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Vlodson
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Vlodson is a forced meme?
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Vlodson smells like bait.Vlodson is an amalgamation nuvariant that was forced by an avatarfag. Contrary to popular belief, this page was not created by him. The variant was samefagged to the point where 5 "subvariants" were made in less than a week. The samefag forcing this variant has since had xis name permanently set to "Vlodson" by QVQTE nevermind they removed xis name.
This variant was made more relevant when some jannies (and an admin) decided to persecute it on /soy/ and SoyBooru, which caused it to become a sort of new Lennonjak. Every now and then, the Vlodsonfag will force this soyjak for around half an hour. Eventually, criticism of Vlodson escalated even further, causing him to become a very notably controversial variant and even the source of both the SoyBooru and Vlodson crisises, with the latter escalating further and leading up to the Brownocaust.
Since January 11, 2026, Vlodson is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party.
Design[edit | edit source]
Vlodson is an amalgam of many variants at once: NAS (likely Wojak) edit of Nojak was taken as a basis, when much smaller ears and nose from Impjak were attached to it. Both eyes were taken from Cobson's right eye. Finally, the mouth was taken from a baby edit of Amerimutt.
Criticism[edit | edit source]
- Most soyteens criticize it as coaly NAS:
- Vlodson lacks a stubble, it has no glasses, and is rarely (if ever) used to mock soyboys in any capacity.
- It is unsuitable for soyquoting, but can be used for self-inserting.
- It lacks a unique niche, and so may be difficult to fit into OC.
- On the bright side, Vlodson serves as excellent bait that causes immense leakage.
- On the literal dark side, the one guy who spams Vlodson revealed his hand to be nigger colored in a thread bitching about a frog nuking his thread with coal soymojis.[2]
- Some people consider it 'p for using the baby amerimutt's mouth.[Shieeet mayne, I be sayin dat.. fuggen jerdee]
- As confirmed by Limeade it is still one guy forcing it to this day[3]
History[edit | edit source]
Out of the coal came forth sweetness./soy/ 12777777[edit | edit source]
On August 21st 2025, Vlodson was BTFO by post 12777777[4], it reading "dont let vlodson steal it", in reference to the GET itself. This has sealed Vlodson's fate as both coal and sharty culture.
Vlodson also got the 222222 get on /int/ on the 26th of September, 2025.[5]
/lgbt/ 42000000[edit | edit source]
On December 14th 2025, Vlodson achieved the 42000000[6] GET on /lgbt/ causing like 3 'teens' view on Vlodson to change the samefag to call it a gem and samefag in every thread discussing it.
SoyBooru Crisis[edit | edit source]
Main article: SoyBooru Crisis
After this GET, a janny or user who presumably decided they like Vlodson now uploaded a Femquote x Vlodson video to the SoyBooru, which Doll began deleting, hashbanning, and demoting any janny who would attempt to upload or approve, which precipitated the SoyBooru Crisis.
Brownocaust[edit | edit source]
Main article: Brownocaust
On January 11, 2026, a soyteen on /soy/ started a thread with the goal of all variant:vlodson tags to nas:vlodson on the 'ru, when jannies found out, most of the changes were reverted, the teens were banned, and a Vlodson nameroll was added.[7] The OP of the thread later exposed himself as an Azerbaijani Discord user on an Android tablet whilst arguing with a frogposter who was pretending to be the vlodson poster.[8] Eventually, Quote retaliated by beginning a series of rangebans on third-world countries.
Brootalization[edit | edit source]
On the 28th of January, 2026, Vlodson decided to upload a 'toss on SoyBooru where he accuses Broot, founder of The Schlog and leader of the IT2GB movement of narcissism, depicts him as Jeffery Epstein , as well as making many anti-broot 'tosses. One of which were giantess fetish art depicting Cobblestone stepping on Broot with her foot.
Little did he know this was a grave mistake, as Broot is a schizo who has a history of harrassing anyone who says anything even slightly bad about him for months on end.
Few hours later, many Anti-Vlodson Brootist 'tosses where made depicting the variant being humilated, killed or in general agony, as well as one calling him out for shilling on 4chan. Majority, if not all of 'ru users where on Broot's side.
With this, he indirectly increased the support for Broot's "It's Time To Get Brootal" movement as well, with Broot taking advantage of the already high rates of Vlodson hate.
Vlodson is Poopson Theory[edit | edit source]
us aryan nusois don fuggen laik thih fuggen poopson ah variant fuggen jerdeeWhile the evaluation of Vlodson as coal or worse is ultimately subjective, it is undeniably jarring how much of the Poopson prophecy Vlodson fits:
>Poopson is not a shitjak, despite the name. It is antialiased but otherwise black and white
>Poopson is not any one existing variant, but not a pure original or a pure composite either. It is an amalgam of reused parts of different 'jaks and original parts.
>Poopson was not AI generated, at least not entirely.
>Offsite raiders exploit One guy exploits this variant's repulsiveness to create discontent among soyteens.
It is probable if not likely that Vlodson's creator was an attentionfaggot who wanted his unremarkable variant:unknown to be famous and deliberately created something that fits the prophecy. However, what its creator couldn't control was Vlodson's impact, which was, fittingly with the Poopson prophecy, also highly negative. So far it has caused the rape of a beloved admin and the rape of many innocent Soyteens, both by Quote.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Origin of all Vlodson design details. (this is why us aryan kangs don fuggen laik thih fuggen poopson ah variant nigguz) -
Him and catjak. -
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Lennonjak mashup -
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Peeb is a 'lig subvariant -
Perhaps the most brimmy mashup, and contender for worst 'jak ever, appearing to mix Vlodson, Zillyjak, and glegle. -
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Need reppeys? Use Vlodette. -
VLQDSQNSISSIES... -
Vlodson would lose against a rock GEEEEEEEEEEEG -
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Seeing coal variants getting killed is always a gem
Snopes
- ↑ https://archive.today/p45xw
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1022-0313-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/13671579.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0129-1929-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15008728.html
- ↑ https://archive.ph/nEPOy
- ↑ /int/, post no. 222222. He
wongot a snca "get" on a DNB board. September 26, 2025. https://archive.ph/xcpBo#222222 - ↑ https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/42000000/#42000000
- ↑ https://archive.ph/x4i4s https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0054-14/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14780363.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0051-24/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14777394.html https://archive.ph/JR4Jx https://archive.ph/HKZe3
