Mineral rating system
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The mineral rating system is a gemerald.
The mineral rating system is a secretly coded system in which things are classified as gems, coal, or one of dozens of related terms. To outsiders with no knowledge of soylore, these appear to be innocuous terms that simply describe the quality of something. However, each rating category is based on deep philosophical and sociological thought and study that only the smartest members of civilization can comprehend.
It should be noted that the average human brain can intuitively distinguish between only two degrees of emotional intensity. This is the reason why the most popular rating system is composed of only five core ratings (brimstone, coal, iron, gem, gemerald). Past this point, the question of what category a post’s quality should fit into becomes increasingly subjective, eventually reaching a state where nobody can confidently decide or reach a consensus on an exact rating.
Main Ratings[edit | edit source]
These are the most commonly used ratings, ordered from gemmiest to coaliest:
The gem that saved the Party - Describes gemeralds with extraordinary qualities. Usually describes great winraids and successful community projects.- Gemerald - Displaying the most exemplary qualities. It will likely make history. Typically refers to a video or adventure thread.
Gem - Good quality and memorable.
Ruby - An unrefined gem that needs some polishing.
Iron - Used to refer to things neutrally; basically used the same as carbon.
Coal - Used for otherwise bad or poorly made raisin. Coal still has SOVL and a few redeeming qualities nevertheless. Your first soyjak edit fits into this classification. Some soyjaks are deserving of this title, such as all the irrelevant SoyBooru countrywar edits, slopjaks, etc.
Vantablack - Dustier than coal, has light-absorbing properties which gives it a dark appearance. Some forced memes and forced variants fall under this category. All the false poopsons and banned variants fall under this category due to even the jannies hating them.
Brimstone
- Describes vantablack with sulfuric characteristics. Normally refers to, bad NAS, porn, gore, or troonslop no sane human being enjoys. Despite this, vantablack and brimstone is almost used interchangeably on this wiki so you should take them as equally bad (both of them are shit that should generally be avoided although nowhere near as bad as antimatter).
Antimatter - Coal of coals, Brimstone of brimstones. The coal that is killing the Party. So potent in its awfulness that it annihilates any regular matter that comes into contact with it.
The coal that killed the Party - Describes extremely volatile and vile material. Truly horrendous and is usually worse compared to antimatter. Generally refers to anything that could have caused the death of the Party. Not to be confused with the SNCA entries on this page.
Secondary Ratings[edit | edit source]
Supernova - Gem of Gems, Gemeralds of Gemeralds. The gem that will save the Party. So potent that its amazingness annihilates any regular matter that comes in contact with it.
Tanzanite - A Truthnuke of extremely high magnitude and power.
Topaz - A topaz is a type of Gem that didn't take its meds. Used to describe well-made schizoposts.
Rust - Lower than iron but can become iron with treatment. Kuz used this term a lot.- Dust - Anemic coal. Has no SOVL or any redeeming qualities and will be lost in the sands of time, as a completely irrelevant post. Accounts for most twitterjaks and neutralplier blogposting threads.
Singularity - Antimatter of Antimatter[thats just regular matter doe]. Will kill the soyverse.
Obscure Ratings (nobody says these)[edit | edit source]
Gemuby - It is Finally Real MOST ULTIMATE ABSOLUTE INFINITY tier of SHARTY SOYVERSE SUPERNOVA GEMERALDS where the Ultimate Sharty and Soyverse Saving Gemeralds Belong in, the BESTEST of the BESTEST EVER. The gemuby will turn 99999999 INFINITY chuddies wholesomed! It is so powerful it DEFEATS the Singularity and recarbonizes every coal into a gem and it upgrades every GEMMY post to a Sharty saving gemerald!!! Every gemuby will stop all the iron that EVER exists from becoming Rust and will makes all the Antimatter collide with Brimstone to create a Supernova of pure gemminess! The supernova created from this is so powerful it destroys the entire Vantadeath planet from only the reflections off the Vantablack illuminated by the Supernova!! In addition, all ze Dust is rearranged by their quarks into pure tanzanite[it just does, ok?]. Fake and even REAL Poopsons are transformed into bringers of gemmy justice who shit on every coalposter. Also, all posters of ‘p, ‘s, and ‘g VILL always have their dih🥀s cut off and get surgical ‘eoginas and be stabbered in them and ‘aped by Apeson along with another 71 vantadeath posters and then get their dihs back and it keeps repeating forever o algo. Ironposters become the HECKIN gem posters and the Gemuby will create the MOST BESTEST SOYVERSE IN THE QUANTUM SOYMULTIVERSE. YOU VILL NOT STOP ITS MISSION. THE GEMUBY IS THE BEST EVER NO CAP ON GOD FOR REAL. IT IS MORE GEMmY THAN the ACKerMAN (VILL NEVer be ACKerWOMAN) function of the SCG(RAYO(TREE(10[10]10[BB(10)]10)^G64+812309172^7823^^^^91[231[33[21*10^37128371283[23123[45124234151454383284834228438348328]124]71230]93281239213921+TREE(1438134802)]2]8309723^^BB(712387213703238719!* OBLIVION ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑↑↑↑↑ 30981244387+BB(9999,9999))+[3,1,2,6,3,4,9,2,3,4,1,2,44,12,14,5,2,43,9]+33)*999999999999999999 PLUS THE BMS LIMIT OF 1943871234813240971283130123132132408243 SOYILLION ORDINAL BEYOND EVERY RAINBOY NUMbERBLOCKS EVER) SUPERHYPERNOVAS COMBINES.[meds now]
Mustard - Used objectively[by whom?], usually as an alternative to coal
Ketchup - Used objectively[by whom?], usually as an alternative to gem
Cem/geal/goal/coam[No one says this though] - A mixture of gem and coal. This portrays qualities of both its greater and lesser components. For example,"Coal with gemmy qualities".
Filled/Empty - Used by the Cult of Jarboy as alternatives for gem/coal respectively.
Spit/Slobber - Alleged by time travellers to eventually replace gem/coal respectively.
ID'd/IV'd - Forced meme ratings for everything Vinluv related
Vantadeath - Unfortunately real tier that ultimate sharty and soyverse-killing brimstone belongs to, the WORST of the WORST EVER.[meds now]
Table of ratings[edit | edit source]
| Name of rating | Value | Neutralizer |
|---|---|---|
| Gemuby | Ω | Vantadeath |
| Supernova | ∞ | Singularity |
| The gem that saved the Party | 1,000,000 | Sharty Killing Coal |
| Truthnuke | 1,000 | Antimatter |
| Diamond | 500 | – |
| Gemerald | 100 | Brimstone |
| Gem | 10 | Coal |
| Topaz | 9.9999… | — |
| Ruby | 5 | — |
| Steel | 1 | Rust |
| Iron | 0 | Already neutral |
| Carbon | 0 | Already neutral |
| Rust | -1 | Iron |
| Anthracite | -5 | – |
| Coal | -10 | Gem |
| Dust | -11.111… | — |
| Detritus | -20 | — |
| Brimstone | -100 | Gemerald |
| Antimatter | -1,000 | Truthnuke |
| The coal that killed the party | -1,000,000 | Sharty Saving Gem |
| Singularity | -∞ | Supernova |
| Vantadeath | -Ω | Gemuby |
See also[edit | edit source]
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