Ted Kaczynski
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Theodore John Kaczynski, (May 22nd, 1942 – June 10, 2023) also known as the Unabomber, was a failed mathematician who turned to terrorism after moving to a cuck shed in the woods and realizing his impotent rage at society still wouldn't go away. He proceeded to bomb random nobodies instead of anyone in charge of the Industrial Revolution he claimed was destroying the earth. Despite this, he is, to this day, glorified by both chuds and trannies for his critique of living in an industrialized world, meanwhile only a fraction of his fans would actually be willing to give up the comfort of living in one and move to the wild.
Actually None of this is true about my old funny uncle ted. My uncle ted loved science and chemistry and one day decided to send packages to his neighbors containing a cool thing he made using chemicals and technology in the mailboxes of homes. in hopes of inspiring them. his invention were like a glitter bomb that once you opened them you would be a cool science expierement. Like a jack-in-the-box. Sadly though the neighbors families did not like this and sent uncle ted to jail. Worse for my silly uncle ted the judges hated fun and did not like uncle ted making suprise inventions in peoples mailboxes. so they unrightfully sent him to jail.
Fun facts about Ted[edit | edit source]
- He was right.
- He was an unironic closeted tranny writing about how he fantasized about being a woman, but he chickened out at the last moment before meeting a therapist.
- He got caught after his brother read his manifesto and recognized his autistic writing style, such as repeating phrases he liked or something.
- The name "Unabomber" came from the FBI's UNABOM investigation which stands for "University and Airline Bomber" but Because of the material used to make the mail bombs some Postal inspectors labeled him as the ""Junkyard Bomber" which would make since his attacks could be called Rusty
- He nearly shot a neighbors child once due to the fact they mildly annoyed him for some reason
- His ultimate legacy is being a safe edgy meme used by troons who think they're counterculture because they're praising a person they found through a social media algorithm.
- Despite popular belief, he was in fact not a hardcore eco-activist and idealist but rather a deranged bloodthirsty serial killer who had found a way to justify his killings with some autistic mental gymnastics. Not many people know that his first attempt at a terrorist attack involved planting an IED in the cargo hold of a passenger plane. Had he not been a moron the bomb would've exploded, killing more than a hundred people which wouldn't have gotten him any closer to his goal of destroying the industrial society.
- He is an infinitely inferior version of freedom fighting Aryan super-soldier and mint chocolate chip connoisseur Timothy McVeigh. (Even doe OKC was obviosuly a fed psyop)
His writings[edit | edit source]
- Industrial Soyciety and Its Future The manifesto
- Progress versus liberty
- Other
See also[edit | edit source]
- Ted K 2021 OMG THERE'S A MOVIEEE!!! It has a scene where he jerks off and another one where you see his butt
- 4/pol/ Thread about his personal life
- The Ted K Archive
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Manifestos[+]
Christianity (disputed) ♦ Fascism ♦ Inceldom ♦ Millions must die ♦ Neo-Nazism ♦ Nihilism ♦ Nothing Ever Happens ♦ TND (I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS) ♦ TBP |
Clittycels[+]
Chud (Patrick Crusius) ♦ Adolf Hitler ♦ Chuds.life ♦ Donald Trump ♦ Elon Musk ♦ Frenschan ♦ J.D. Vance ♦ Joshua Conner Moon (Kiwi Farms) ♦ Kanye West ♦ PewDiePie ♦ /pol/ ♦ Randjak ♦ Ruben Sim ♦ Stonetoss ♦ Ted Kaczynski ♦ Terry Davis ♦ Turkey Tom |
Degeneracy[+]
BBC ♦ Christianity ♦ Communism ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Fourth Industrial Revolution ♦ Goyslop ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Islam ♦ Judaism ♦ Meds ♦ Porn ♦ Science (unless it's FBI crime statistics) ♦ Sex ♦ Troonslop |
Traitors to the West[+]
Da JOOOOOOOOS (The Happy Merchant) ♦ Arabs ♦ Asians ♦ Dr. Fauci ♦ Faggot ♦ Jannies ♦ Joe Biden ♦ Kamala Harris ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ Leftypol ♦ Mexicans (Meximutt ♦ Satoko_houjou_fan) ♦ Muslims ♦ Niggers ♦ RationalWiki ♦ R/196 ♦ Tim Walz ♦ Trannies (Troonjak ♦ Alicia) ♦ Vaush ♦ You |