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{{gooner|This page is LITERALLY about <span style{{=}}background:orange;color:#000;padding:5px;border-radius:10px>GOONERS!</span>|Xhey have severe porn addictions induced by years of being terminally online clittycels}}
{{Quoting|[[File:Gigachad.jpg|30px]]You would have to be a complete '''RETARD''' to use your public alias on a porn website;|Ruben Sim, in one of his videos after [[gone_fishinq]] leaked over [[SNCA|him saying "retard"]]}}{{Caca|[[Ruby|rubey]] roob}}{{Infobox person
{{God}}
|birth_date=May 12, 1997 ({{Age|12 May 1997}} years old)
{{Gem}}{{Jew}}[[File:SyndromejakGooning.gif|thumb|This is what the average gooner looks like. Don't be like him.]][[File:NEVER_GOON.png|thumb|[[Never goon|NEVER GOON]]]]
|years_active=2009 - present
'''{{Echoes|Gooning}}''' is the universal [[Zoomer|Gen Z]] slang term for an excessive, [[porn]]-addicted and unhealthy form of masturbation. It likely originated in obscure [[BDSM]] circles, where [[trannies]] and faggots pushed each  other to be more and more [[Faggots|degenerate]]. This has led most, if not the majority of gooners to develop severe and disgusting fetishes, or worse, [[Doctos|paraphilias]] such as [[pedophilia]] and [[zoophilia]]. Gooning, having these mental illnesses, and being a tranny/faggot, is HEAVILY tied to [[early porn introduction]] unsurprisingly, as consuming porn at an early age almost guarantees that you will be addicted to it earlier in life. EPI and porn addiction in general is also tied to progressive porn addiction, which is when somebody seeks out more and more degenerate content, usually with it resulting in one developing a taste for absolutely degenerate, [[Moralfag|immoral]], and [['P|HIGHLY illegal content]]. Gooning is an epidemic that can only be stopped by restricting access to [[porn]], restricting [[Babyjak|children's]] access to the internet, [[Keyed|killing gooners]], and by [[Goonocaust|doxing gooner artists]]. Today, gooning or "being a gooner" usually just refers to being a massive porn addict.
|known_for=Causing [[Gooning|gooners]], child predators and [[Furry|furfags]] to leak
|notable_works=* Ro-Cleaner Discord bot (Got 'nished by [[Discord]] cus they're commiepedotroons)<br>
* [https://x.com/ModForDummies/ Moderation For Dummies]<br>
* [https://erpsearcher.com/ ERP Searcher]
|alt=Ruben Sim wearing prescription glasses with his index fingers touching either side of his cheeks.
|image=Ruben chud.jpg
|caption=Ruben wearing chuddy glasses}}


Gooning was originally a synonym of Edging, where one <s>[[Schizophrenia|"achieves a state of trance where ones mind intimately merges with ones cock"]]</s> masturbates for an unusual length of time without cumming.  
'''Ruben Sim''' (Born: May 12, [[Oldfag|1997]]) is a [[Roblox|'blox]] [[YouTube|Youtuber]] and troll [[Best known for|known for]] making Roblox videos, exposing [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]], living so rent free in the minds of [[furries]] that they pay him rent instead, and generating seetheralds from furfags and [[Tranny|trannies]]. He also lurks the [[soyjak.party|'arty]]<ref>https://archive.ph/dOMKg</ref><ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GrVRxHbbdM "My Video Started a War"]</ref> and vaguely resembles [[Chudjak]]. He also uses 'jaks in his videos, such as [[bernd]], and uses a lot of [[Soyspeak|sharty slang]] in his videos.<ref name=":0" />


Gooning, literally, is the fetishization of porn addiction and masturbation. It is the full-circle encouragement of degeneracy that causes many people like [[Giggly Goonclown]], [[minus8]], and [[Keffals]] to become the horrifically mutated "human beings" they are today. It is usually the point where most either realize how fucked up they are and stop, [[Suicide|kill themselves]], or become the next [[Epstein]] before being imprisoned and sodomized by [[Rapeson]]. It is, of course, the result of Jewish [[nonsense]] being refined over years and years of perfection, ironically similar to [[Yakub]]'s [[Aryan|white race]].
He was sued by Roblox for {{Glow|"terroristic threats"}}. <s>It was really because he exposed the rogue 'blox [[janny]] [[Furry|NobleDragon]], one, for following a furry porn account on his public [[Twitter|Xitter]] account</s>.


