{{Quoting|[[File:Gigachad.jpg|30px]]You would have to be a complete '''RETARD''' to use your public alias on a porn website;|Ruben Sim, in one of his videos after [[gone_fishinq]] leaked over [[SNCA|him saying "retard"]]}}{{Caca|[[Ruby|rubey]] roob}}{{Infobox person
{{caca|dada i miss u pls com bac}}
|birth_date=May 12, 1997 ({{Age|12 May 1997}} years old)
{{Gem}}
|years_active=2009 - present
{{Infobox officeholder
|known_for=Causing [[Gooning|gooners]], child predators and [[Furry|furfags]] to leak
}}'''DOLL'''{{Note|also known as '''WARDEN''', '''Dada''' by [[Babyjak]] and '''Leonid Kozakov''' by [[Kolyma|kuz's LARP company]]}} is the former [[owner]] of [[soyjak.party]] and a former administrator for the [[Soysphere]]. He ran [[SoyBooru]], [[soyjak.blog]], and oversaw [[Soyjak Wiki]]. He used to go by "{{Dolltext|CHUD ## Manager}}" on [[soyjak.party]] before the pseudonym "Doll" was revealed by [[Kuz]] in a Q&A thread.<ref>https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/2811893#p2812573</ref> Doll is also '''Raikokubishi''', the former administrator of the old [[Soycraft]] server. Doll has had [https://archive.today/an8Se Q&A's running on /q/ with over 10,000 replies, and most information relating to him was sourced from those threads.]<ref>https://archive.is/loP2e</ref>
During his third term in August, Doll found himself embroiled in one of the largest controversies the Sharty had seen; the [[Soypocalypse]], eventually culminating in the Sharty's temporary closure on August 14, 2023. Fortunately, he would restore the site days later, briefly continuing his tenure alongside [[Angeleno]] and [[Froot]] under the [[Soyumvirate]]. He would eventually resign and sell the site on August 31, 2023, with [[Froot]] taking his place as the owner.
'''Ruben Sim''' (Born: May 12, [[Oldfag|1997]]) is a [[Roblox|'blox]] [[YouTube|Youtuber]] and troll [[Best known for|known for]] making Roblox videos, exposing [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]], living so rent free in the minds of [[furries]] that they pay him rent instead, and generating seetheralds from furfags and [[Tranny|trannies]]. He also lurks the [[soyjak.party|'arty]]<ref>https://archive.ph/dOMKg</ref><ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GrVRxHbbdM "My Video Started a War"]</ref> and vaguely resembles [[Chudjak]]. He also uses 'jaks in his videos, such as [[bernd]], and uses a lot of [[Soyspeak|sharty slang]] in his videos.<ref name=":0" />
Despite his various controversies throughout his administration and post-administration, he has proven himself to be one of the most beloved figure among the soyteens right next to [[Soot]].
He was sued by Roblox for {{Glow|"terroristic threats"}}. <s>It was really because he exposed the rogue 'blox [[janny]] [[Furry|NobleDragon]], one, for following a furry porn account on his public [[Twitter|Xitter]] account</s>.
Recently, DOLL has found himself entrenched within a sludge of controversy, with very questionable (to say the least) DMs about him being leaked on the [[Kuzcord]] leaks brought into the spotlight. No action has been taken on DOLL regarding his involvement with Kuzcord, and he has offered little pushback towards the controversy.
Ever since then, he's been exposing more [[Pedophile|degenerates]] and [['p]] on 'blox causing him to get {{Echoes|noticed}} and now he has furtrannies calling him "<u>[[Aryan|furphobic]]</u>" and "[[Gigachad|transphobic]]" (even doe they're scared of him and not the other way around). However, he's too busy killing pedos to care.
==History==
Ruben exposed an [[Autism|autistic]] furcaca named JerseyFurry aka TapWrench aka [[Doxing|Joseph Maggio]] in one of his YouTube videos which also features another zoophile in passing, Shreds the wolf.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCdELeM_ig8 "Ranking Every Type of Roblox Player"]</ref>
{{ToBeResearched|topic=An updated archive of Doll's Q&A thread.}}
Not much is known about his life.
