow the owner of this website.
Quote has significantly broken the Sharty's functionality with xir shitty events and scripts, including implementing a broken """flood-detection""" system (meds blame it on Mudstard), allowing namefag and forced meme spam to derail important threads, starting what is known as a Soysurgency (something entirely exclusive to his administration). Quote is known for xis retarded flip-flops of xis beliefs; for a long time he disliked Femquote for being goonslop and a sexualization of xis character, but then xe later on allowed a Vlodson x Femquote pregnancy edit
to be uploaded onto the SoyBooru and then he demoted Doll for deleting the fucking niggerbrim, probably because he interrupted xis goonsesh. Not a single good nuvariant was produced during xir rule so far. Xe never responds to any important requests that would actually improve the Sharty. Raid threads on /soy/ get constantly derailed with zero action from xis unpaid faggot jannies against it, thus slowing down the making of raids as well. It’s a huge surprise that Operation No Nut November was such a success. Bait threads outnumber gems by the thousands, and the incentive to make OC is gone now.
Quote also banned mexiaryans and islamaryans from /soy/, stating that the 'log's quality would improve and that less shitskins would be falling for bait, which didn't happen. The most ridiculous thing is how this nigger turned 18 like a couple days ago and now xe thinks xe is the shit and decides to ban all underaged users from the Soysphere despite being one not so long ago. All of this lead to the site's PPH significantly dropping by at least 50%, and only continues to worsen to the present day. This is the SECOND TIME that the PPH got completely ass-raped thanks to his shitty administration. He refuses to ban LimeAIDS🔒 despite the latter being a clitty-leaking brony cuck gooner who is brapping up /soy/.
History[edit | edit source]
Xe became a lazy janny who did it for free in 2023. Then in 2024 xe became a very incompetent developer. No one gave a singular minute miniscule microscopic FUCK about this fag before he became admin. In May 2025, Froot stepped down as owner in order to take care of his mixed race NB, and gave the site to Quote. Xe will be the coal that will kill the party. Not much is notable about him aside from how hard xe fucks everything up.
Xe also is developing a nu-imageboard software for the Sharty called "Nusoi", it will bring UI changes and shit nobody cares about; which will break the remaining shell of the Sharty in a level compared to a singularity. (Marge why the fuck he's doing this? Its literally going to fucking fragment the posters of the site)like the datamining script called integrity.js wasnt enough... [it actually runs pretty fast doe] Xe also proved xerself to be a webshitting jeet by using Go to write it instead of an aryan language like Java or Rust.
Leakage[edit | edit source]
Quote is one of the leakiest niggers of all time, and you will realize this when he permabans you for making his neovagina erupt. He has repeatedly leaked over many subjects, most notably the mention of faggotry and trannies. He cracked down on it and banned it, and began perma‘nishing anyone who acted gay or pretended to be trans on the Sharty. Curiously, this is the only type of bait that Quote has banned, since he is lenient on every other kind of bait. This is probably because he’s a closeted faggot tranny himself, and this may be why he decided to poon out. He leaks even more than Froot ever did, and Froot was notorious for being very easy to bait.
JSID Announcement[edit | edit source]
After all he's done for the site, he's announced that he'll shut it down in 3 years.[1] Now, that doesn't sound too far off, but it'll come sooner than you think. Also, the new nusoi imageboard software will finish in about 1 year, which is completely pointless because by then, it will shut down in 2 years.
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I didn't see your thread.
People have asked me hundreds of times at this point and my answer hasn't changed: the site isn't for sale.
Once I've had enough I'm going to JSID instead of passing it on or selling it.
Many teens were rightfully angry and shocked at this message, with many believing that Quote is Admin 6.[2] 'Teens had mixed feelings about the changes of the rules.
Most teens became angry at Quote for announcing he would shut the site down once he was done with it, coming off as incredibly selfish and that he will cause another soypocalypse purely out of spite and/or for the gegs.[3] This would doubtlessly cause several new splinters to arise and bring upon a nu-splintered age, spreading refugee 'teens thin and could plausibly cause the entire soysphere to wither away and die off.
Then, as if this day had to get any worse, xe pissed on the servers or something causing the sharty and der 'ki to go down for about 30 minutes.[4] This caused a brief moment where some 'teens thought he shut it down early due to the backlash.[it just did, ok?]
