Singularity

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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

Pictured: A Feral suffering from a fucking black hole in his head. He is not just alienated from any thought, he is a walking corpse that absorbs 1001% of light. The singularity distorted his body completely to an unrecognizable state, making him a cosmic anomaly.

An unstable singularity is an entity somewhere in the universe that possesses supernatural properties and bends logic itself. It is said to be made out of so much antimatter that they merge together and creates a form of pure antimatter. It has the supernatural ability to bring about chaos, madness, and destruction, even from simple acts such as mentioning it or showing it. The more it's shown, the more it destroys the soyverse and the bonding of soy, plunging the soymmunity into eternal doom.

It feeds off worship and attention. The more it is known, the more powerful it becomes. The only goal it has is to bring as much ruination as possible before its eventual downfall. It is said that things like the REAL Poopson, Niggerjak, and Admin 6 are an unstable singularity. The most dangerous variant is rumored to be our former admin. He stated that he will kill everything when he’s done with it ^{(nvm xhe sold it instead GEEEEEEG)}.

According to the soyence, singularities can only form in the aftermath of a supernova of a soystar with sufficient mass ^{(this is actually true btw, look it up)}. This factoid has very disturbing implications for the soyverse, as it entails that the creation of an extremely gemmy vantawhite supernova will inevitably be followed by the blackest and brimmiest singularity. Albert Einstein and the other great minds of the soysphere are currently working on a peer-reviewed and fact-checked study to figure out the TRVTH.

Nobody uses this on the boards, but it is used as a mineral on the 'ki a lot. It previously was used on the 'ki, before the template was removed because nusois kept putting it on everything xhey disliked.

In relation to other rankings

Admin 6, Niggerjak and Poopson. The bringers of the Soythropy and proud examples of a singularity. It is said in the Soyble and soyclore that they might bring the Death of the Sharty, unless He saves us himself.

Singularity is still only a myth however, the worst confirmed quality of a post right now is the Sharty-killing Coal. However, in the Soyclore and the Soyble the singularity is mentioned multiple times, and it is confirmed that it'll be WAY WORSE THAN THE COAL THAT KILLED THE PARTY.

Singularity fighting with Supernova

Examples of a singularity

• The four horsemen of Soypocalypse: Admin 6, Poopson, Niggerjak and Admin 7
• Quote, the Sharty’s true destroyer.
• Coal Ϫ, the most powerful, potent, horrific form of coal that will destroy the entire Soyverse forever unless the legendary vantatanzaniterald that saves it is created.
• 'O
• Abortion
• Soypocalypse
• Satan
• Niggerhell aka Coalhell, the place where all of the vantablack brimstone and antimatter on the Sharty comes from. It’s basically Hell but with niggers in it. It’s also said to be the home of the Unholy Trinity.
• Giggly Goonclown - an ungodly pedo gooner, chuds would rather watch cartel execution videos than this.
• Eka's Portal and vore in general
• Poop 5
• Pedophilia and 'P in its final stage, including Age Regression and ABDL.
• ██████ ██ ████████████
• The Redemption
• The Gradingcaust (controversial), the genocide of topic quality templates on this very wiki by Cobblestone

See also

• The coal that is killing /soy/
• Antimatter
• Death of soyjak.party
• Quote
• Niggerjak
• Poopson
• The final day of the Sharty

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