== Why Ruben Sim is {{Keyed|keyed}} ==
===As Raikokubishi on Soycraft===
Ruben Sim is very well known for making Ro-Cleaner, a bot that tracked over 600,000 accounts found in Discord servers dedicated to condo games (Roblox sex games) and banned them from your server. [[The_gem_that_saved_the_Party|This bot flagged over 600 gorillion users which generated Geggable Seethes.]] These seethes were from der 'cord [[Janny|jannies]] too as they banned the bot. He also made the EASI system, a system that bans and tracks over 500,000 flagged [[Early porn introduction|EPI]] accounts in their database. This is being used by over 200 of Roblox's most popular games, deterring pedophiles from entering their games.
Doll managed the old [[Soycraft]] server under the username Raikokubishi. Early on in the server's history, he said almost nothing and would give starting players a full iron set so they could survive the first few days of the server, but he became more talkative as time went on. Eventually in the first q/a thread, he was asked if he was the same person as Raiko, and Doll confirmed he is Raiko. He oversaw a building contest held by [[Kuz]]. Doll said as long as no one caused excess drama on the server and players solved their own issues either via the in game court or PVP that he would not intervene unless there was griefing done. Doll also assisted in the planning for the Build Contest along with Kuz, [[Sobot]], and [[Angeleno]].
===As CHUD ## Manager===
Prior to that, [[Tanzanite Truthnuke|Ruben Sim had a reputation for exposing big trannies]] like [[Onionbred]], [[Gone fishinq|goy_fishinq]]'s girlfriend, for their [[EPI]] acts. He is also known for his well structured, humour-rich trolling on gooners and [[X|shitter]] trannies, like pretending that he is making being a furry illegal which made a lot of furries leave some absolute gemerald seething and coping voicemails to the fake number he provided.<ref>[https://youtu.be/_4gG40yOOJU "Making Furries Illegal"]</ref> Ruben on stream called for "Total Pedophile Death & [[Operation Total Lolinigger Death|Total Lolicon Death]]" because afterwards "the world will be a glistening gemerald" on stream. Lastly he admitted as testimony [[AI|EASI Programers]] have divine intellect and [[AI|EASI]] is programed in [[Terry Davis|HolyC.]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Vt7zW0VoE</ref>
[[File:Doll.png|thumb|Kuz reveals the identity of Chud ## Manager]]
Prior to being temporarily made administrator of soyjak.party, Doll managed the [[Janny|mod team]] of the website, and occasionally posted in threads as CHUD ## Manager (Not to be confused with the similar-sounding, but entirely different, CHVD ## Moderator). He was fairly well-known among users of the site before he became it's administrator. There were 2 q/a's that were done by Chud ## Manager prior to his name being revealed, but Doll stated that the first one was him and the second q/a was done by [[Kuz|someone else]] filling in for him that day as he was busy (???). He wasn't permitted to make changes to the site by himself, instead allowing Kuz to make changes and rely on Doll for their enforcement. Doll stated that (other than some notable exceptions like sobot, [[Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha|lolkek]], and [[red]]) all of the current moderation staff on the site were hired and trained by him over the course of the last year.
===As administrator of soyjak.party===
On April 17, 2023, [[Sobot]] announced in a sticky thread on /soy/ announcing that Kuz would be departing from the site for an unknown period of time, with Doll acting as the temporary administrator in his place.<ref>https://archive.is/tcT0Y</ref> This announcement caused many 'teens to be concerned about Kuz's wellbeing, with some even theorizing that [[Death of kuz|Kuz had been killed]] and that the change in site leadership would be permanent. Notably, this announcement came after a credible threat was made towards [[John Doe]], weeks of 'p spam, and an announcement about cracking down on Sharty-related [[Discord]] servers, all of which may have taken a toll on Kuz.
