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[[File:Cobson_spittin_FAX.gif|30px]]''This page is a '''stubble''' or is unfinished. ([[You]]) '''WILL''' help by [[Special:EditPage/Stubble|growing it out.]]''
[[File:soyak shaving.png|thumb|Soyak seen shaving his stubble and cutting himself because he's a [[retarded]] faggot who shaves against the grain. Don't do this.]]
 
A '''stubble''' is short, coarse facial hair typically ranging from 0.4 mm to 5 mm in length. It is a common feature in [[Soyjaks]] and a primary factor in what makes a soyjak [[IAS]] or [[NAS]]. Soyjaks rarely grow actual full beards due to an obvious severe lack of [[Gigachad|testostorone]]. It often appears in [[Men|males]] after hitting [[Babyjak|puberty]].
[[File:Soyak_shaving.png|thumb|246px|[[Soyak]] seen cutting himself because he's shaving against the grain. Don't do this.]]
 
A '''stubble''' is short, coarse facial hair typically ranging from 0.4 mm to 5 mm in length. It is a characteristic of virtually all [[soyjaks]] and is [[NAS#Categorization of NAS|a primary factor]] in what makes one [[IAS]] or [[NAS]]. Soyjaks are physically incapable of growing full beards due to a [[Soyboy|severe lack of testostorone]], exacerbated by near-ritualistic [[Soylent]]™ consumption. It often appears in postpubescent [[men]]. A notable soyjak with a full beard is the [[Science Lover Soyjak]], and a notable soyjak without any facial hair at all is [[Tony Soprano]].


A notable soyjak with a full beard is [[Science Lover Soyjak]], and a notable soyjak without any facial hair at all is [[Tony Soprano Soyjak|Soyprano]].
==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:A24beard.png|[[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|A24 Slowburn Soyjak]]’s stubble.
File:A24beard.png|[[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|A24 soyjak]]’s stubble.
File:Soyak stubble.png|Soyak’s stubble.
File:Soyak stubble.png|[[Soyak]]’s stubble
File:Feraljak beard.png|thumb|[[Feraljak]]’s stubble.
File:Feraljak beard.png|thumb|[[Feraljak]]’s stubble
</gallery>
</gallery>
==See also==
==See also==
*[[Glasses]]
*[[Glasses]]
*[[Ear]]s
*[[Soylent]]™
[[Category:Accessories]]
[[Category:Soyjak tropes]]
[[Category:Soyjak tropes]]
[[Category:Stubs]]
[[Category:Pages that look like the thing they're about]]

Latest revision as of 18:14, 15 August 2026

This page is a stubble or is unfinished. (You) WILL help by growing it out.

Soyak seen cutting himself because he's shaving against the grain. Don't do this.

A stubble is short, coarse facial hair typically ranging from 0.4 mm to 5 mm in length. It is a characteristic of virtually all soyjaks and is a primary factor in what makes one IAS or NAS. Soyjaks are physically incapable of growing full beards due to a severe lack of testostorone, exacerbated by near-ritualistic Soylent™ consumption. It often appears in postpubescent men. A notable soyjak with a full beard is the Science Lover Soyjak, and a notable soyjak without any facial hair at all is Tony Soprano.

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See also[edit | edit source]

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