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{{Quoting|[[File:Gigachad.jpg|30px]]You would have to be a complete '''RETARD''' to use your public alias on a porn website;|Ruben Sim, in one of his videos after [[gone_fishinq]] leaked over [[SNCA|him saying "retard"]]}}{{Caca|[[Ruby|rubey]] roob}}{{Infobox person
[[File:143707_-_SoyBooru.png|thumb]]
|birth_date=May 12, 1997 ({{Age|12 May 1997}} years old)
'''Shitflinging''' is a pastime of many [[soyteens]], and the primary activity of most [[SoyBooru]] namefags (and [[Chud (name)|Chuds]]). Shitflinging is performed all over the [[soysphere]], but is most pronounced on SoyBooru, where it has been at the core of 'ru culture ever since the [[Italo-Argentine War]] shifted the purpose of the site from a [[soyjak]] archive into a shitflinging warzone (though shitflinging had certainly been practiced on the 'ru before that). Shitflinging may also mean [[Countrywar|countrywarring]] or may simply be shitflinging for the sake of it.  
|years_active=2009 - present
|known_for=Causing [[Gooning|gooners]], child predators and [[Furry|furfags]] to leak
|notable_works=* Ro-Cleaner Discord bot (Got 'nished by [[Discord]] cus they're commiepedotroons)<br>
* [https://x.com/ModForDummies/ Moderation For Dummies]<br>
* [https://erpsearcher.com/ ERP Searcher]
|alt=Ruben Sim wearing prescription glasses with his index fingers touching either side of his cheeks.
|image=Ruben chud.jpg
|caption=Ruben wearing chuddy glasses}}


Shitflinging nowadays commonly organizes itself around a [[NuSatoko]], and the most prominent wars have been the aforementioned Italo-Argentine War, [[World War Z]], and [[World War OneShot]].
'''Ruben Sim''' (Born: May 12, [[Oldfag|1997]]) is a [[Roblox|'blox]] [[YouTube|Youtuber]] and troll [[Best known for|known for]] making Roblox videos, exposing [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]], living so rent free in the minds of [[furries]] that they pay him rent instead, and generating seetheralds from furfags and [[Tranny|trannies]]. He also lurks the [[soyjak.party|'arty]]<ref>https://archive.ph/dOMKg</ref><ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GrVRxHbbdM "My Video Started a War"]</ref> and vaguely resembles [[Chudjak]]. He also uses 'jaks in his videos, such as [[bernd]], and uses a lot of [[Soyspeak|sharty slang]] in his videos.<ref name=":0" />


== History ==
He was sued by Roblox for {{Glow|"terroristic threats"}}. <s>It was really because he exposed the rogue 'blox [[janny]] [[Furry|NobleDragon]], one, for following a furry porn account on his public [[Twitter|Xitter]] account</s>.


=== 2022 ===
Ever since then, he's been exposing more [[Pedophile|degenerates]] and [['p]] on 'blox causing him to get {{Echoes|noticed}} and now he has furtrannies calling him "<u>[[Aryan|furphobic]]</u>" and "[[Gigachad|transphobic]]" (even doe they're scared of him and not the other way around). However, he's too busy killing pedos to care.
Primarily [[Penis Color War|BBC vs BWC]] related content, inciting [[Chud-Tranny Romance|chuds and trannies]] to engage in edit wars for several dozen pages on the booru early on. The [[Russo-Ukrainian War]] was also big during this time. Namefags were very rare and universally despised, a stark contrast to today's 'ru.