During his reign, Doll made many changes to the site, including reverting the default CSS to Yotsoyba B, taking a hardline stance against the discord pedophile groups attempting to subvert the site, changed the rules, added [[Caca/|/caca/]], /psy/, various text formatting options, and oversaw the transfer of the site/s to much more powerful servers. Doll claimed initially his motive for administrating the site to be maintaining stability in Kuz's absence, but after assuming ownership, has stated he wants to make the Party have minimal drama (especially drama involving him) and for soyteens to continue posting funny soyjaks. He has almost militantly come out against different [[NAS]] on the Party and attempted moving it off of /soy/ into other boards, such as /nate/ or /qa/,
=== Ruben's Law ===
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{{Quote|[[File:ACK.png|20px]]>HECKIN' ALT-RIGHT CHRONICALLY ONLINE INCEL RUBEN SIM EXPOSED MY GROOMING RING, DEPLOY ANOTHER EXPOSE ACCOUN-AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!}}
<s href="Sobot">Kuz later gave soyjak.party to Doll (making him the owner rather than a temporary admin) following kuz's HIV transitioning into AIDS and due to the site affecting his [[Schizophrenia|mental health]].</s> Well that didn't age well. <s>Kuz gave the site to [[Max]] to attempt to pay off medical bills incurred due to his AIDS diagnosis,</s> That didn't age well either, the AIDS thing was a larp. After several months of drama involving Max's reluctance to give up the site and [[The Second Great Purchase|an auction]], Doll acquired the Party and the booru for $10,700, with $8,000 coming from his own pocket plus donations from 'teens and Kuz himself. During this time, Doll had an argument with Kuz on whether he should ban [[Soylita]], {{Lockedtext|since Doll saw no issue with the subvariant}} while Kuz did.<ref>https://archive.ph/2vsUS</ref>
'''Every. Single. Time.'''
After the purchase, many of the promised changes he made over the course of the months the Party was stuck in server-transition limbo were carried out. However, the strain of working 14 hour days, [[Giggly Goonclown|trannies reporting the site to the domain registrar+host]], the '''$600 a month cost for the site's hosting and the loan repayment''', [[Baby bot|daily bot attacks]], and attacks from offsite pedophiles on the site caused a lot of stress to accumulate both on the site and on Doll, which eventually caused the [[Soypocalypse]].
A law formed from pattern recognition that proves Ruben Sim detractors are always:
* [[Turkey Tom|Losers]]
* [[Turkey Tom|Creeps]]
* [[Turkey Tom|Pedos]]
* [[Zoophilia|Zoophiles]]
* [[Gooning|Porn addicts]]
* [[Giggly Goonclown|Degenerates]]
* [[Trannie|Trannies]]/[[Pooners]]
=== After stepping down as Administrator ===
Often, some of these detractors will go out of xheir way to make an account on [[X|Xitter]] attempting to [[Lie|expose Ruben Sim]], however it inevitably manages to [[Geg|backfire on xhem]] since xhey are retarded [[Trannies|commiepedotroons]] with [[Faggots|aids]] [[opsec]]. Sad![[File:RubenSimAssassination.png|thumb|Real footage of the assassination]]
On July 12, 2023 DOLL stepped down as administrator of [[soyjak.party]] due to being unable to balance his personal life and his administrative duties. He announced that [[Kuz]] would once again take up the role of administrator while he returned to his former position as the site's manager. Upon Kuz's not wishing to run the site anymore, [[Max]] put the Party up for an auction. After several days of bidding, DOLL won the auction due to settling the price in private.
== The Failed Assassination of Ruben Sim ==
In late June of 2024, Ruben Sim was sideswiped by an SUV whilst riding his motorcycle, sending Ruben into a death wobble which knocked him out through his helmet before sliding directly into another car breaking many bones{{CitationNeeded}}. Due to being a [[Terry_Davis|keyed holy warrior]] of our [[Jesus Christ|Lord, Christ the King]], he miraculously survived and made a full recovery at some point in mid-August. Whilst [[Snopes]] has not yet verified whether or not the driver intentionally hit him, due to Ruben’s efforts against Tranny grooming it is likely that it could have perpetrated by a ‘blox employee or troon, and taking into account that [[Doxing|they both live in Tucson, Arizona]], possibly even [[Giggly Goonclown]] xheirself. [[File:A bit of his 'jak folder.png|thumb|A bit of his 'jak folder]]
== Relation with the Sharty ==
Ruben Sim is both a [[soyteen]] and [[Kiwi Farms|kiwi]] with several confirmed and unconfirmed sharty-related events below.
