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Victorian Child

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The Victorian child before being shown an incomprehensible woahjack

The Victorian child (18Ϫ4 – 1872) was a 9-year-old living in the Victorian times.

Early life[edit | edit source]

The Victorian Child was born in 18Ϫ4 in a rusty dirty hay bucket after his Victorian mother used a chainsaw for her childbirth. His Victorian father, was a hard working peasant working 23.5 hours a day in a steel factory.

The Victorian child had no idea of the term "fun", His "fun" consisted of being beat by his dad, working 88 hours a day in a coal mine and eating the only slice of cheese he had for the week. After that he would come home to get 1 minute of sleep before doing it all over again. His house was built with straws, sticks and hay.

The Victorian child had a crush on a girl named the Victorian girl, however, she later died from diphtheria.

Death[edit | edit source]

One day a time traveler came out of nowhere to the Victorian child and showed him a soyjack. The sheer horror of the incomprehensible drawing put him into shock and he died from a heart attack. Many victorian children also died around this time exclusively due to time travellers showing them man-made horrors from the contemporary era. Their motive for a victorian child genocide is uncertain.

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