=== 2023 ===
Ruben exposed an [[Autism|autistic]] furcaca named JerseyFurry aka TapWrench aka [[Doxing|Joseph Maggio]] in one of his YouTube videos which also features another zoophile in passing, Shreds the wolf.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCdELeM_ig8 "Ranking Every Type of Roblox Player"]</ref>
[[Italo-Argentine War]] begins very early in the year, with [[Sobot]] adding fuel to the fire by not deleting any material engaging in the conflict. This permanently scars the 'ru and turns it into a namefag shitflinging fest for the next <s>two years</s> eternity. Discussion is banned in late February, but continues again several months later. The war did not conclude until [[Satoko houjou fan]] requests his account be deleted. It is currently speculated that all claims accusing [[Italian Chad]] of being a [[Discord]] [[Tranny]] from the [[QAfe]] were all projection, with all who opposed him eventually getting permanently banned. Multiple shitflinging techniques arose during this period.


==== Carets ====
== Why Ruben Sim is {{Keyed|keyed}} ==
[[File:Carets.png|left|thumb|130x130px]]
Ruben Sim is very well known for making Ro-Cleaner, a bot that tracked over 600,000 accounts found in Discord servers dedicated to condo games (Roblox sex games) and banned them from your server. [[The_gem_that_saved_the_Party|This bot flagged over 600 gorillion users which generated Geggable Seethes.]] These seethes were from der 'cord [[Janny|jannies]] too as they banned the bot. He also made the EASI system, a system that bans and tracks over 500,000 flagged [[Early porn introduction|EPI]] accounts in their database. This is being used by over 200 of Roblox's most popular games, deterring pedophiles from entering their games.
No explanation needed. This technique was originally performed with "above me" but was slowly supplanted by caret arrows pointing at the brapskin ^.{{Clear}}


==== Speech bubble quoting ====
Prior to that, [[Tanzanite Truthnuke|Ruben Sim had a reputation for exposing big trannies]] like [[Onionbred]], [[Gone fishinq|goy_fishinq]]'s girlfriend, for their [[EPI]] acts. He is also known for his well structured, humour-rich trolling on gooners and [[X|shitter]] trannies, like pretending that he is making being a furry illegal which made a lot of furries leave some absolute gemerald seething and coping voicemails to the fake number he provided.<ref>[https://youtu.be/_4gG40yOOJU "Making Furries Illegal"]</ref> Ruben on stream called for "Total Pedophile Death & [[Operation Total Lolinigger Death|Total Lolicon Death]]" because afterwards "the world will be a glistening gemerald" on stream. Lastly he admitted as testimony [[AI|EASI Programers]] have divine intellect and [[AI|EASI]] is programed in [[Terry Davis|HolyC.]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Vt7zW0VoE</ref>
[[File:Speechbubbles.png|left|thumb|70x70px]]
No explanation needed.
{{Clear}}


==== DNA analysis ====
=== Ruben's Law ===
[[File:DNA analysis.png|left|thumb]]
[[File:1718039140232y.png|frameless|link=|right]]
Usually performed by an anonymous chud (the apex predator to namefags). The shitflinger analyzes and fact-checks their victim's DNA composition and biochemical signs.
{{Quote|[[File:ACK.png|20px]]>HECKIN' ALT-RIGHT CHRONICALLY ONLINE INCEL RUBEN SIM EXPOSED MY GROOMING RING, DEPLOY ANOTHER EXPOSE ACCOUN-AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!}}
{{Clear}}


=== 2024 ===
'''Every. Single. Time.'''
Slopjakking goes mainstream after a year, with [[Namefag|namefags]] mocking other namefags through means of projection of their deepest and darkest fantasies. Slopjakking drives many people away from the booru due to slopjaks being "too ugly" and "not funny". This depletion of users primarily leaves slopjakkers and namefag shitflingers as the only individuals using the 'ru. Most of the activity died out by the end of 2024 due to the most [[Obsessed faggot|obsessed faggots]] all getting banned for connections with [[Discord]] and [[Pedophilia]].