Gooners are usually found on [[Xitter]], [[Discord]] and [[Reddit]], but are also active on [[4chan]], unsurprisingly. Gooners have recently been spotted on [[Soy/|/soy/]] and [[SoyBooru]]. You VVILL supersage all gooners and downdoot their posts.
Ever since then, he's been exposing more [[Pedophile|degenerates]] and [['p]] on 'blox causing him to get {{Echoes|noticed}} and now he has furtrannies calling him "<u>[[Aryan|furphobic]]</u>" and "[[Gigachad|transphobic]]" (even doe they're scared of him and not the other way around). However, he's too busy killing pedos to care.


{{CIATip|>[[You]] CANNOT ungoon to something. [[You]] WILL cease all investigation immediately.}}
Ruben exposed an [[Autism|autistic]] furcaca named JerseyFurry aka TapWrench aka [[Doxing|Joseph Maggio]] in one of his YouTube videos which also features another zoophile in passing, Shreds the wolf.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCdELeM_ig8 "Ranking Every Type of Roblox Player"]</ref>


== History of Gooning ==
== Why Ruben Sim is {{Keyed|keyed}} ==
{{ToBeResearched|The first use of the term "gooning" in relation to masturbation.}}[[File:HTSMCorder_defending_porn.png|thumb|An example of a gooner psyop posted to /soy/, either by a [[Mossad]] agent or a porn-addicted goyslave.]]
Ruben Sim is very well known for making Ro-Cleaner, a bot that tracked over 600,000 accounts found in Discord servers dedicated to condo games (Roblox sex games) and banned them from your server. [[The_gem_that_saved_the_Party|This bot flagged over 600 gorillion users which generated Geggable Seethes.]] These seethes were from der 'cord [[Janny|jannies]] too as they banned the bot. He also made the EASI system, a system that bans and tracks over 500,000 flagged [[Early porn introduction|EPI]] accounts in their database. This is being used by over 200 of Roblox's most popular games, deterring pedophiles from entering their games.
Many people have tried to pinpoint the first use of the word "gooner" in relation to masturbation. Early uses of the term include an Urban Dictionary definition from 2005.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-16620810</ref> Some have suggested that the term "gooning" came from [[Something Awful]], since users refer to each others as "goons",<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-16621822</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-16625754</ref> though this theory is mostly speculation. Fun fact: this is where the term "[[Troon]]" comes from!


The start of the "modern" gooning culture is hard to pinpoint, though it is heavily understood to have originated from Reddit <s>further emphasizing the Jewish nature behind it.</s>. The subreddits [[Niggerhell|r/GOONED and r/GoonCaves]] (the latter of which was 'nished for refusing to remove revenge porn) were both created in 2019. Gooner culture has resulted in several forms of pornography, such as "captions", or text over porn, that encourages people to be more and more degenerate. The 4chan /trash/ board was the main home of gooning for quite a long time, and still is for the most part. According to one anon,<ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/42603755/#42605898</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/45466380/#45473872</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46024927/#46088270</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/45626590/#45633805</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46064107/#46103936</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/45706571/#45710610</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/35168726/#35171774</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/50310276/#50315717</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/50657588/#50658279</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/52143644/#52168984</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46748499/#46748673</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/52619327/#52622635</ref> a small discord clique drove away a lot of posters who then splintered into [[Niggerhell|/pag/ (porn addiction general), /epag/ (extreme porn addiction general) and /pfg/ (pussyfree general)]]<ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/60843630/#60855789</ref>. Eventually /epag/ was banned for promoting pedophilia and [[grooming]], and /pag/ moved to [[Sturdychan]].
Prior to that, [[Tanzanite Truthnuke|Ruben Sim had a reputation for exposing big trannies]] like [[Onionbred]], [[Gone fishinq|goy_fishinq]]'s girlfriend, for their [[EPI]] acts. He is also known for his well structured, humour-rich trolling on gooners and [[X|shitter]] trannies, like pretending that he is making being a furry illegal which made a lot of furries leave some absolute gemerald seething and coping voicemails to the fake number he provided.<ref>[https://youtu.be/_4gG40yOOJU "Making Furries Illegal"]</ref> Ruben on stream called for "Total Pedophile Death & [[Operation Total Lolinigger Death|Total Lolicon Death]]" because afterwards "the world will be a glistening gemerald" on stream. Lastly he admitted as testimony [[AI|EASI Programers]] have divine intellect and [[AI|EASI]] is programed in [[Terry Davis|HolyC.]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Vt7zW0VoE</ref>


