Vlodson

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>Though maybe you were looking for the TRUE perspective?
Vlodson smells like bait.
Vlodson is coal.
Vlodson

Soyjak variant
AliasesZelenskyjak, Poopson, Vladson
Origin/soy/ August 7th 2025[1]
SoyBooru posts 383 As of December 12, 2025
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Vlodson is an amalgamation nuvariant. It was forced by an avatarfag. Contrary to popular belief, this page was not created by him.

The variant was samefagged to the point where 5 "subvariants" were made in less than a week. There is also a subvariant called Thremboson[2] for some reason, which contains more IAS characteristics such as a beard and open mouth. It is unknown who created Thremboson and who all is forcing him, but he has been spotted in multiple soyquotes[3], along with edits such as a Doctos version.[4]

Due to Vlodson essentially being an avatarfag hiding behind a "variant", some teens had resorted to posting the variant for the first time since its inception as a form of bait. Posts from the real avatarfag can be identified by mentions of "Vlodson Derangement Syndrome" and Vlodson "ruining your day".[5] Due to the difficulty in differentiating the two, it is easier to assume that all of it is bait. The samefag forcing this variant has since had xis name permanently set to "Vlodson" by QVQTE nevermind they removed xis name.

Every now and then the Vlodsonfag will force this soyjak for around half an hour.

Design[edit | edit source]

Vlodson is an amalgam of many variants at once: NAS (likely Wojak) edit of Nojak was taken as a basis, when much smaller ears and nose from Impjak were attached to it. Both eyes were taken from Cobson's right eye. Finally, the mouth was taken from baby edit of Amerimutt.

Criticism[edit | edit source]

  • Most soyteens criticize it as NAS:
    • Vlodson lacks a stubble, it has no glasses, and is rarely (if ever) used to mock soyboys in any capacity.
  • It is unsuitable for soyquoting, but can be used for self-inserting.
  • It lacks a unique niche, and so may be difficult to fit into OC.
  • On the bright side, Vlodson serves as excellent bait that causes immense leakage.
  • On the literal dark side, the one guy who spams Vlodson revealed his hand to be nigger colored in a thread bitching about a frog nuking his thread with coal soymojis.[6]
  • Some consider it as 'p for using the BABY amerimutt's mouth. (Shieeet mayne, I be sayin dat.. fuggen jerdee)

GETs[edit | edit source]

Out of the coal came forth sweetness.

soyjak.party[edit | edit source]

On August 21st 2025, Vlodson was BTFO by post 12777777[7], it reading "dont let vlodson steal it", in reference to the GET itself. This has sealed Vlodson's fate as both coal and sharty culture.

Vlodson also got the 222222 get on /int/ on the 26th of September, 2025.[8]

/lgbt/ 42000000[edit | edit source]

On December 14th 2025, Vlodson achieved the 42000000[9] GET on /lgbt/ causing like 3 'teens' view on Vlodson to change the samefag to call it a gem and samefag in every thread discussing it.

The GET that changed 'teen's nobody's opinions on him.

>shartycucks are pathetic losers who can only spam cp and animal abuse
incels like you never made anything that would make someone happy, you are vultures, scavengers, undead, you thrive on hate and anger

>hexes GET

yawn

who cares

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • Origin of all Vlodson design details.
    Origin of all Vlodson design details.
  • Him and catjak.
    Him and catjak.
  • FALSENVKE
  • More brimstone
  • Lennonjak mashup
    Lennonjak mashup
  • Peeb is a 'lig subvariant
    Peeb is a 'lig subvariant
  • Perhaps the most brimmy mashup, and contender for worst 'jak ever, appearing to mix Vlodson, Zillyjak, and glegle.
    Perhaps the most brimmy mashup, and contender for worst 'jak ever, appearing to mix Vlodson, Zillyjak, and glegle.
  • Yep, it's true! The vlodsonpedo didn't even MAKE the variant.
  • Need reppeys? Use Vlodette. Samefagged thread, you will see this brimstone fall to the bottom of the 'log in minutes after posting.
    Need reppeys? Use Vlodette. Samefagged thread, you will see this brimstone fall to the bottom of the 'log in minutes after posting.

Citations

  1. ↑ https://archive.today/p45xw
  2. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/list/subvariant%3Athremboson/1
  3. ↑ https://archive.ph/2ZgME
  4. ↑ https://archive.ph/aI6Ju
  5. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0824-0634-40/https://web.archive.org:443/web/20250823182450/https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/12805430.html
  6. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1022-0313-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/13671579.html
  7. ↑ https://archive.ph/nEPOy
  8. ↑ /int/, post no. 222222. He won got a snca "get" on a DNB board. September 26, 2025. https://archive.ph/xcpBo#222222
  9. ↑ https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/42000000/#42000000
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