Ted Kaczynski

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This nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)
Why yes, Ted Kaczynski is a gigachad.
How could you tell?
Ted looked EXACTLY like this.

Theodore John Kaczynski, (May 22nd, 1942 – June 10, 2023) also known as the Unabomber, was a failed mathematician who turned to terrorism after moving to a cuck shed in the woods and realizing his impotent rage at society still wouldn't go away. He proceeded to bomb random nobodies instead of anyone in charge of the Industrial Revolution he claimed was destroying the earth. Despite this, he is, to this day, glorified by both chuds and trannies for his critique of living in an industrialized world, meanwhile only a fraction of his fans would actually be willing to give up the comfort of living in one and move to the wild.

Actually None of this is true about my old funny uncle ted. My uncle ted loved science and chemistry and one day decided to send packages to his neighbors containing a cool thing he made using chemicals and technology in the mailboxes of homes. in hopes of inspiring them. his invention were like a glitter bomb that once you opened them you would be a cool science expierement. Like a jack-in-the-box. Sadly though the neighbors families did not like this and sent uncle ted to jail. Worse for my silly uncle ted the judges hated fun and did not like uncle ted making suprise inventions in peoples mailboxes. so they unrightfully sent him to jail.

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