== {{Brimtext|Rise of Gooning}} ==
=== Ruben's Law ===
Some reasons for the rise of gooning culture since 2019 might be:
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{{Quote|[[File:ACK.png|20px]]>HECKIN' ALT-RIGHT CHRONICALLY ONLINE INCEL RUBEN SIM EXPOSED MY GROOMING RING, DEPLOY ANOTHER EXPOSE ACCOUN-AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!}}


* [[Covid-19]] lockdowns making many zoomers unable to develop social skills due to being forced indoors.  
'''Every. Single. Time.'''
* [[Early porn introduction]] or EPI media, which is a very deep rabbit hole.
* [[Zoomers]] are the first generation who had access to the internet since childhood, with most having a phone or even personal computer. This almost always results in EPI in one way or another.
* Young men are more [[Incel|lonely]] than ever, and often turn to drugs or porn instead of actually making friends and relationships. Many Zoomers might also be completely incapable of forming real relationships due to being [[Retard|retarded]] or [[Irony poisoning|irony poisoned]].
*[[Faggots|Faggotry]], Paraphilias and general sexual deviancy is becoming more and more accepted in society, making people feel comfortable displaying these traits openly.'
*As a result of this, gooners are [[Doctos|LITERALLY fucking mobilizing to attempt to normalize pornography being shown to kids and actively try to EPI children]]<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/1y159f.7z</ref>{{CitationNeeded|HORRIBLY BRIMMY, OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK.}}.
*A general push towards "sex positivity" and downplaying the personal and societal effects of pornography and porn addiction.
*[[Fact|Jews contaminating potable water sources with suspicious chemical substances, furthering the brainrot]]<ref>[[God|the magic 8ball on my desk]] that tells me everything i need to know</ref>
*


== Closeted Gooners ==
A law formed from pattern recognition that proves Ruben Sim detractors are always:
As many know, there are open gooners, [[brimstone|proud gooners]], and antigooners/nevergooners. But there also exist another breed of gooners, albeit a '''{{Mossad|tragic}}''' one, essentially both a gooner and an antigooner: Closeted gooners, or people that may participate in nevergooner activities and/or deny being a gooner. But behind closed doors, they are gooners themselves. These are people whom we should pray for to stop gooning.
* [[Turkey Tom|Losers]]
* [[Turkey Tom|Creeps]]
* [[Turkey Tom|Pedos]]
* [[Zoophilia|Zoophiles]]
* [[Gooning|Porn addicts]]
* [[Giggly Goonclown|Degenerates]]
* [[Trannie|Trannies]]/[[Pooners]]