===Soyumvirate and Resignation===
=== Ruben Sim saying "nigger" on the Sharty ===
Doll would return to reopen the Sharty as soyjaks.party on August 22, 2023, with the revelation that he had found a buyer for the site, [[Froot]], who would eventually come to take the reigns of leadership. They, along with soyjak.wiki admin [[Angeleno]], formed the [[Soyumvirate]]. Nothing lasts forever [[though]], and after a 3 day QNA session on /q/, DOLL officially resigned for the final time as administrator, but stated he'd still be posting on the site occasionally. He was still active on this wiki.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/User:EszettDoll]]</ref><ref>https://soyjakwiki.net/index.php?title=Special:Log&logid=21004</ref>
During a PPH 0 hour, a thread was made by a chud asking soyteens to say the hard r if they get dubs [[Amerimutt|or something.]] Ruben sim decided to actually do it and he said "i love nigger"
Doll was later announced to be running the new [[Dailyjak]] Telegram on October 20, 2023.
'''Why was it Ruben Sim?'''
===Late 2023 Return/2024===
# It was his voice
On September 13, 2023, a thread was by a random teen stating he missed Doll which Doll responded to. The thread then turned into an impromptu QNA, where he implied that the Sharty might "get to see another Doll administration".<ref>https://archive.today/RZkDC</ref>
# It just was
# [[Meds|Trust me]]
This was later confirmed by Froot on October 10, 2023, where a message was placed at the top of the Sharty announcing DOLL's return as an admin on Christmas Eve. In the time prior to his return, DOLL worked on doing the voice over work for [[Five Nights at Cobson's]].
He has also said nigga<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s0sLZ4oJA</ref> and faggot<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QL3tcvBzQw</ref> geg.
After returning on Christmas Eve, DOLL preceded to open up the [[SOYTOPIA]] TF2 server alongside its owner, Chimp, for use during streams and general use for the site. After passing a few reforms to lessen over-moderation of the site caused by [[Root]] and the [[FDL]], DOLL has largely been absent from the day to day administration of the Party, instead choosing to focus on the booru, wiki, and dailyjak. Repeated attempts to get in contact with him regarding more oversight being put on the Party have not been reciprocated, but he still appears on the site to answer questions once every few days. Other DOLL sightings have been seen on the various splinter sites and very rarely, cytube and vocaroo threads.
=== Participation in Operation Kikewaffen ===
{{Main|Operation Kikewaffen}}
Ruben Sim has shown support for [[Operation Kikewaffen]], having Grok-quoted Xitter randos alongside soyteens.
When asked about his thoughts on the Party and Froot, Doll has said that the site has changed a lot and that "its Froot's site now", and in a thread on him posted on the [[Shemmy]], he said that his words don't have as much pull as they used to and some attempts by him to reform the Party tend to fall on deaf ears, but he has faith Froot will "figure things out" and that Doll will remain with the site wherever it goes.[[File:DollPersonallity_.png|thumb|Results of a personality quiz]][[File:Doll and babyjak.mp4|thumb|150x150px|Doll with babyjak]]
=== Inspiration for Operation Glistening Gemerald ===
{{Main|Operation Glistening Gemerald}}
Ruben Sim stream on July 9th inspired and indirectly caused [[Operation Glistening Gemerald]].
=== Doll as the Schlog's admin ===
== External links ==
Broot, on the day of the site's creation, emailed Doll about it, and in exchange, Doll accepted to visit the site and make an account. Doll then affirmed that he would personally use it for his q/a sessions and also agreed to help out with the management of the forum and to become its admin, on the condition that it continues to run properly and doesn't die out. The site was added to the Sharty's topbar on March 3, 2024, making it an official [[Soysphere]] site.
