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[[File:Soyteen.png|thumb|A particularly deranged 'teen.]]A '''soyteen''' is a regular member of the [[Soy_Community|Soy community]] and usually the [[soyjak.party|'Party]].  
{{Deadlinks}}{{Customquote|{{q|[[4chan|dem basedteenz be loosin dezoo fuggen sherdee]]}}|file=[[File:YotsubaHTSM.png|24px]]}}[[File:Soyteen.png|thumb|A particularly deranged 'teen.]] '''Soyteen''', also known as '''<nowiki/>'teen''', <s>is</s>  was an obsolete{{CitationNeeded|It just is, OK?}}  term that is used to refer to a regular member of the [[Soy_Community|Soy community]] and usually the [[soyjak.party|Sharty]].  


Soyteens are overwhelmingly male and tend to be regular [[Amerimutt|Anglo-Americans]] between the age of 16-20, as with the userbase of most imageboard sites. The intelligence of the typical Soyteen is unknown, though it is theorized that the mixed and occasionally [[Autism|interesting]] minds which inhabit the ‘party have evened it out to be on par with the general population.
Soyteens are overwhelmingly male and between the age of [[Babyjak|14]]-[[Oldfag|20]], as with the userbase of most [[imageboard]] sites. The intelligence of the typical Soyteen is unknown, though it is theorized that the mixed and occasionally [[Autism|interesting]] minds which inhabit the ‘party have evened it out to be on par with the general population. The average 'teen was 5'10<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1222-0242-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14512290.html</ref> ''(178.5cm for you europoors)'', which is probably correct considering the average height in the USA is 5'10 as well, they were overwhelmingly [[Aryan|white]]{{CitationNeeded|they just were, ok?}}, tended to have [[Autism|autistic]] traits,<ref>{{Deadlink|https://archive.ph/A6Sj9}}</ref> and were either [[Christianity|christian]] or agnostic. ''(A very small minority were [[Islam|mudslimes]] [[Though|doey]])''


The physique of the typical Soyteen is similarly unknown. The classic culture of the site and the founding principles of the [[Soyjak]] [[meme]] both center on an escape from decadence and an embracement of masculine characteristics. From this, we can assume that many Soyteens, especially longtime ones, maintain a respectable physical form. The existence of the /fit/ board supports this theory. However, the board fell into a dead status a long time ago, and as of February 21 2025 has served only around 3000 posts. This may indicate that the culture of the ‘party is quite indifferent to fitness.
The classic culture of the site and the founding principles of the [[Soyjak]] [[meme]] both center on an escape from decadence and an embracement of masculine characteristics. From this, we can assume that many Soyteens, especially longtime ones, used to maintain a respectable physical form. The existence of the [[Fit/ (soyjak.party)|/fit/]] board supports this theory. However, the board fell into a dead status a long time ago, and as of February 21 2025 has served only around 3000 posts. This may indicate that the [[Sharty culture|culture of the ‘party]] is quite indifferent to fitness.
 
Upon the events of [[1/28]], the term “soyteen” became somewhat obsolete because [[Lie|most of the actual teens on the site were banned.]] Nowadays, the terms "'''soyposter'''" and "'''[[soyadult]]'''" are used, though "soyteen" is still seen on the board often due to the term's momentum from 5 years of usage and since 18 and 19 year olds are still teens.


==Nate==
==Nate==
[[Nate (Soyjak)|Nate]], the depiction of a soyteen, is usually based on [[Yotsoyba|Yotsuba]], with the pigtails removed and hair turned yellow to resemble [[14nate higgers88|Minecraft namefag Nate]], and the shirt covered in [[soot]]. <sup>[[Shit nobody cares about|ev&o it resembles the star trek uniform]]</sup>
[[Nate (Soyjak)|Nate]], the depiction of a soyteen, is usually based on [[Yotsoyba|Yotsuba]], with the pigtails removed and hair turned yellow to resemble [[14nate higgers88|Minecraft namefag Nate]], and the shirt covered in [[soot]].


==Etymology==
==Etymology==
The term was initially used as an insult poking fun at the perceived age of 'teens. Eventually, the term lost its negative connotation and became a casual label used by the soy community itself, even the ones that have become adults.
The term was initially used as an insult poking fun at the perceived age of 'teens. Eventually, the term lost its negative connotation and became a casual label used by the soy community itself, even the ones that have become adults.


== Alternative names and derivations ==
== Alternative names and derivatives ==
Other names for users of soyjak.party <s>were</s> are
Other names for users of soyjak.party <s>were</s> are
* Chud
* Chud
* Chud [[Sage|SAGE]]!
* Chud [[Sage|SAGE!]]
* Chud SUPER SAGE!
* Chud [[Bumo|BUMP!]]
* Chuddies
* Chuddies
* 'teen (short for soyteen)
* 'dult
* <s>'teen (short for soyteen)</s>
* soyCUCK
* soyCUCK
* soyTOT
* soyTOT
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* wojackspammers
* wojackspammers
* Chinlet
* Chinlet
 