<s>[[Schizophrenia|Its speculated that most, if not all soyteens, are closeted gooners. This is most apparent on the soybooru, where users will try to anonymously post porn, or worse, even 'P, without realizing that jannies have their IP addresses]].</s>{{CitationNeeded|Meds now}}
Often, some of these detractors will go out of xheir way to make an account on [[X|Xitter]] attempting to [[Lie|expose Ruben Sim]], however it inevitably manages to [[Geg|backfire on xhem]] since xhey are retarded [[Trannies|commiepedotroons]] with [[Faggots|aids]] [[opsec]]. Sad![[File:RubenSimAssassination.png|thumb|Real footage of the assassination]]
== The Failed Assassination of Ruben Sim ==
In late June of 2024, Ruben Sim was sideswiped by an SUV whilst riding his motorcycle, sending Ruben into a death wobble which knocked him out through his helmet before sliding directly into another car breaking many bones{{CitationNeeded}}. Due to being a [[Terry_Davis|keyed holy warrior]] of our [[Jesus Christ|Lord, Christ the King]], he miraculously survived and made a full recovery at some point in mid-August. Whilst [[Snopes]] has not yet verified whether or not the driver intentionally hit him, due to Ruben’s efforts against Tranny grooming it is likely that it could have perpetrated by a ‘blox employee or troon, and taking into account that [[Doxing|they both live in Tucson, Arizona]], possibly even [[Giggly Goonclown]] xheirself. [[File:A bit of his 'jak folder.png|thumb|A bit of his 'jak folder]]
== Relation with the Sharty ==
Ruben Sim is both a [[soyteen]] and [[Kiwi Farms|kiwi]] with several confirmed and unconfirmed sharty-related events below.


'booru users will insult eachother with shit like "shitskin tranny pedo gooner niggers", and if the one saying that turns out to be similar or the exact same to what they called the other person, then they are what is known as a Projector.
=== Ruben Sim saying "nigger" on the Sharty ===
During a PPH 0 hour, a thread was made by a chud asking soyteens to say the hard r if they get dubs [[Amerimutt|or something.]] Ruben sim decided to actually do it and he said "i love nigger"


== (In)Famous Gooners ==
'''Why was it Ruben Sim?'''
=== Giggly Goonclown / Orion Grant Passmore ===
{{main|Giggly Goonclown}}
The clown prince of gooning himself. 'Teens used to spam videos of him on the Party in order to shock other users. Eventually his Discord account was compromised and he was [[Doxing|doxed]]. In an export of all his [[discord]] messages people found evidence of him being a pedo- and zoophile, among other things. The Goonclown case gained significant notoriety outside the Party and spawned the [[Goongate]] conspiracy theory. [[Turkey Tom]] also made a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLV2HX4rQ5A video] on Orion, which has amassed over 2.4 million views as of August 2025.


=== Sodacat / Jean-Luc Michelena / Ella Hollywood ===
# It was his voice
A tranny porn star who is part of the larger Goongate conspiracy theory. 'Teens found screenshots of Twitter DMs between the Giggly Goonclown and Hollywood in the Goonclown discord leaks. In them Hollywood admits that he watches and makes loli edits encouraging pedophilia and specifically mentions [[Gooning#Bad_Belle|Bad Belle]]. Notably, xhe has met up with F1NNSTER and "Ava" Chris Tyson in real life. Nothing to see here!
# It just was
<gallery>
# [[Meds|Trust me]]
Ella goonclown.png
Ella goonclown2.png
Ella goonclown3.png
</gallery>


=== Bad Belle ===
He has also said nigga<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s0sLZ4oJA</ref> and faggot<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QL3tcvBzQw</ref> geg.
A caption creator who was active on the /pag/ and /epag/ generals on /trash/ and on other sites. Their edits were usually either loli or EPI related and many of them encouraged gooners to go "deeper" than just lolicon. It is also said, that some of their edits include actual [[P|'p]] which was filtered or redrawn to hide it.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-17535133</ref> They also dumped their content in a password protected ZIP file on /pag/, which caused the general to be temporarily banned off of 4chan, since the file included actual 'p.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/49825411/#49837936</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-17529650</ref> They haven't been active under the Bad Belle pseudonym for some time now, but their edits still float around in some gooning communities.


