Singularity
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An unstable singularity is an entity somewhere in the universe that possesses supernatural properties and bends logic itself. It is said it is made out of so much antimatter that they merge together and create a form of pure antimatter. It has the supernatural ability to bring chaos, madness, and destruction from things such as simply mentioning it or showing it. The more it's shown the more it destroys the soyverse and the bonding of soy; plunging the soymmunity into eternal doom.
It feeds off worship and attention. The more it is known the more powerful it becomes. The only goal it has is to bring as much ruination as possible before its eventual downfall. It is said things like the REAL Poopson, Niggerjak, and Admin 6 are an unstable singularity.
Nobody uses this on the boards but it is used as a mineral on the 'ki a lot.
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Singularity is still only a myth however, the worst confirmed quality of a post right now is the Sharty-killing Coal. However, in the Soyclore and the Soyble the singularity is mentioned multiple times, and it is confirmed that it'll be WAY WORSE THAN THE COAL THAT KILLED THE PARTY.

Examples of a singularity[edit | edit source]
- The four horsemen of Soypocalypse: Admin 6, Poopson, Niggerjak and Admin 7
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- Soypocalypse
- Giggly Goonclown - an ungodly pedo gooner, chuds would rather watch cartel execution videos than this.
- Eka's Portal and vore in general
- Poop 5
- Pedophilia in its final stage
- Pornchasers (seriously just what the fuck is this)
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- The Redemption
See also[edit | edit source]
| Singularity is part of a series on SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY >SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN! |
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