* [https://www.youtube.com/@RubenSim His Youtube channel BTW, if that matters]
* [https://twitter.com/realrubensim His Xitter or something]
* [https://www.patreon.com/rubensim His Patreon or however the Jews love shekels]
However, [[Froot]] was not at ease with the site due to its built-in namefaggotry and avatarfaggotry, which he disliked. This led him to remove the [blog] button from the top bar on March 12, 2024, shortly before DOLL stepped down as admin. There was much drama when it came to the blog having an official spot on the topbar of the Sharty.
== Gallery ==
==== Namefag Purge ====
The Namefag Purge was a ban wave that took place on November 22, 2024, when Doll announced that a user had informed him of a 130-person discord server made up of namefags and splinter users. Every single one of these members was hit with a Rule 3 ban on all official Soysphere sites. This would not have a major effect on The Schlog's activity and Doll would gain more influence in running the website as time went on.
==== The Schlog Elections ====
The Schlog Elections were [[janny]] elections hosted by Doll, their purpose was to select a future moderator of the website after the resignation of a moderator known as "Aedra." During these elections the "Let DOLL decide" meme became a thing, as you could also vote and allow for Doll to choose who the future staff member would end up being. Only 12 votes out of the 115 total showed support for Doll to choose the future moderator. Nevertheless this meme would continue to strenghten and help build up Doll's cult of personality on The Schlog.
==== Schlogpocalypse ====
{{Main|Schlogpocalypse}}
On April 26, 2025, the [[Schlog]] was sold by Froot and he jumped ship to the [[Shroom]]. He also demoted himself from Soyjak Wiki the next day. With the schlog userbase left dissatisfied with the sluggish pace of the Schlog's sale and being uncertain about what kind of owner it would get, Doll and the soyjak.blog jannies decide to create a splinter called the "Shroom" to serve as a replacement, now Doll spends his time being an admin of The Shroom under the username "'''MUSHROOM ADMIN'''."
=== August 17 Q&A ===
On August 17, Doll answered some questions via voice within a random Doll thread.<ref>* https://megalodon.jp/2025-0817-1544-47/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12691938.html
* [[:File:love.mp3]]
* [[:File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_06_18 EDT 15DcBJsHVrZq.mp3]]
* [[:File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_10_04 EDT 1js7Ri3GwGOw.mp3]]
* [[:File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_12_29 EDT 13kUsLunygq4.mp3]]
* [[:File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_16_49 EDT 11sXZqVY62Ss.mp3]]
* [[:File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_20_02 EDT 13chladt6sdh.mp3]]
* [[:File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_25_28 EDT 1ioLD19uQZlB.mp3]]
* [[:File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_35_55 EDT 1c9VDQE7tjQJ.mp3]]
* [[:File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_39_18 EDT 16WQ6SYQv3dE.mp3]]</ref>
=== Return to SoyBooru ===
Doll would return to SoyBooru in September 2025, this time posting under the name "hotdoghead," he would become a moderator there and spend most of his time slapfighting with [[Jimbo]] and even entered a war with some namefag called Professornothingburger. He also really hates [[Jimbo]].<ref>[[:File:Doll PM Booru.png]]</ref> <ref>https://archive.ph/OCtSI https://archive.ph/SbFMM</ref>
=== The Dollhouse ===
On October 25, 2025, the board [[tdh/|/tdh/]] - The Dollhouse was created due to the [[Third Great Soysurgency]]. Doll was made head janny of this board.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1025-1443-36/https://soyjak.st:443/tdh/</ref> As of November 28, 2025, this board has been deleted alongside [[Soy2/|/soy2/]].