=== CeceFem / Angelford Sho Humphres / Celestia Soul Konno ===
=== Participation in Operation Kikewaffen ===
{{main|CeceFem}}
{{Main|Operation Kikewaffen}}
Basically discount Goonclown. Has every tranny fetish in existence and has groomed  various children on [[Discord]].
Ruben Sim has shown support for [[Operation Kikewaffen]], having Grok-quoted Xitter randos alongside soyteens.


Xhe encouraged them to troon out and [[Crystal Cafe|self-harm]], and love [[BBC|interracial porn]]. Xhe supposedly left the internet after the 'arty doxed xher.
=== Inspiration for Operation Glistening Gemerald ===
{{Main|Operation Glistening Gemerald}}
Ruben Sim stream on July 9th inspired and indirectly caused [[Operation Glistening Gemerald]].


=== minus8 ===
== External links ==
{{main|minus8}}
* [https://www.youtube.com/@RubenSim His Youtube channel BTW, if that matters]
Korean 'p creator who was raided by the sharty in [[Operation 9/11]], resulting in the creation of [[Cobbess]], then 'oxed. After being 'oxed, xe turned ximself in to the South Korean police since {{keyedtext|pornography is illegal there}}.
* [https://twitter.com/realrubensim His Xitter or something]
* [https://www.patreon.com/rubensim His Patreon or however the Jews love shekels]


=== Kernüng ===
== Gallery ==
{{main|Kernüng}}
<gallery>
Shitskin self-hating pajeet 'P drawing drawfag branigger who had all his account passwords and search history leaked revealing that he goons to [[Antimatter|futa loli shota anal goatse fart fetish rape]]. Currently hardware banned off the entire Soysphere.<ref>https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/kernung-is-cord-sissy.2912/</ref>
File:75906 - SoyBooru.png|Gem although he never said this
 
File:66282 - SoyBooru.png|Average Ruben sim fan cleansing the world for hyperborea
Kernüng's tale should be told to soyteens around the Soysphere, that even those who appear as antigooners and post never goon, are secretly the most degenerate pedophile gooners themselves.{{cn|he was exposed to porn at the age of 6 albeit, which does not happen to most people}}
File:69119 - SoyBooru.png|Ruben sim in real life
 
</gallery>{{reflist}}
=== Astrofene / CrimeanChud ===
{{main|Astrofene}}
SoyBooru niggerfaggot who would anonpost BBC bait on the 'ru. He got banned after [[Warrior-Z]] found out he was participating in a pedophilic [[Antimatter|Jarty splinter]], which {{bantext|VILL}} not be named. [[Geg|Xe was also banned from SWAbooru]] for saying [[Nonsense|antifurries and trannies are literally the same]].
 
=== Mainstream EPI Campaigns ===
Kikes such as {{Echoes|[[Jewess|Sophie Rain]]}} and Belle Delphine have used EPI to create loyal gooner fanbases, and their effects on those who were exposed to their content via tiktok or other platforms is clear (Belle Delphine's army of wannabe ewhores)
 
this is clearly a [[psyop]] by [[Jews|DA JOOOOOOOOOZ]] to make all the hekkin kids into troons. TJD would solve this xisters....
 
== Connection to Trannies ==
[[File:Tranny_gooner.jpg|thumb|396x396px|[[Brimstone|An example of "pinkpill" content, encouraging young men to feminize themselves and take Estrogen]]. (Artist's interpretation)]]
Many gooners are also trannies. Unlike "normal" trannies, gooners usually don't deny their autogynephilia. Trannies such as [[CeceFem]] can be regarded as gooners, as their transition is usually the result of their addiction to sissy pornography and the urge to live out these fantasies. They also encourage others, including minors, to start trooning out to live out their sissy [[BNWO]] fantasies.
Many [[trannies]] run literal cults of personality on Discord and Twitter and encourage harmful behavior such as self-harm or self-sterilization.  
{{greentext|>kid sees trans people at a young age, typically from the internet
>becomes fascinated with them and the trannies start to groom them
>starts to identify as a "[[Faggot|femboy]]", starts wearing cat ears, striped thigh highs, etc.
>starts hornyposting, which is the final step before the introduction of [[porn]]
>child troons out and gets hooked on [[porn]]
>as people try to help the child, they either kill themselves before its too late or start identifying as bullshit like "[[Literally Who|therian]]" and "[[Trannies|xenogender]]" meant to reinforce the grooming
>the final step, and what the [[Trannies|troons]] want all along: minors that have completely [[Trannies|trooned]] out and are either attracted to [[Babyjak|children]] or [[Animal|animals]] (fictional or real). the porn addiction becomes so strong that the only thing that gets them hard is [[Furries|zoophilia]] or ‘[[‘P|P]]}}
An obsessed hatred towards trannies can cause you to slowly become a tranny yourself, many chuddies become trannies due to their schizohprenic hatred towards them. The best thing to do is:
 
