Talk:Vlodson (detractor perspective)

Delete This page doesn't really need to exist since most teens don't like him. If anything, make a pro Vlodson page if we really must continue giving him attention outside other namefags. That would be more unique and better to write. Total Tranny Death (talk) 06:48, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

This page is literally just the same but with seetheralds from H3K after every sentence reminding you that he hates the variant. Pages should be informative and marking it as coal is enough to display the popular consensus Cobblestone (talk) 07:15, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

The consensus is that it's Brimstone. Otherwise he wouldn't feature at the very top of the list of the 2025 Poopson Insurgency page. Some of H3k's seething provided informative information and made the article longer. I made a conscious effort in my revision of the page to remove the worst of what H3k wrote. Total Tranny Death (talk) 07:29, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

I'll try to take the useful stuff out of the seething you added back in but I don't want the article to be shitty. Cobblestone (talk) 07:44, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

I checked it out again and I realized why I killed half of the article back then. A bunch of this shit was just saying the same stuff over and over or raging over the Vlodson spammer himself instead of the variant. Cobblestone (talk) 07:46, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

The page is on the spammer as well though. If it's just on the variant it would end up even shorter than your version. I considered doing that, but I don't think it fits with the wiki being informative since it's just one person and anyone baiting with it is relying on the seethe that one person causes (like pretending to be a namefag). I think it's more honest to just say the line is blurred between the poster and the variant. Total Tranny Death (talk) 07:51, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

Either way, I don't think we really need a negative and more negative page for it. Total Tranny Death (talk) 07:52, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

The main page is concise and informative. This page exists so H3K can leak without shitting up the main page. Cobblestone (talk) 07:54, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

It's lacking information on the namefag, while still alluding to him. I don't see why we can't just remove any bad additions. Most other namefags don't even get a page, I don't see why Vlodson gets two. If you don't like my version of the page, tell me what exactly the issues are. Total Tranny Death (talk) 08:01, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

Here's the difference between the two pages.

Page 1: Vlodson is a soyjak subvariant that is forced by a samefag. It is hated by many people for having a poor niche.

Page 2: VLOD(((STEIN))) is a shitty """"soyjak"""" NAS subvariant forced by a black nigger troon kike which wasn't even made by the nigger kike tranny he just forced it despite not making it. This shitty fucking soyjak will NEVER CATCH on.

Page 1: Vlodson lacks a unique niche.

Page 2: Vlodson lacks any charm that most other variants have, and as such is useless for anyone who desires to make OC. Over the course of the Sharty's history, there have been many different variants that have appeared, and because of the fact that it is really difficult to make a popular nuvariant, it is safe to say that nearly every soyjak phenotype has been discovered, with the popular variants having a key use. Vlodson on the other hand has none of the characteristics of being a good variant, and if it weren't for the relentless forcing, it would've been forgotten about long ago. Do you want to depict slavs? Use Kuzjak or that one subvariant of Tyrone that I forgot the name of. Do you want to depict babies/children? Simple, use the Babyjak. Do you perhaps want to depict something ugly? Not a problem, use Meximutt, or make the ten gorillionth slopjak of the namefag that you dislike. Do you want to self-insert for some reason? That's fine, just use Neutralplier or Cobson. The point being, literally every possible way you can think of using Vlodson (if you are deranged or retarded enough to consider using this pathetic excuse of a "variant") can be substituted and replaced with a pre-existing variant/subvariant that can do the job ten times better.

Page 2 is longer because it's just seethe. That's why I trimmed the fat long ago.

One is more concise and informative to read and the other is just an all-around shitty page. I've already removed what I saw as the bad additions and that's the current main page. 08:30, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

The seethe version still has more info and it's better to read. Total Tranny Death (talk) 19:43, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

Delete

See above; the consensus on this shitstone is pretty obvious and nobody save for the three people who samefag all the Vlod(((STEIN))) bait oppose it. As per TotalTrannyDeath, it'd make more sense to make a pro-Vlod(((STEIN))) page where the samefag trio can gloat about their shitty coal and how it's >le sherdee kulcha n shied mayne while moving the contents of this page over to Vlodson. ~ TotalNiggerDeath [ talk ] / [ contribs ] @ 02:21, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

The other article already says it's coal, so it already represents the consensus. I just dislike the way this article is written. Cobblestone (talk) 08:01, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

Nu Vlodson LQSS

Feel free to add this anywhere https://soyjakwiki.org/Vlodson#/media/File:Vlodson_LQSS_Israel_VVIN.png

Vlodson is a Negroid

Hello can anyone get a new image of vlodson being black I can't click on the archive link i think it's broke Nobaldicaresfan (talk) 01:08, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

Here's to hoping VlodsonWABAG gets permabanned from the 'sphere for forced goonslop. OPShredder (talk/death threats) 08:25, 17 January 2026 (UTC)