Team Fortress 2

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Team Fortress 2 is a free-to-play multiplayer shooter hat simulator made by Valve that both troons and chuds alike play. It has 9 playable classes or something, one of which (Soldier) was voiced by Rick May, an aryan transphobic racist. It was made in C++ since it uses Valve's Source Engine.

TF2 has effectively been abandoned by Valve and has zero development. A babybot-tier bot infestation nearly ACKed the game. While this has mostly been resolved, cheating is still a common problem.

Trolling

MEN!

Trolling in TF2 is easy and fun, since the game has been taken over by the autistic hordes (trannies and furries). These "people" do not like it when the game stops being wholesome 100 uncle dane trans rights fair and balanced r/196 r/tf2 ultrakill bara limp bizkit fempyro mods deltarune references and funny heckin wholesome taunts.^{[these types of people only play on troonfort and hightower or community servers doebeit]}. Killing friendlies can also generate quite a bit of seethe.

Identifying these players are easy, as they usually have faggy usernames and Steam icons, porn sprays and signs, and usually pink cosmetics. Xey usually main one of these 4 classes:

• Medic
• Pyro
• Spy
• Sniper

YWNBAW chat bind

Copy and paste the following text into a text editor and save it to Steam/steamapps/common/Team Fortress 2/tf/cfg/ywnbaw.cfg.

ywnbaw.cfg bind - YWNBAW0

alias YWNBAW0 "YWNBAW_Bind1;say You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind1 "bind - YWNBAW1"

alias YWNBAW1 "YWNBAW_Bind2;say You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind2 "bind - YWNBAW2"

alias YWNBAW2 "YWNBAW_Bind3;say All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind3 "bind - YWNBAW3"

alias YWNBAW3 "YWNBAW_Bind4;say Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind4 "bind - YWNBAW4"

alias YWNBAW4 "YWNBAW_Bind5;say Men are utterly repulsed by you. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind5 "bind - YWNBAW5"

alias YWNBAW5 "YWNBAW_Bind6;say Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind6 "bind - YWNBAW6"

alias YWNBAW6 "YWNBAW_Bind7;say Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind7 "bind - YWNBAW7"

alias YWNBAW7 "YWNBAW_Bind8;say And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, "

alias YWNBAW_Bind8 "bind - YWNBAW8"

alias YWNBAW8 "YWNBAW_Bind9;say he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind9 "bind - YWNBAW9"

alias YWNBAW9 "YWNBAW_Bind10;say You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, "

alias YWNBAW_Bind10 "bind - YWNBAW10"

alias YWNBAW10 "YWNBAW_Bind11;say but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind11 "bind - YWNBAW11"

alias YWNBAW11 "YWNBAW_Bind12;say Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, "

alias YWNBAW_Bind12 "bind - YWNBAW12"

alias YWNBAW12 "YWNBAW_Bind13;say and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved "

alias YWNBAW_Bind13 "bind - YWNBAW13"

alias YWNBAW13 "YWNBAW_Bind14;say that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind14 "bind - YWNBAW14"

alias YWNBAW14 "YWNBAW_Bind15;say They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, "

alias YWNBAW_Bind15 "bind - YWNBAW15"

alias YWNBAW15 "YWNBAW_Bind16;say and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind16 "bind - YWNBAW16"

alias YWNBAW16 "YWNBAW_Bind17;say Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind17 "bind - YWNBAW17"

alias YWNBAW17 "YWNBAW_Bind18;say This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. "

alias YWNBAW_Bind18 "bind - YWNBAW0"

In the same folder, open the file autoexec.cfg (create it if it doesn't exist) and add a new line: exec ywnbaw. Open the game, join a server, and press - every few seconds (you WILL NOT press it quickly or you'll get rate limited) to post the entire YWNBAW copypasta in chat.

Sprays

Decals and custom sprays are off by default in TF2. Keep in mind this change was made due to excessive amounts of porn, furry art, gore, and even 'p. Turn them on at your own discretion. If you play on community servers, your eyes will not be blessed.

>Heckin wholeso-ACK!

Try out this gemmy distance-fading spray I made. Place it somewhere players are likely to run at it from a distance, like the corner on 2fort between spawn and the battlements.

• https://files.catbox.moe/fxse7g.vtf
• https://files.catbox.moe/383b35.vmt

Download these two files and rename them to troon.vtf and troon.vmt respectively (it won't work if they don't have the same filename.) Then copy them both to tf/materials/vgui/logos. Open the game, go to options/multiplayer/spray and select it from the drop down list. Then press T to spray it in-game.

Decals

The decal tool is an item that allows you to decorate certain items with an image of your choice, with absolutely zero moderation. 'Teens have used this to great effect in past raids.

• Gemming up a twitch stream with a 'slot sign: https://pomf2.lain.la/f/9qg1hh2y.webm^[dead]
• Hitting a troon with a hanging troonjak in the kill cam (like in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Ngd0SW4i4)

Show off your pride with the Conscientious Objector

Votekicking

You can initiate votekicks against trannies to boot them from Casual servers. Try accusing them of being a hacker in chat to get brainless retards to mindlessly press F1.