<b style="font-size:120%">[[Truthnuke|Forget about trannies. Go outside and live your day, as the maggots inside them continue to eat the insides of their rotting neovaginas.]]</b>
 
== Gooning terms and dogwhistles ==
Gooners have their own terminology and dogwhistles to express their fetishes. These can often be seen in Twitter Bios of gooners. [[Though]] some of these might be used outside of gooning culture, especially by [[Branigger|braniggers]].
 
'''[[NoLimitsPedia|No Limits]] / Limitless''' – [[Rapeson|Having no "taboos"]]. Often used as a dogwhistle by pedophiles to signal that they're ok with [[pedophilia]]. This term is wordfiltered on 4chan; "nl" or terms like "no lims" are used instead.
 
'''MAP / 🗺️ / Cartographer / Folder / YAP''' – Minor Attracted Person (Pedophile). The term cartographer and YAP (Youth Attracted Person) started being used when people [[Fact|wised up]] to the meaning of MAP.
 
'''Zoo / ζ''' – Zoophile
 
'''Knot / Knotted''' ''–'' Used by zoophiles (and furries) to refer to the area of a <s>dog's</s> canine's penis that is inflated <s>during</s> after sex. <- Geeeeg furries cant even.
 
'''😭 / ToT / 🍭 / 🎒 / 📛 / 🎀 /''' 🍼 / LolipopTWT/CherryTWT/cunny – [[Lolicon]]
 
'''🧸 / 🍯''' – [[Lolicon|Shotacon]]
 
'''💄 / 🥠''' – Refers to male and female dog genitalia. Either into [[feral]] [[furry]] dog porn or [[Antimatter|real dog porn]].
 
'''🌈🍖''' – Pro-Fiction, supports themes such as [[incest]], [[Rapeson|rape]] and pedophilia in fiction.
 
'''🔪 / 🩸''' – Into [[foodists|cutting / bloodplay / self-harm]].
 
'''Age in Location''' – Some minors [[Schizophrenia|want to interact with pedophiles online]] so they put their age in their location info. They oftentimes write things such as 14th Street or use [[Science|arithmetics]] such as 10 x 2 - 6 to, for example, express that they're 14.
 
'''Age Switching/ 41🔁''' – This is used by minors to usually attract pedophiles and tell them their age without explicitly saying their age for example if someone says 31🔁 this means they are 13 because 31 switched around is 13.
 
'''Cheese Pizza Emoji / 🍕''' – An allegory for [[Child Porn]], may be used by 'p traders on social media sites.
 
== Peyronie's disease ==
[[File:crazed coomer.png|thumb|{{Q|>THE JIGGLE PHYSICS ARE INSANE BRO}}]]
Overmasturbation (aka gooning) is one of the common causes of Peyronie's disease, a disease that literally bends your dick and makes it permanently curved or depending on the severity, a 90 degree angle boomerang shape forever. Why this happens is due to the stress your penis tissue is facing from the gooning causing micro tears. Your body begins to produce plaque or a scab on your penis and causes your dick to be curved. This can be corrected with surgery but is otherwise permanent.
 
{{Echoes|They}} never tell you this so you'll fuck your penis as well as having gooning induced [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|erectile dysfunction]]. Peyronie's disease is basically the penises defense mechanism against their abusive gooner brain.
 
