Vlodson
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Vlodson is a forced meme?
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| > | Kill yourself Vlodson pedo. If the only way you can get people to interact with your shitty variant in any way is by forcing it and pissing people off, then your OC is shit. Why the FUCK should I even bother making OC anymore if it barely gets any engagement compared to the countless bait and your forced slop? I want to scatter you and your "soyjak's" head across the pavement, I shall watch you bleed out as I dash your skull against the rocks. I will crush your head beneath my shoe and watch your blood cover the ground. I want to do the same to your pathetic "soyjak". Bleed out Vlodsontranny. Fuck you and die. | < |
Vlodson smells like bait.| Vlodson | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Aliases | Zelenskyjak, Poopson, Vladson |
| Origin | /soy/ August 7th 2025[1] |
| Booru posts |  274 As of October 31, 2025 |
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Vlodson is an amalgamation nuvariant. It is forced by an avatarfag who claims to have joined the sharty in 2021. Contrary to popular belief, this page was not created by him, and was most likely created by his 'cord xister.
The variant was samefagged to the point where 5 "subvariants" of this 'jak were made in less than a week. There is also a subvariant called Thremboson[2] for some reason, which contains more IAS characteristics such as a beard and open mouth. It is unknown who created Thremboson and who all is forcing him, but he has been spotted in multiple soyquotes[3], along with edits such as a Doctos version[4]. It's suspected that Thremboson was created by a Vlodson hater as a form of retaliation. Due to a recent derailing of a 'cuck argument thread, it has been discovered that one Thremboson poster is from Germany.[5]
Vlodson's quickly acquired status as forced coal had caused him to be sufficient bait material, which has seen the variant used by people outside of the samefag for the first time since its inception. Posts referring to "Vlodson Derangement Syndrome" and Vlodson "ruining your day" were about as plentiful as posts from the original samefag.[6] Due to the difficulty in differentiating the two, it was easier to assume that all of it is bait, and it was recommended you supersaged, spammed, or hid any thread forcing this vantablack nuvariant. The samefag forcing this brimmy variant has since had xis name permanently set to "Vlodson" by QVQTE nevermind they removed xis name because xhe used xis nameroll to become a massive attentionwhoring faggot (despite the fact that you can already tell if a post is made by the Vlodsonfag because no soyteen likes this shit "variant").
Design[edit | edit source]
Vlodson is an amalgam of many variants at once: NAS (likely Wojak) edit of Nojak was taken as a basis, when much smaller ears and nose from Impjak were attached to it. Both eyes were taken from Cobson's right eye. Finally, the mouth was taken from baby edit of Amerimutt. Nobody actually looks like Vlodson, so its impossible to use it for soyquoting or OC creation. The combination of all these gems created the most brimmy variant of all time. Many have gone as far as to call him the prophesized Poopson.
Criticism[edit | edit source]
- Some soyteens criticize as NAS:
- Vlodson utterly and miserably fails to meet any standard of qualifiing as a soyjak, it lacks a stubble, it has no glasses, and is rarely (if ever) used to mock soyboys in any capacity.
- It is unsuitable for both soyquoting and self-inserting:
- This is because of the fact that nobody looks like Vlodson, as well as the fact that it is an incredibly ugly piece of shit to look at. which would normally drive off any desire for anyone to self-insert as Vlodson (of course, except for the Vlodsontranny xerself).
- One could argue that it can be used to mock slavs, but there are clearly much better variants you can use to actually mock slavs.
- It lacks a unique niche
The GET[edit | edit source]
On August 21st 2025, Vlodson was BTFO by post 12777777[7], it reading "dont let vlodson steal it", in reference to the GET itself. This has sealed Vlodson's fate as both coal and sharty culture.
Vlodson also got the 222222 get on /int/ on the 26th of September, 2025.[8] (it's a dead nigger board primarily used by third-worlder shitskins of course something like this was going to happen)
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Origin of all Vlodson design details. -
Him and catjak. -
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Lennonjak mashup -
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![Peeb is a 'lig subvariant that came out of a 'cord server[it just is, ok?]](/images/thumb/7/78/Vlodpeeb.png/76px-Vlodpeeb.png.webp)
Peeb is a 'lig subvariant that came out of a 'cord server[it just is, ok?] -
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![Peeb is a 'lig subvariant that came out of a 'cord server[it just is, ok?]](/File:Vlodpeeb.png)
Citations
- ↑ https://archive.today/p45xw
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/list/subvariant%3Athremboson/1
- ↑ https://archive.ph/2ZgME
- ↑ https://archive.ph/aI6Ju
- ↑ https://archive.ph/RQvWi
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0824-0634-40/https://web.archive.org:443/web/20250823182450/https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/12805430.html
- ↑ https://archive.ph/nEPOy
- ↑ /int/, post no. 222222. He won. September 26, 2021. https://archive.ph/xcpBo#222222