== Demographics ==
== Political leanings ==
 
Most people would expect the average [[Soyteen|'teen]] to be a far right [[C.H.U.D.|C.H.V.D]], but a new thread<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1220-0458-44/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14483026.html</ref> seems to suggest that 'teens actually have varrying and interestingly diverse political opinions. According to the [[Science|soyentists]] and [[Snopes]], out of the 30 'teens which have participated <s>in the [[datamining]] operation</s><sup><big>MEDS. NOW.</big></sup> here are the political views of 'teens as a table from some [[Shit nobody cares about|SNCA]] [https://sapplyvalues.github.io/ site].
It is well known that around half of soyteens are underage, and therefore posters using “underage” as an insult are often likened to [[4chan|4cuck]] [[oldfag]]s. Also, a lot of soyteens are [[Autism|autistic]]<ref>https://archive.ph/A6Sj9</ref>
{| class="wikitable"
Circa S/r9k/ poll
|+
Most teens are either christian or agnostic with a tiny muslim slice
!
They are mostly white and medium height
!left
!center
!right
|-
|authoritarian
|4
|0
|7
|-
|center
|3
|3
|1
|-
|liberal
|5
|1
|6
|}


==Things soyteens like==
==Things soyteens like==
* [[The sharty]]
* the [[Sharty]]
* [[Soyjaks]]
* [[Soyjaks]]
*[[Raids]]
*[[Raids]]
* [[Trolling]]
* [[Trolling]]
And many more, but as they're a [[Jews|diverse]] group, there may be other things!
And many more, but as they were a [[Jews|diverse]] group, there may be other things!
 
==Things soyteens hate==
==Things soyteens hate==
* Trannys
* [[Trannies]]
* Pedos
* [[Pedos]]
* Discord/telegram
* [[Discord]]/[[Telegram]]
* Faggots
* [[Faggots]]
* Niggers
* [[Niggers]]
* Tranime
* [[Tranime]]
* 4cuck
* [[4chan|4cuck]]
* Xitter
* [[Xitter]]
* Soyboys
* [[Soyboys]]
* Foodists
* [[Foodists]]
* 'P,BMT and drawn p
* [['P]], [[BMT]] and [[Lolicon|drawn p]]
* Jarty
* [[Jarty]]
* [[Brimstone]] arguably
 
== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
<gallery>

Latest revision as of 18:12, 18 August 2026

This article contains one or more dead links.(You) VVILL find archives of these links for future 'teens.
>dem basedteenz be loosin dezoo fuggen sherdee
A particularly deranged 'teen.

Soyteen, also known as 'teen, is was an obsolete[It just is, OK?] term that is used to refer to a regular member of the Soy community and usually the Sharty.

Soyteens are overwhelmingly male and between the age of 14-20, as with the userbase of most imageboard sites. The intelligence of the typical Soyteen is unknown, though it is theorized that the mixed and occasionally interesting minds which inhabit the ‘party have evened it out to be on par with the general population. The average 'teen was 5'10[1] (178.5cm for you europoors), which is probably correct considering the average height in the USA is 5'10 as well, they were overwhelmingly white[they just were, ok?], tended to have autistic traits,[2] and were either christian or agnostic. (A very small minority were mudslimes doey)

The classic culture of the site and the founding principles of the Soyjak meme both center on an escape from decadence and an embracement of masculine characteristics. From this, we can assume that many Soyteens, especially longtime ones, used to maintain a respectable physical form. The existence of the /fit/ board supports this theory. However, the board fell into a dead status a long time ago, and as of February 21 2025 has served only around 3000 posts. This may indicate that the culture of the ‘party is quite indifferent to fitness.

Upon the events of 1/28, the term “soyteen” became somewhat obsolete because most of the actual teens on the site were banned. Nowadays, the terms "soyposter" and "soyadult" are used, though "soyteen" is still seen on the board often due to the term's momentum from 5 years of usage and since 18 and 19 year olds are still teens.

Nate[edit | edit source]

Nate, the depiction of a soyteen, is usually based on Yotsuba, with the pigtails removed and hair turned yellow to resemble Minecraft namefag Nate, and the shirt covered in soot.

Etymology[edit | edit source]

The term was initially used as an insult poking fun at the perceived age of 'teens. Eventually, the term lost its negative connotation and became a casual label used by the soy community itself, even the ones that have become adults.

Alternative names and derivatives[edit | edit source]

Other names for users of soyjak.party were are

Political leanings[edit | edit source]

Most people would expect the average 'teen to be a far right C.H.V.D, but a new thread[3] seems to suggest that 'teens actually have varrying and interestingly diverse political opinions. According to the soyentists and Snopes, out of the 30 'teens which have participated in the datamining operationMEDS. NOW. here are the political views of 'teens as a table from some SNCA site.

left center right
authoritarian 4 0 7
center 3 3 1
liberal 5 1 6

Things soyteens like[edit | edit source]

And many more, but as they were a diverse group, there may be other things!

Things soyteens hate[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • From a strawpoll, circa ~13 September 2023.]]
    From a strawpoll, circa ~13 September 2023.]]
  • He is real!
    He is real!
  • SprokeCordHater1488, our oldest discovered soyteen

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1222-0242-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14512290.html
  2. ↑ https://archive.ph/A6Sj9[dead]
  3. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1220-0458-44/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14483026.html
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