Portuguese-Islamic War

The Tenth Crusade
	Part of Imageboard Autism and Misanthropic Retardation
Date	3rd August, 2024 - 26th August, 2024, Skirmishes continued, but have estimated to died out sometime in late 2024-early 2025
Location	soyjak.party (/pol/, /soy/, /1488/), SoyBooru, Schlog, Xitter, Soyjakwiki Portuguese-Islamic War page
Result	Islamic victory[on paper] The Portuguese gets doxed by Warrior-Z; The Portuguese gets detained by the UN then eats ze bugs in ze pod or some raisin; The Portuguese admits Muslims won (said he took a massive L too, KEEP TAKING LLZZ) ;
Belligerents
Tarrantines	Muslims
Commanders and leaders
The Portuguese † The Portuslav(e) †	Warrior-Z The "Somalian" †
Casualties and losses
The Portuguese got terrorist charges, got his devices confiscated, and had to attend a 'deradicalization course', he also had to take his meds and then he went to jail, many others quit /pol/, including his right hand man Portuslav is obliterated off of all soysphere websites	A muslim child gore spammer was permamently banned for violating rule 2, and 3 other muslims were banned temporarily for the same reason, almost everyone else on the team quit /pol/

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The Portuguese-Islamic War was a flamewar fought on Sharty’s /pol/ board, booru, and schlog between Hyperborea Enthusiasts and The Soldiers of Allah SWT.

About[edit | edit source]

The war started with a Brenton Tarrant praise thread, where a familiar Portuguese user spamming his familiar Brenton Tarrant TCC edits was spotted by someone who knows him, Warrior-Z. An entire battle broke out within the thread and both users started creating seethe threads about each other and fighting in each other's threads. More and more soyteens started joining in and the battle only intensified, with /pol/ becoming a more heated battleground than usual. The /pol/ board has a long history of religious clashes, mainly between Muslims and Christians (sometimes supported by Jews and/or Pajeets) since they are apparently the largest religious groups on the board.

(This page would also be related to The Ϫth Crusade)

The doxing of the Portuguese (What led up to his arrest)[edit | edit source]

The Portuguese got doxed by Warrior-Z on the 'ru. The consensus to it was mixed some said he looked shit some said he mogs, this didn't bother him and he only became more proud thanks to his friends glazing him.

Warrior-Z continued to work on datamining the Portucaca, until that resulted in the Portuguese getting arrested.

Mosque shooting threats & Arrest[edit | edit source]

At one point, the portuguese posted a thread announcing a manifesto,^[4] in it he threatened to shoot up the lisbon central mosque, this generated quick action from the muzzies and they eventually got him reported to the police. This scared the unaffiliated lisbon muzzies and mosque activities were canceled. The portuguese got 2 feds at his door, and eventually his house was raided, his devices were confiscated for 30-40 days, he got terrorism charges, his freedom of speech was temporarily restricted, had go through a deradicalization course, and had to go to a psychiatrist and take his meds. He almost got 18 years of prison but didnt because he was underage. He had to post his thread on his television.^[5]

He then was sentenced to go to a juvenile detention center (jail for children) and said that the muzzies won.^[6] His father cried that day.^{[ohnononnono chudcacas what is this??]}

Did (You) know?[edit | edit source]

The Portuguese was a pisscording faggot. His friends tried to hide this fact for a very long time, and made up sorry excuses when this retard literally drew Soylita 'p and said

>IT HAS NO GENITALIA SO IT'S NOT 'P SAAAAAAAAAAAR

Bans[edit | edit source]

On 2024/8/22 3 members of muzziecord were temporarily banned for rule 2 (You WILL NOT advocate, promote, or post pedophilia or pedophilic content.)

At an unknown date (around 2024/8/21) The Portuguese was briefly banned for rule 2 for drawing an image depicting the rape of a minor by 2 muslims, but as the image did not contain any visible genitalia nor did it promote such actions and instead condemned them, he was unbanned from 3 minutes to 2 hours later.

On 2024/9/2 the Brazilian child gore & "troonant" spammer was permanently banned for posting genderswapped lolicon of Brenton Tarrant, leading to another victory for the Tarrantites. but he was suspected to not be a muslim because of how many sins he did so this would practically be a win for both sides.

The "dox" of Warrior-Z[edit | edit source]

After Warrior-Z doxed the Portuguese, of course, he wanted revenge. So he made a thread supposedly "leaking" Warrior-Z's face, but this happened to be a faildox due to the lack of evidence that this IS infact Warrior-Z. Turns out the faildox was from an o9a larp Ukranian member, posted on DER 'CORD. Warrior-Z and his crew kept asking for evidence, but none were given, eventually the thread went back to banter between the Muslims and the Tarrantines.

This faildox would later be 'jakked.

Debates[edit | edit source]

There were many debates regarding Muhammad's 3rd wife, Aisha, who reportedly was married to the prophet at 6 years old, and consummated (at the request of her parents) at 9 years old. Some chose to deny the report as inauthentic, and others tried apologetics but the Tarrantines simply circled back to Aisha's age. Muslims view this as willful ignorance because they could just circle back to God ordering killing innocent babies in the bible and ignore all apologetics regarding it.

Race politics[edit | edit source]

After mild shitposting on /pol/ muslims got baited into discussing race politics this lead to the comparassion to know whos whiter than who after the Brazilian used an image searcher to see if the image was turko roach it apears that he wuz wrong and turko roach is just a shitskin heres proof of the claim

after some shitty bait attempt for some unkown reason germanoroach sent an eyepic to start discussing race politics he exposed himself as a roach folowing image proves the event. Peter Turner, an amerimutt was also called non white, until he posted a picture of himself on the sharty. The image showed him in an American flag mask, and an ushanka. Then, a muzzy tried to groom him to be a femboy. Of course, the muzzy died.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Warning!

The following contains material that some may find disturbing
Viewer discretion is advised.

eye pix
Porch of geese
OHNONOONONONONO KEEEEEEEEEEEK
pedocord
this image is commonly used to mock Turkish sharty users in /pol/ orginaly made by one of the russians, "evolution of the turko roach"
hes just an immigrant
sand niggger
the portuguese's trve form
crying muzzie soyjak
muzzie trans xista

~~Imperator decided to share his story of what happened during the Portuguese-Islamic war and the events that unfolded to cause the result of the war.~~ A fictional storyerino made by a Muslim(possibly Hamas_2) depicting various islamophobes in bad situations.