=== Demotion ===
{{Main|SoyBooru Crisis}}
On December 16, 2025, he was tragically demoted to trusted on the SoyBooru for repeatedly deleting a [[Vlodson]] x Femquote video and banning the Vlodson poster, as well as a similar crisis that happened with the [[Huwabag|Soytan rape comic]].<ref>https://archive.ph/J7AAX https://megalodon.jp/2025-1217-0732-02/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/152272</ref> Quote and Doll later discussed this in /qa/, where Quote stated that the reason for the demotion was him repeatedly deleting that Vlodson video, hashbanning it, and demoting jannies who had tried to reupload it instead of trying to talk it out.<ref>https://archive.ph/qlXvz https://megalodon.jp/2025-1218-1148-40/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/880861.html</ref>
[[File:Doll's conversation.png|thumb|398x398px|DOLL's statement about Red.]]
=== Kuzcord involvement ===
On April 5th 2026, Quote released [https://soyjak.st/kuzcord/ Kuz's DMs on Discord] , with [https://soyjak.st/kuzcord/Direct%20Messages%20-%20deleted_user_1747a2cd1cd4%20%5B1011847975741444097%5D.html one of the DMs] being the big buddy himself (proven by being addressed as doll by Kuz and further evidence). <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0405-1540-51/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15750198.html</ref> One of the messages claim he has known "red for 7 years" (it probably was a different guy nicknamed red) and coupling it with Red being 19 according to one of his Q&As<ref>https://archive.li/vypdJ</ref>, it's possible Doll has known him since he was [[Babyjak|12 years old]]. Doll denied this by stating "different guy"<ref>https://soybooru.com/post/view/199789#c1913340</ref> He said that there were two “Red”s, and claimed he was talking about the other one. He also claimed that the leak had the first message cut out of it.{{cn|He just did, okay?}}
Later, it was also revealed in the same leaks that Doll was "friends" with multiple under-aged girls from the [[Southeast Asia|Phillipines]], and that he had referred one of them over to [[Kuz]] so that she could "boost morale". {{cn}}
[[File:Doll leaks.png|thumb]]
== Facts ==
*Contrary to popular belief, he is not a developer, and he has stated "[for] most of the tech stuff I have to ask the developers for help."
*Doll has claimed to be on [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]] before it was [[The Great Soyset|locked]]
*He <s href="Kolyma Network">calls</s> called [[Kuz]] his brother ([[schizophrenia]])
*He made /psy/ for [[Nigger Weed|4/20]]
*{{Keyed|Doll isn't afraid to punish mods, even fired [[sobot]] as soon as he was made admin.}}
*He is known to call people "Little Buddy"
*He drives a forklift, and due to this, Doll is commonly drawn as such.
*His powerword is Thomas Albin.
*Doll is NOT a [[Babyjak|baby]] (meds now, [[Fact|Doll IS a pink baby with a binky I saw it with my own eyes]])
*Uses the Sharty while at work (Not very wholesome)
*Hates FPS due to trauma from his dad forcing him to play COD to increase his KDA
*His favorite [[My little pony|pony]] is Applejak.
* His favorite [[Anime|DBZ]] character is [[Aryan|Piccolo.]] (Thanks, Doc)
*He is a Dominions 5 player ([[Autism|terminally autistic]])
*He had another account on the booru, where he uploaded a total of four files:
**Strangely, an edit of himself hanging as a troonjak<ref><s>https://booru.soy/post/view/41408#search=user%3DDOLL_ADMIN</s> dead</ref>
**A gif of [[Babyjak]] sucking on a pacifier<ref><s>https://booru.soy/post/view/50706#search=user%3DDOLL_ADMIN</s> dead</ref>
**A re-upload of SoyTube's "Doll's Final Message"<ref><s>https://booru.soy/post/view/50709#search=user%3DDOLL_ADMIN</s> dead</ref>
**A re-upload of the FNAC teaser trailer.<ref><s>https://booru.soy/post/view/52714#search=user%3DDOLL_ADMIN</s> dead</ref>
*In terms of animals, he likes rats, pigs, and octopus.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230914040708/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4678118.html</ref>
*He did 8 years of choir in school, and then a few years in a semi-professional choir for his county.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230914040708/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4678118.html</ref>
*He loves [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Chinese historical dramas]], because he thinks chinkshit is still way better than [[Goyslop|American drama]].