In short, don't goon because you'll destroy your dick (should be common knowledge anyway).
 
A thread was dedicated to discussing it.<ref>https://archive.ph/1sHvl</ref>
 
== The Cure ==
{{Partysavingtext|[https://www.easypeasymethod.org/ easypeasymethod.org]}}
 
You VILL go to this website and you VILL stop gooning!
 
== The Trvth ==
Fapping doesn't decrease prostrate cancer, however does increase prostrate dysfunction.
 
Source 1: https://files.catbox.moe/7vvouk.pdf
 
Source 2: https://files.catbox.moe/6oxfvs.pdf
 
Porn and erectile dysfunction
 
Source 1: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Hsjbf
 
Source 2: https://archive.ph/gV3pr
 
Consumption of pornography makes you depressed and less happy:
 
Source 1: https://archive.ph/Dt8E3
 
Source 2: https://archive.ph/cbks9
 
Source 3: https://archive.ph/UUEMu
 
Source 4: https://archive.ph/LdYBT
 
Source 5: https://archive.ph/e1W31
 
Source 6: https://archive.ph/H3tlO
 
The longer you consume pornography, the more likely you are to consume 'p
 
source: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/257253220
 
Gooning turns you into a tranny or faggot freak
 
Source 1: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4mRn7
 
Source 2: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/glHhg
 
Source 3: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/gjlhJ
 
Source 4: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/biODW
 
Source 5: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/PTCsE
 
Source 6: https://files.catbox.moe/4sqf82.pdf
 
Source 7: https://files.catbox.moe/gz0qz4.pdf
 
Gooning linked to general mental illness:
 
Source: https://archive.ph/xBQyx
 
The earlier you begin using pornography, more likely you are to become addicted to nigger drugs:
 
Source: https://archive.ph/RXZqn
 
Gooners have higher rates of immature psychological defense mechanisms (ex: Projection, cognitive dissonance, regression, denial):
 
Source 1: https://archive.ph/FxHdl
 
Source 2: https://archive.ph/9lFFt
 
Source 3: https://archive.ph/pijUe
 
"PPU (Problematic Porn Use, AKA porn addiction) is positively predicted by vicarious sadism"
 
Source 1: https://files.catbox.moe/sj4kuf.pdf
 
Gooning causes brain damage
 
Source 1: https://files.catbox.moe/v2bjmd.pdf
 
Source 2: https://archive.ph/vPfzE
 
Source 3: https://archive.ph/VikIh
 
Porn addiction is a real thing:
 
Source 1: https://archive.ph/Nf7gN
 
Source 2: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xbbsM
 
Source 3: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HZuWs
 
Source 4: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/RbcN2
 
Source 5: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bb5I4
 
Source 6: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/aPki9
 
Source 7: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/lDW3p
 
More than half of gooners report that over time they began gooning to things that they would previously be disgusted by
 
Source: https://archive.ph/wip/K8kEK
 
Porn increases sexual aggression, it does not serve as an outlet but rather amplifies sexual urges:
 
Source: https://archive.ph/W2OEm
 
Porn affects sexual behavior
 
Source: https://archive.ph/yAC3k
 
In 2008, 14.4% of boys under 18 were exposed to porn before the age of 13
 
In 2011, 48.7% of boys under 18 were exposed to porn before age of 13
 
In 2017, 70% of boys under 18 were exposed to porn before the age of 13
 
Source 1: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/gVxvH
 
Source 2: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/QvAJ3
 
Source 3: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/JR2NV
 
The porn industry has an annual revenue of 100 billion dollars.
 
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Latest revision as of 16:31, 21 August 2026

> You would have to be a complete RETARD to use your public alias on a porn website; <
Ruben Sim, in one of his videos after gone_fishinq leaked over him saying "retard"
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Ruben Sim (Born: May 12, 1997) is a 'blox Youtuber and troll known for making Roblox videos, exposing pedophiles, living so rent free in the minds of furries that they pay him rent instead, and generating seetheralds from furfags and trannies. He also lurks the 'arty[1][2] and vaguely resembles Chudjak. He also uses 'jaks in his videos, such as bernd, and uses a lot of sharty slang in his videos.[2]

He was sued by Roblox for "terroristic threats". It was really because he exposed the rogue 'blox janny NobleDragon, one, for following a furry porn account on his public Xitter account.

