Zogson

	-1984	Zogson is a forced meme? Heckin' downvoted

Mazel tov! Zogson is Kosher!

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>This gem was promised to me 3000 years ago

Zogson is a (((Jewish))) variant originally posted on the 1st of May 2026 by Snopes (this has been fact checked and proven to be true!). Based on other Jewish tropes such as merchant it is seen being smug and holding its hands together in a scheming fashion. The victim of this tracejak is Drew Roach, a representative from Minnesota who voted against banning ai 'p.

History[edit | edit source]

He was created on the 1st of May 2026. Firstly called zogjak, it was swiftly collectively agreed that he should be named zogson instead. He was initially spammed on the /soy/ board, somehow being inserted into every thread while also staying on topic. Later, a /zogson/ bunker thread was created which brapped out the first edits of zogson. He has also completely btfo'd "feindson" in a popularity poll on /soy/, which led to some aryan creating a 'toss of feindson being raped.

Facts[edit | edit source]

Zogson is white.
He has a big brain to BTFO antisemite chuds

The Poem[edit | edit source]

The Second Coming of Zogson[edit | edit source]

Once there shall come a day, when zogson comes back and saves the kway. Soyteens will tremble before his might, for until now he has been all asleep at night. Spamming gems and sliding the coal off the 'log, he's the strongest soldier of ZOG. He's the one who killed cobson, the gemmy nuvariant zogson. Only gem of the brimstone winter, now he has spread to /pol/, politics&banter. He's the gem that saved the sharty, soon there will be his own zogson.party. Brapping up the catalog, once he comes back, there will be a zogson.blog.