Oldfag

This topic is literally about oldfags.

"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT"

This page is a gem.

>Back in the soot era wordswordswords and third-world subhumans from Twitter/YouTube/Discord joining sharty le bad because they want to be around us the same way shitskins want to be around us in real life

The opposite of a newfag, oldfags are notorious whiners who would rather nostalgiafag for the rest of their lives than start or join anything new. Just admit that newGODS mindbroke you all and move on. They are, as their name suggests, old.

Your Father is an oldfag, a good one.

Average oldpoopas's le favorite memes

Keep in mind that half of these have been subverted by normbvlls, kek.

1. >muh long cat
2. >le mootxico
3. >phoneDEITYS are... le BAD!
4. >typos le funy
5. >i’m better than u cuz i’ve wasted more of my life here, lurk moar newfag
6. >THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ‘OONING TO LOLICO-ACK!!
7. >WOJACKSHITTERS ARE THE BIGGEST MORALF-AAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
8. >caipirinha caipirinha
9. >back in muh day, the only Ultra Kill we had was the one that comes before a Monster Kill or however the head is shot.

Your memes were not funny (some of them are pretty funny doe). Grow up nigger. I know you know that you sound like the same people /b/ pissed off whenever soyGODS buckbreak your faggotry. I thought you were supposed to be epic heckin 1337 hackers who know to not feed da trooooollls. Not to mention how, arguably, the Sharty is probably the most "oldfag" out of any currently active imageboard given the focus on raids and invasions lacking from nearly every other one.

>Average oldfag remembering 'p spam

4chan oldfags could often be hypocritical, however no matter what some newfags say, sharty oldfags (and even most of the post-2014 4chins) are the inverse of your average pre-2011 4cuck oldtroon, which is the very reason those nusoibabas have the farty in the first place.

Notable oldfaggot sites

• Wikipedia
• Facebook
• pre 2011 4chan
• 420brap
• Erectopedia Dysfunctiona
• Wojchan.net
• The other kind of SA
• Jewpound
• pre 2018 YouTube
• Shrek Chan
• Many other SNCA sites I forgot to mention

btw did you know boomers on fucking usenet were using "oldfag"?^[Marge...]

Does anyone care?

No. If anyone sees themselves higher just because they wasted more of their life doing shit nobody cares about, it's because they've done nothing and being an oldfag on a dead pedophile hangout is their biggest achievement.

Are they better than newfags?

Unlike oldfags, nusois don't usually care about new memes, they wouldn't even whine about the state of it. They also use current modern apps like 'tok and Instagram (<-- both coally apps doe,) not use some old websites what oldpoopas use like Jewgrounds and 4cuck which would both eventually die out sooner. So no, they're not better, though majority of them are better than them. [They just are, okay?]

On the Sharty

Since the /qa/ oldGODS are all gone now, it's really rare to encounter an actual oldfag that isn't actually a literal HTSM larping as one. The usual soyteen oldfag now is from the Kuz era and is a tranny (hence the derogatory nickname "oldtroon", which is kinda relatable now.), they are often spotted dilating in threads talking trash about 4cuck or whatever heccin' SNCA oldfag cultchur they like

However, not all oldsois are bad, as they sometimes create hyperburritoan A10 slow-burn jumpscare-free kino, but the majority of them just continue leaking at nuGODS and work for Clamstaples CLAMSTAPLES DOESN'T EXIST. STOP INVESTIGATING RIGHT NOW.

Gallery

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  If you immediately recognize all of these memes, you might be an oldfag.
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  Oldtroons malding about some retarded shit
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  >We are oldfags of course we transheart using scripts from 200BC
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  Artist depiction of the oldest oldfags ever. Left: What a soyteen would look like in 2420, Right: What a channer would look like in 2026

See also

• Midfag
• Oldfag dysphoria
• Newfag
• Millennial