Ever since then, he's been exposing more degenerates and 'p on 'blox causing him to get (((noticed))) and now he has furtrannies calling him "furphobic" and "transphobic" (even doe they're scared of him and not the other way around). However, he's too busy killing pedos to care.

Ruben exposed an autistic furcaca named JerseyFurry aka TapWrench aka Joseph Maggio in one of his YouTube videos which also features another zoophile in passing, Shreds the wolf.[3]

Why Ruben Sim is keyed🗝️

Ruben Sim is very well known for making Ro-Cleaner, a bot that tracked over 600,000 accounts found in Discord servers dedicated to condo games (Roblox sex games) and banned them from your server. This bot flagged over 600 gorillion users which generated Geggable Seethes. These seethes were from der 'cord jannies too as they banned the bot. He also made the EASI system, a system that bans and tracks over 500,000 flagged EPI accounts in their database. This is being used by over 200 of Roblox's most popular games, deterring pedophiles from entering their games.

Prior to that, Ruben Sim had a reputation for exposing big trannies like Onionbred, goy_fishinq's girlfriend, for their EPI acts. He is also known for his well structured, humour-rich trolling on gooners and shitter trannies, like pretending that he is making being a furry illegal which made a lot of furries leave some absolute gemerald seething and coping voicemails to the fake number he provided.[4] Ruben on stream called for "Total Pedophile Death & Total Lolicon Death" because afterwards "the world will be a glistening gemerald" on stream. Lastly he admitted as testimony EASI Programers have divine intellect and EASI is programed in HolyC.[5]

Ruben's Law

>HECKIN' ALT-RIGHT CHRONICALLY ONLINE INCEL RUBEN SIM EXPOSED MY GROOMING RING, DEPLOY ANOTHER EXPOSE ACCOUN-AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!

Every. Single. Time.

A law formed from pattern recognition that proves Ruben Sim detractors are always:

Often, some of these detractors will go out of xheir way to make an account on Xitter attempting to expose Ruben Sim, however it inevitably manages to backfire on xhem since xhey are retarded commiepedotroons with aids opsec. Sad!

Real footage of the assassination

The Failed Assassination of Ruben Sim

In late June of 2024, Ruben Sim was sideswiped by an SUV whilst riding his motorcycle, sending Ruben into a death wobble which knocked him out through his helmet before sliding directly into another car breaking many bones[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Due to being a keyed holy warrior of our Lord, Christ the King, he miraculously survived and made a full recovery at some point in mid-August. Whilst Snopes has not yet verified whether or not the driver intentionally hit him, due to Ruben’s efforts against Tranny grooming it is likely that it could have perpetrated by a ‘blox employee or troon, and taking into account that they both live in Tucson, Arizona, possibly even Giggly Goonclown xheirself.

A bit of his 'jak folder

Relation with the Sharty

Ruben Sim is both a soyteen and kiwi with several confirmed and unconfirmed sharty-related events below.

Ruben Sim saying "nigger" on the Sharty

During a PPH 0 hour, a thread was made by a chud asking soyteens to say the hard r if they get dubs or something. Ruben sim decided to actually do it and he said "i love nigger"

Why was it Ruben Sim?

  1. It was his voice
  2. It just was
  3. Trust me

He has also said nigga[6] and faggot[7] geg.

Participation in Operation Kikewaffen

Main article: Operation Kikewaffen

Ruben Sim has shown support for Operation Kikewaffen, having Grok-quoted Xitter randos alongside soyteens.

Inspiration for Operation Glistening Gemerald

Main article: Operation Glistening Gemerald

Ruben Sim stream on July 9th inspired and indirectly caused Operation Glistening Gemerald.

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