Micspamming

Play gemmy songs, earrape, or AI TF2 character voices chudding it up over the microphone.

• (leaked unused soldier vs demoman domination voiceline)

History on the Sharty

The Sharty has its very own TF2 server called Soytopia.

Also, some other imageboards, such as Banty have a server called Kogasatopia. Many servers such as Uncletopia are typical troll sites for soyteens who trigger 'emmy reactions from trannies by calling them heckin slurs and saying the N word, who then get banned and resort to the lowest of the low for servers, most commonly, Skial 24/7 2Fort.

It has often been debated whether or not TF2 is troonslop due to it's high density of trannies in many servers, especially in 2fort, Dustbowl, and Hightower.

Various 'jak variants are based off of content from TF2 such as Selfish Little Fuck and Impdancer. You might recognize the body templates on several jaks being from le big and buff tf2 mercs video.

Jill

The 'za has been ordered.

Jill is a developer at Valve who "worked" on the game from 2014. Xhe is best known for making the Meet Your Match update, which intended to add competitive matchmaking but broke how TF2 is supposed to be played, and didn't even appeal to competitive players either. It is widely regarded as TF2's worst update. In July 2025, 9 years after MYM's release, Jill would be 'oxed by r/markiplier in the name of BringBackQuickplay.

r/TF2 WON

Xhe is also a Brony and is friends with self-admitted pedos btw if that matters.

Dox

Social Media Accounts

• Steam
• Reddit
• [https://www.linkedin.com/in/john-schoenick-12ab9352/^[dead] LinkedIn]
• Github
• [https://xcancel.com/nephyrin^[dead] Twitter]
• Facebook
• Valve contact page

Personal Information

• Aliases: Jill, Nephyrin
• Name: John David Schoenick
• Date of Birth: July 3, 1988 (38 years old)
• Sex: Male
• Address: 75 102nd Ave NE, Unit 505 Bellevue WA 98004
  • Previous Address(es):
    
  • 1136 NW 201St St, Shoreline, WA 98177
  • 10701 Main St UNIT 805, Bellevue, WA 98004
  • 669 W Nickerson St, Seattle, WA 98119
  • 2400 W El Camino Real UNIT 916, Mountain View, CA 94040
  • 5315 Cochran St UNIT 202, Simi Valley, CA 93063
  • 5325 Cochran St UNIT 208, Simi Valley, CA 93063
• Nationality:
• Email(s):
  
  • johns@valvesoftware.com
  • John.schoenick@gmail.com
  • john.schoenick@worldnet.att.net
  • john.schoenickxt8@worldnet.att.net
  • gjschoenicki33@yahoo.com
  • ijscholenick28@yahoo.com
  • qjschoenickj44@yahoo.com
  • johnschoenick@aol.com
  • john.schoenick@att.net
  • jschoenickt5@yahoo.com

• Phono(s):
  
  • (805) 323-6374
  • (949) 273-0776
  • (847) 345-7592
  • (248) 867-7798
  • (503) 314-5339
  • (847) 888-8129
  • (847) 888-8488
  • (337) 643-7780
  • (217) 345-7592
• Employment:
  
  • Valve Corporation
  • Mozilla
  • Wolfram Research
• Education: University of Illinois at Urbana - Champaign

Auxiliary Information

• Father:
  • Name: John Scott Schoenick
• Mother:
  • Name: Kathy Schoenick
• Sister:
  • Name: Carissa Schoenick
  • Address: 11121 Wachusett Rd Woodway, WA 98020
• Sister:
  • Name: Maddie Schoenick
  • Address: 404 Littleton Trl, Elgin, IL 60120

Sources:

• https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/john-schoenick_id_G1163876051527596788
• https://radaris.com/~John-Schoenick/1413147380

Emesis Blue

	THE FOLLOWING FEATURES SLOW-BURN, CHEAP JUMPSCARE FREE KINO!

Emesis Blue is a genre-defining, jumpscare free, slow burn, bone-chilling, spine-tingling gemerald of a feature film made entirely in Source Filmmaker. As a TF2 film made by Fortress Films, people commended it as a test in pushing Source Filmmaker to its limits, because people normally considered SFM as janky. The film is set on Halloween of 1968 during the fictional Gravel Wars between mercenaries hired by the companies of Builders League United (BLU) and Reliable Excavation Demolition (RED). The film follows a largely original plotline to its inspiration, rewriting elements of the story to present a more serious and grounded tone, but includes diegetic references to game mechanics like rocket jumping, the capture the flag game mode, and respawning, with a large part of the film's story focusing on a non-canonical "respawn machine" supposedly used in-universe to revive the mercenaries during fighting.

It has thrembillion views btw, if that matters.

See also

• TF2 Freaks
• Garry's Mod
• Left 4 Soy 2

• Minecraft
• Space Station 13