*He makes references to Three Kingdoms (2010), his favorite drama, which no one understands. His favorite warlord is Liu Xuande. He compares [[Kuz]] to the Han dynasty warlord Cao Mengde. He prefers to use stylized warlord names.
*DOLL is an avid gardener and says he plants a new garden every year.
*He owns multiple firearms and has said his favorite weapons system to fire was the [[wikipedia:M249 light machine gun|M249 SAW]], likely what he carried when he served in the US Army.
*He has expressed an interest in [[Million Dollar Extreme|Fish Tank]], the second admin to do so (the other being Froot).
*He claims to not follow a [[Soylitics]] ideology and doesn't have a clear vision for the site outside of making sure soyjaks get posted on it and that drama is kept to a minimum.
*Across multiple polls on the wiki and the Party, he has consistently been tied with (sometimes even ahead of) [[Soot]] for the most popular administrator even after the events of the soypocalypse, something he appreciates but feels he doesn't deserve.
*He is 34 years old (🅱oiiii dat unc status diddyblud 💀)
*He doesn't like [[Homestuck]]
*He considers FPE NAS {{CitationNeeded|obviously?}}
*He likes smoked salmon
*{{Keyed|He considers Vlodson NAS}}
*He views Soytan as NAS coal
*He considers Iceland a good country
*He is methodist Christian
*His [[BWC]] is 15 inches
*He likes [[Skibidi Toilet]]
*He considers Ongezellig NAS coal that fills up the 'log
*He is the oldest sharty [[owner]] that is still active, and possibly just in general
*He is the only sharty administrator to reveal his true face (Kuz's face was fake).
*He is the second admin to have a known voice alongside Kuz
*He is the first admin known to have any [[Babyjak|children]], the second being Froot
*He despises [[Mustard]]
==Schizo conspiracies==
'''<big>[[Froot|Doll is Soot]]</big>'''
<s>'''Doll is soot''' is a proven conspiracy theory that Doll is actually Soot. The evidence is that Doll and Soot have similar personalities and posting styles, and both have names that are 4 letters long. More proof is needed to confirm this theory. Though both supported the restriction of doxing, a longtime part of Sharty culture so they may actually be the same.</s>
Um ackshually Doll is in his 30's and is married while soot is a college student. Get your internet sysops right sweaty.
'''<big>Doll's Death</big>'''
Sharty Leader Leonid Kozakov, whom Yuri Kuznetsov mentored, died, he got into an argument with his jarty neighbors, over gems. He would constantly have his little buddies over and they would scream "JARTYCUCK" at the top of their lungs. They would play The Gummy Bear Song very loud. He would frequently get into arguments with his Jarty neighbors and called them shitskins.
One night he brings over a forklift and says he will kick the soyvil war off and tries to force himself in their board. The Jartyniggers, who are users at jakparty.soy defended themselves with bots and bans and beat him to death. Local jannies will not charge them, as in Jarty law there is no duty to retreat inside your board.
This is what you Shartyfags get for talking shit and assaulting people, anti social activity will not be tolerated in civilized society anymore. This is not 2021 where you can raid random boards at will. Grow up.
==Gallery==
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<gallery>
File:Trvthnuke.png|Anti-Dollist Propaganda from August 2023, before the [[Soypocalypse]].