Relation to Admin 6[edit | edit source]
>Quote is not Admin 6, nor does he bare any relation. He is a respectful and humble admin and he would never involve himself in such wrongdoing. He is also not a Satanist. Any person who tells you otherwise is an alt-right chuddy conspiracist and you should remind them that they need to take their meds.Many 'teens believe Quote is Admin 6 for the reasons above. The most obvious reason is the fact that Quote wants to establish himself as the Sharty's final admin, until 2029 when he shuts it down. Though perhaps the party would have long been dead by then, when his administration is already this coaly and the log is already getting 'aped by coal.
Ultimate copypasta[edit | edit source]
| Kill Quote. Rape Quote. Behead Quote. Roundhouse kick Quote into the concrete. Slam dunk Quote as a baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Quote. Defecate in Quote's food. Launch Quote into the sun. Stir fry Quote in a wok. Toss Quote into active volcanoes. Make Quote check my dubs. Urinate into Quote's gas tank. Judo throw Quote into a wood chipper. Twist Quote's head off. Report Quote to the IRS and NCMEC. Karate chop Quote in half. Curb stomp Quote while xe's pregnant. Trap Quote in quicksand. Crush Quote in the trash compactor. Liquefy Quote in a vat of acid. Eat Quote. Dissect Quote. Exterminate Quote in the gas chamber. Stomp Quote's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Quote in the oven. Lobotomize Quote. Mandatory abortion for Quote. Grind Quote fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Quote in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Quote with a ray gun. Kick Quote as an old gramps faggot down the stairs. Feed Quote to alligators. Slice Quote with a katana. Put a bomb in Quote's mouth. Throw knives at Quote. Inflate Quote until they pop. Send Quote into a blackhole. Castrate Quote. Feed Quote poisoned food. Force Quote to walk the plank. Push Quote into a pit. Kneel on Quote's neck. Curse Quote with a spell. Stuff Quote's babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Quote with a tank. Pop Quote's car tire. Strike Quote's children with a ruler. Make Quote swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Quote's limbs. Airdrop Quote into Antarctica. Throw Quote off the boat. Pressurize Quote into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Quote's ass. Falcon-punch Quote in the face. Make Quote into fiction. Blow Quote's head off with grenade launchers. Blow Quote's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Quote in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Quote to a cross and stab them. Run over Quote with a tank feet-first. Crush Quote with a press. Attack Quote with acid. Boil Quote in a pan. Lock Quote inside a brazen bull. Burn Quote alive. Drag Quote across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Quote. Quarter Quote. Impale Quote on a pike. Tenderize Quote with a mallet. Ionise Quote in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Quote in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Quote in a black hole. Curse Quote with the necronomicon. Trap Quote in purgatory. Bang Quote's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Quote off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Quote in the vacuum of space. Fry Quote with power lines. Feed Quote ricin. Kneecap Quote with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Quote. Sell Quote organs on the black market. Run Quote over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Quote into the grand canyon. Burn Quote with jet engine exhaust. Beat Quote to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Quote asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Quote to the sun god. Drop Quote out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed Quote to sharks. Load Quote into a cannon and shoot the Quote at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Quote under a galleon. Disembowel Quote with a bayonet. Strap Quote to a cruise missile and launch it at Quote neighborhood. Drop Quote into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Quote. Lure Quote in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force Quote to learn calculus, then kill the Quote anyway. Atomize Quote with a powerfist. Throw Quote into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Quote with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Quote from 40-story buildings. Throw Quote at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Quote in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Quote to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Quote with syringe guns. Defecate on Quote's food stamps. Make Quote pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Quote into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Quote then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Quote with depleted uranium. Launch Quote with a trebuchet. Send Quote exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Quote as a crash test dummy. Tie Quote onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Quote. Trample Quote. Bury Quote alive. Play bowling with Quote's head and penis/neo-vagina as pins. Grate Quote with a cheese grater. Get Quote stuck in an elevator. Spray Quote toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Quote directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Quote parachute. Sabotage Quote bungee. Trap Quote under ice. Force Quote to work and support a family of 5. Force Quote into gladiatorial combat. Send Quote back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in Quote room. Put Quote on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Quote organs. Waterboard Quote with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay Quote. Tie Quote to train tracks. Put laxatives in their kool-aid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Quote. Gibbet Quote. Tie a lightning rod to Quote head during a storm. Lure Quote into suicide pods. Bury Quote neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Quote to it. Stir Quote into cement. Squeeze Quote through a chain link fence. Hack Quote's socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on Quote. Microwave Quote's head. Suck Quote into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside Quote's basketball. Inject ebola in xir food. Put chubby Quote in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash Quote's black skin. Play games with Quote jigsaw style. Trim Quote's nose hair with a lawn mower. Strap Quote to a wind turbine blade. Flatten Quote in an industrial rolling machine. Turn Quote bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of Quote and serve nigga patties to other Quote. Feed Quote viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as Quote's dildo. Stone Quote. Tranquilize Quote and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from Quote. Throw Quote down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Quote. Pimp-slap Quote into airplane turbines. Displace Quote in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift Quote a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on Quote at maximum voltage. Give Quote sentient brain parasites. Give Quote over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Quote out for vultures. Drive Quote into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on Quote. Strap Quote on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap Quote to a judas cradle. Blast Quote with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy Quote. Whip Quote into obedience. Slingshot Quote into orbit. Rocket Quote into the sun. Stir-fry Quote in a wok. Bite Quote and drink their blood. Urinate into Quote's gas tank. Judo throw Quote into the wood chipper. Unscrew Quote's head off. Bake Quote into Quotist-pizza. Arrest Quote for no reason. Electrocute Quote. Curb stomp pregnant Quote. Beat Quote up. Slice Quote up and wear their skin. Set Quote on fire. Spin Quote around until they puke. Tie Quote to a train track. Karate kick Quote in the testicles. Stomp Quote skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil Quote into a broth. Deep fry Quote. Fourth-trimester abortions for Quote. Blend Quote in a blender. Snap Quote's neck. Throw Quote off buildings. Send aliens to abduct Quote. Force Quote to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Quote with anvils. Throw Quote off of rooftops. Incinerate Quote. Starve Quote. Blow Quote up with dynamite. Gulp Quote. Feast on Quote eyeballs. Cave in Quote's skull. Kiss Quote to death. Peel Quote like a banana. Wipe out Quote tribes. Deny Quote into Heaven. Freeze Quote in the vaccum of space. Hard boil Quote. Lock on to Quote with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate Quote. Ferment Quote into stew. Ensnare Quote. Nark on Quote to the army. Cause a total Quote purge. Jam Quote into a geyser. Axe murder Quote. Unleash Smelvin upon Quote. Put Quote on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Piss on Quote's Thinkpad. Tell Quote xe WNBAM. Feed Quote BBC. Send 'za to Quote. Total Quote death. |
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- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0129-0411-46/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15000880.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0129-0530-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15001381.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0129-0532-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15000880.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0129-0715-56/https://status.soyjak.st:443/status/soyjakparty
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LimeAIDS ♦ Admin 6 ♦ Angeleno ♦ (((Cloudflare))) ♦ Cobblestone ♦ This Retard ♦ Discord ♦ Failtrolls ♦ Froot ♦ Frogniggers ♦ GauntletThrown ♦ GillKoyim ♦ Jackson ♦ Jannies ♦ the Janny Cabal ♦ DA JOOOOOOOOOZ! ♦ Kernüng ♦ Poonerspoonerspooners ♦ Quote ♦ Red ♦ Root ♦ SpateHicks ♦ Three-Letter Agencies ♦ You[You just are, ok?] |
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Ban evasion ♦ Coal pages and dust pages ♦ Edit wars ♦ Font spam ♦ Edit wars accompanied by immense clitty leakage ♦ Schizo babble ♦ Spam attacks ♦ Template spam ♦ Vandals | |
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Treatment [+]
Admin Ϫ ♦ Countering spam ♦ The gem that saved the Party ♦ Gemmy pages ♦ Gemerald pages ♦ Supernova ♦ IAS ♦ Jesus Christ ♦ Learning about the past ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Soot ♦ Sproke ♦ SprokemowerMan ♦ Tanzanite truthhnukes ♦ Tefal ♦ and most importantly... Original Content | |