==== Slopjakking ====
A law formed from pattern recognition that proves Ruben Sim detractors are always:
[[File:Slopification.gif|left|thumb|90x90px]]{{Main|Slopjak}}
* [[Turkey Tom|Losers]]
This technique revolves around depicting your opponent as a hideously distorted and deformed black/brown soyjak with a hilarious amount of negative attributes or media tacked on top. {{Clear}}
* [[Turkey Tom|Creeps]]
==== Copypasta spam ====
* [[Turkey Tom|Pedos]]
[[File:Copypastaspam.png|left|thumb|140x140px]]
* [[Zoophilia|Zoophiles]]
This technique was popularized by [[Warrior-Z]] near the end of 2024. Although copypastas were certainly used before this, this was the first instance of modern copypasta spam to be employed at such a scale.
* [[Gooning|Porn addicts]]
{{Clear}}
* [[Giggly Goonclown|Degenerates]]
* [[Trannie|Trannies]]/[[Pooners]]


==== Countryaryan gems ====
Often, some of these detractors will go out of xheir way to make an account on [[X|Xitter]] attempting to [[Lie|expose Ruben Sim]], however it inevitably manages to [[Geg|backfire on xhem]] since xhey are retarded [[Trannies|commiepedotroons]] with [[Faggots|aids]] [[opsec]]. Sad![[File:RubenSimAssassination.png|thumb|Real footage of the assassination]]
{{Main|Countryaryan gem}}{{Turkish|This section is about TVRKARYAN gems}}{{Award|Jewish autism award}}
== The Failed Assassination of Ruben Sim ==
{{Award|[[cacacaust|banned for being 7 or 8 years old]] award}}
In late June of 2024, Ruben Sim was sideswiped by an SUV whilst riding his motorcycle, sending Ruben into a death wobble which knocked him out through his helmet before sliding directly into another car breaking many bones{{CitationNeeded}}. Due to being a [[Terry_Davis|keyed holy warrior]] of our [[Jesus Christ|Lord, Christ the King]], he miraculously survived and made a full recovery at some point in mid-August. Whilst [[Snopes]] has not yet verified whether or not the driver intentionally hit him, due to Ruben’s efforts against Tranny grooming it is likely that it could have perpetrated by a ‘blox employee or troon, and taking into account that [[Doxing|they both live in Tucson, Arizona]], possibly even [[Giggly Goonclown]] xheirself. [[File:A bit of his 'jak folder.png|thumb|A bit of his 'jak folder]]
Falseflagging countries through [COUNTRY]ARYAN GEM is an important part of 'ru culture. It was popularized by (though likely not invented by) the user jewishautismaward78, who would comment '''{{Redtext|TVRKARYAN GEM}}''' or '''{{Redtext|IS THIS A TVRKARYAN?}}''' under any brimmy post or post containing a black soyjak or slopjak. Slowly, his method began to spread and is now applied to many different countries.<gallery>
== Relation with the Sharty ==
File:95982_-_SoyBooru.png
Ruben Sim is both a [[soyteen]] and [[Kiwi Farms|kiwi]] with several confirmed and unconfirmed sharty-related events below.
File:145421_-_SoyBooru.png|A newer version that began to be spammed in November 2025<ref>https://archive.ph/KACwm</ref>
File:148942_-_SoyBooru.gif
File:139617_-_SoyBooru.gif
File:127840_-_SoyBooru.png
</gallery>


=== 2025 ===
=== Ruben Sim saying "nigger" on the Sharty ===
This year saw the emergence of some new shitflinging metas:
During a PPH 0 hour, a thread was made by a chud asking soyteens to say the hard r if they get dubs [[Amerimutt|or something.]] Ruben sim decided to actually do it and he said "i love nigger"


==== Memorials ====
'''Why was it Ruben Sim?'''
[[File:Jimbomemorial.png|left|thumb|170x170px]]
The shitflinger attacks their opponent by hanging them and then mourning their death with a long euology. This technique was popularized when it was used against [[Jimbo]] during [[World War OneShot]].
{{Clear}}


==== ^ rapes (object) ====
# It was his voice
[[File:Rapes air.png|left|thumb|295x295px]]
# It just was
Self-explanatory. The namefag is accused of raping some random animal or object. Namefags have been accused of raping air, bricks, snails, vending machines, and more using this technique.
# [[Meds|Trust me]]
{{Clear}}