File:75906 - SoyBooru.png|Gem although he never said this
File:Dollspeech.jpeg|Words that no soyteen has ever been ready to hear
File:66282 - SoyBooru.png|Average Ruben sim fan cleansing the world for hyperborea
File:LittleBuddyToken.jpeg|Note: Not legal tender
File:69119 - SoyBooru.png|Ruben sim in real life
File:DollFamily.png|{{Quote|>this [[Baby bot|babyjak]] is really stressing me out!}}
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File:Therealmrsdoll.png|Drawings posted by Doll, made by his wife, in response to a [[Caca/|/caca/]] thread.<ref>https://archive.soyjak.in/caca/thread/4837#p4861 ([https://archive.today/Uuf9Q archive.today])</ref><ref>https://archive.li/tV8oX</ref>
File:Little buddy.png|{{quote|>little buddy}}
File:Big buddy.jpeg|{{quote|>big buddy}}
File:Fixerald.png|DOLL BTFO's an obsessed coomertranny begging for a /fap/ board to be added (the only reason xhe wants it is because xhe's banned from 4cuck KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK [[Early porn introduction|and also to expose minors to xhis fetishes]])
File:Biggest buddy.png|Big big buddy he's a big big buddy
File:DOLLIST STARE.png|The dollist stare
File:U mad buddy.gif|{{quote|>U MAD, BUDDY?}}
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Latest revision as of 16:31, 21 August 2026
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You would have to be a complete RETARD to use your public alias on a porn website;
Ruben Sim (Born: May 12, 1997) is a 'bloxYoutuber and troll known for making Roblox videos, exposing pedophiles, living so rent free in the minds of furries that they pay him rent instead, and generating seetheralds from furfags and trannies. He also lurks the 'arty[1][2] and vaguely resembles Chudjak. He also uses 'jaks in his videos, such as bernd, and uses a lot of sharty slang in his videos.[2]
He was sued by Roblox for "terroristic threats". It was really because he exposed the rogue 'blox jannyNobleDragon, one, for following a furry porn account on his public Xitter account.
Ever since then, he's been exposing more degenerates and 'p on 'blox causing him to get (((noticed))) and now he has furtrannies calling him "furphobic" and "transphobic" (even doe they're scared of him and not the other way around). However, he's too busy killing pedos to care.
Ruben exposed an autistic furcaca named JerseyFurry aka TapWrench aka Joseph Maggio in one of his YouTube videos which also features another zoophile in passing, Shreds the wolf.[3]
Ruben Sim is very well known for making Ro-Cleaner, a bot that tracked over 600,000 accounts found in Discord servers dedicated to condo games (Roblox sex games) and banned them from your server. This bot flagged over 600 gorillion users which generated Geggable Seethes. These seethes were from der 'cord jannies too as they banned the bot. He also made the EASI system, a system that bans and tracks over 500,000 flagged EPI accounts in their database. This is being used by over 200 of Roblox's most popular games, deterring pedophiles from entering their games.
Prior to that, Ruben Sim had a reputation for exposing big trannies like Onionbred, goy_fishinq's girlfriend, for their EPI acts. He is also known for his well structured, humour-rich trolling on gooners and shitter trannies, like pretending that he is making being a furry illegal which made a lot of furries leave some absolute gemerald seething and coping voicemails to the fake number he provided.[4] Ruben on stream called for "Total Pedophile Death & Total Lolicon Death" because afterwards "the world will be a glistening gemerald" on stream. Lastly he admitted as testimony EASI Programers have divine intellect and EASI is programed in HolyC.[5]
Ruben's Law
>HECKIN' ALT-RIGHT CHRONICALLY ONLINE INCEL RUBEN SIM EXPOSED MY GROOMING RING, DEPLOY ANOTHER EXPOSE ACCOUN-AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!
Every. Single. Time.
A law formed from pattern recognition that proves Ruben Sim detractors are always:
In late June of 2024, Ruben Sim was sideswiped by an SUV whilst riding his motorcycle, sending Ruben into a death wobble which knocked him out through his helmet before sliding directly into another car breaking many bones[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Due to being a keyed holy warrior of our Lord, Christ the King, he miraculously survived and made a full recovery at some point in mid-August. Whilst Snopes has not yet verified whether or not the driver intentionally hit him, due to Ruben’s efforts against Tranny grooming it is likely that it could have perpetrated by a ‘blox employee or troon, and taking into account that they both live in Tucson, Arizona, possibly even Giggly Goonclown xheirself.
A bit of his 'jak folder
Relation with the Sharty
Ruben Sim is both a soyteen and kiwi with several confirmed and unconfirmed sharty-related events below.
Ruben Sim saying "nigger" on the Sharty
During a PPH 0 hour, a thread was made by a chud asking soyteens to say the hard r if they get dubs or something. Ruben sim decided to actually do it and he said "i love nigger"
Main article: Operation Kikewaffen
