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This would kill a victorian child
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"This would kill a victorian child" or the Victorian Child Fallacy is a commonly recycled phrase used by Twitter and Youtube commiepedotroons to epically own the chuds whenever they see a thing they don't like. Twitter users like to repeat these phrases because they aren't funny. This meme also makes no sense because if you time traveled and showed a victorian kid an absurdist soyjak they would laugh at it and call it a gem.[1]

Things that would actually kill a victorian child[edit | edit source]
- An AR-15 rifle
- Zyklon B
- A machete
- Grooming it on discord into suicide
- Drag Queen Story time
- Pakistani immigrants
- Curbstomping it into the pavement
- Stir frying it in a wok
- Cholera from the Great Stink of London
- Vladimir Putin
- Spanish flu or something idk
- Unclean drinking water
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