===== ^ got raped by (object) =====
He has also said nigga<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s0sLZ4oJA</ref> and faggot<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QL3tcvBzQw</ref> geg.
[[File:Gotrapedby.png|left|thumb]]
A subtrend that evolved out of the technique above. Self-explanatory.{{Clear}}


==== (Namefag)creature ====
=== Participation in Operation Kikewaffen ===
[[File:Jimbocreature.png|left|thumb|220x220px]]This technique was popularized by [[Doll]] during the latter half of [[World War OneShot]]. It entailed commenting [[Jimbo|"disgusting jimbocreature"]] or some other derivative of the term under posts containing black, trans, etc soyjaks. Doll would also comment the violent fantasies or minor conveniences he would like to perform to Jimbo under some posts.{{Clear}}
{{Main|Operation Kikewaffen}}
Ruben Sim has shown support for [[Operation Kikewaffen]], having Grok-quoted Xitter randos alongside soyteens.


==== Comment brapping ====
=== Inspiration for Operation Glistening Gemerald ===
[[File:Commentbrapping.png|left|thumb|220x220px]]
{{Main|Operation Glistening Gemerald}}
On December 6, 2025, boorucucks found out how to break comment section divs through text styling and incorporated this knowledge into their shitflinging routines, giving birth to a new technique. This was later patched out until a different way to achieve the same result was rediscovered in January 2026.<ref>https://archive.ph/IcAaq https://megalodon.jp/2026-0116-0200-32/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/162209</ref> After the [[Nuuru]] released, this stopped working.{{Clear}}
Ruben Sim stream on July 9th inspired and indirectly caused [[Operation Glistening Gemerald]].


=== 2026 ===
== External links ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/@RubenSim His Youtube channel BTW, if that matters]
* [https://twitter.com/realrubensim His Xitter or something]
* [https://www.patreon.com/rubensim His Patreon or however the Jews love shekels]


==== Femjakking ====
== Gallery ==
[[File:Femerald.jpg|left|thumb|128x128px]]The shitflinger attacks their opponent by making a [[Femjak|female soyjak]] version of them. This trend technically started in late 2025 with [[MoistPepper]], but began to be applied to other namefags such as [[emerald]] in early 2026.{{Clear}}
<gallery>
 
File:75906 - SoyBooru.png|Gem although he never said this
==== Mention spam ====
File:66282 - SoyBooru.png|Average Ruben sim fan cleansing the world for hyperborea
[[File:Mention_spam.png|left|thumb|295x295px]]After the [[Nuuru|nuuru]]'s release, it was discovered that you could clog up the notifications of other user by [[spam]] mentioning them, and causing [[leakage]]{{Clear}}{{Reflist}}
File:69119 - SoyBooru.png|Ruben sim in real life
</gallery>{{reflist}}

Latest revision as of 16:31, 21 August 2026

> You would have to be a complete RETARD to use your public alias on a porn website; <
Ruben Sim, in one of his videos after gone_fishinq leaked over him saying "retard"
rubey roob

Ruben Sim (Born: May 12, 1997) is a 'blox Youtuber and troll known for making Roblox videos, exposing pedophiles, living so rent free in the minds of furries that they pay him rent instead, and generating seetheralds from furfags and trannies. He also lurks the 'arty[1][2] and vaguely resembles Chudjak. He also uses 'jaks in his videos, such as bernd, and uses a lot of sharty slang in his videos.[2]

He was sued by Roblox for "terroristic threats". It was really because he exposed the rogue 'blox janny NobleDragon, one, for following a furry porn account on his public Xitter account.

Ever since then, he's been exposing more degenerates and 'p on 'blox causing him to get (((noticed))) and now he has furtrannies calling him "furphobic" and "transphobic" (even doe they're scared of him and not the other way around). However, he's too busy killing pedos to care.

Ruben exposed an autistic furcaca named JerseyFurry aka TapWrench aka Joseph Maggio in one of his YouTube videos which also features another zoophile in passing, Shreds the wolf.[3]

Why Ruben Sim is keyed🗝️

Ruben Sim is very well known for making Ro-Cleaner, a bot that tracked over 600,000 accounts found in Discord servers dedicated to condo games (Roblox sex games) and banned them from your server. This bot flagged over 600 gorillion users which generated Geggable Seethes. These seethes were from der 'cord jannies too as they banned the bot. He also made the EASI system, a system that bans and tracks over 500,000 flagged EPI accounts in their database. This is being used by over 200 of Roblox's most popular games, deterring pedophiles from entering their games.

Prior to that, Ruben Sim had a reputation for exposing big trannies like Onionbred, goy_fishinq's girlfriend, for their EPI acts. He is also known for his well structured, humour-rich trolling on gooners and shitter trannies, like pretending that he is making being a furry illegal which made a lot of furries leave some absolute gemerald seething and coping voicemails to the fake number he provided.[4] Ruben on stream called for "Total Pedophile Death & Total Lolicon Death" because afterwards "the world will be a glistening gemerald" on stream. Lastly he admitted as testimony EASI Programers have divine intellect and EASI is programed in HolyC.[5]

Ruben's Law

>HECKIN' ALT-RIGHT CHRONICALLY ONLINE INCEL RUBEN SIM EXPOSED MY GROOMING RING, DEPLOY ANOTHER EXPOSE ACCOUN-AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!

Every. Single. Time.

A law formed from pattern recognition that proves Ruben Sim detractors are always:

Often, some of these detractors will go out of xheir way to make an account on Xitter attempting to expose Ruben Sim, however it inevitably manages to backfire on xhem since xhey are retarded commiepedotroons with aids opsec. Sad!

Real footage of the assassination

The Failed Assassination of Ruben Sim

In late June of 2024, Ruben Sim was sideswiped by an SUV whilst riding his motorcycle, sending Ruben into a death wobble which knocked him out through his helmet before sliding directly into another car breaking many bones[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Due to being a keyed holy warrior of our Lord, Christ the King, he miraculously survived and made a full recovery at some point in mid-August. Whilst Snopes has not yet verified whether or not the driver intentionally hit him, due to Ruben’s efforts against Tranny grooming it is likely that it could have perpetrated by a ‘blox employee or troon, and taking into account that they both live in Tucson, Arizona, possibly even Giggly Goonclown xheirself.

A bit of his 'jak folder

Relation with the Sharty

Ruben Sim is both a soyteen and kiwi with several confirmed and unconfirmed sharty-related events below.

Ruben Sim saying "nigger" on the Sharty

During a PPH 0 hour, a thread was made by a chud asking soyteens to say the hard r if they get dubs or something. Ruben sim decided to actually do it and he said "i love nigger"

Why was it Ruben Sim?

  1. It was his voice
  2. It just was
  3. Trust me

He has also said nigga[6] and faggot[7] geg.

Participation in Operation Kikewaffen

Main article: Operation Kikewaffen

Ruben Sim has shown support for Operation Kikewaffen, having Grok-quoted Xitter randos alongside soyteens.

Inspiration for Operation Glistening Gemerald

Main article: Operation Glistening Gemerald

Ruben Sim stream on July 9th inspired and indirectly caused Operation Glistening Gemerald.

External links

Gallery

  • Gem although he never said this
    Gem although he never said this
  • Average Ruben sim fan cleansing the world for hyperborea
    Average Ruben sim fan cleansing the world for hyperborea
  • Ruben sim in real life
    Ruben sim in real life

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://archive.ph/dOMKg
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 "My Video Started a War"
  3. ↑ "Ranking Every Type of Roblox Player"
  4. ↑ "Making Furries Illegal"
  5. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Vt7zW0VoE
  6. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s0sLZ4oJA
  7. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QL3tcvBzQw
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