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This site is notorious for the colossal amount of [[goyslop]] ([[Even though|ev&oe]] its joowish [[Or something|o mishehu]]) it has, meaning that alot of [[Oldfag|adults]] use this app.
This site is notorious for the colossal amount of [[goyslop]] ([[Even though|ev&oe]] its joowish [[Or something|o mishehu]]) it has, meaning that alot of [[Oldfag|adults]] use this app.


Intensive studies conducted by Trustmebro Industries Corp. claim that Mark Zuckerberg is not the true creator of Facebook and that he is merely a sort of advertising mascot: the real creators of Facebook are elite Oral-B researchers with degrees in forensic psychocriminology hired by DARPA, the US department of research and development for cutting-edge weapons. The site itself is, in the case of Italy, the final version of Operation Gladio, with the ultimate goal of making the population generally stupid. In the case of the rest of the world, Facebook is supposed to be a continuation of Project Monarch (or MKUltra), conducted by the CIA in the 1960s and intended to ensure continued US hegemony over the world by substantially lowering the average global IQ thanks to this digital weapon of mass distraction.
[[Wordswordswords|Intensive studies conducted by Trustmebro Industries Corp. claim that Mark Zuckerberg is not the true creator of Facebook and that he is merely a sort of advertising mascot: the real creators of Facebook are elite Oral-B researchers with degrees in forensic psychocriminology hired by DARPA, the US department of research and development for cutting-edge weapons. The site itself is, in the case of Italy, the final version of Operation Gladio, with the ultimate goal of making the population generally stupid. In the case of the rest of the world, Facebook is supposed to be a continuation of Project Monarch (or MKUltra), conducted by the CIA in the 1960s and intended to ensure continued US hegemony over the world by substantially lowering the average global IQ thanks to this digital weapon of mass distraction.]]


Here are a list of things you can do in this terrible app:  
Here are a list of things you can do in this terrible app:  

Revision as of 21:59, 9 May 2026

>Though maybe you were looking for the people who are on this app?
Mazel tov! Facebook is Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
Warning!IT GLOWS.
Facebook is (((Jewish))).
It's jewish logo

(((Facebook))), also know as Glowbook, Transbook and Jewbook, is a photo-sharing and datamining platform owned by Meta where you can present yourself to strangers and share updates about your life, day and friends. This site is notorious for the colossal amount of goyslop (ev&oe its joowish o mishehu) it has, meaning that alot of adults use this app.

Intensive studies conducted by Trustmebro Industries Corp. claim that Mark Zuckerberg is not the true creator of Facebook and that he is merely a sort of advertising mascot: the real creators of Facebook are elite Oral-B researchers with degrees in forensic psychocriminology hired by DARPA, the US department of research and development for cutting-edge weapons. The site itself is, in the case of Italy, the final version of Operation Gladio, with the ultimate goal of making the population generally stupid. In the case of the rest of the world, Facebook is supposed to be a continuation of Project Monarch (or MKUltra), conducted by the CIA in the 1960s and intended to ensure continued US hegemony over the world by substantially lowering the average global IQ thanks to this digital weapon of mass distraction.

Here are a list of things you can do in this terrible app:

Relations to pedophiles

Many pedophiles use this app, meaning soyteens can easily datamine and 'ox them because Jewbook is secretly a datamining CIA glowing honeypot disguised as social media, just like incels.is.

History

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Facebook was created by Mark Zuckerberg back in 2004, its objective being a famous social media like MySpace (at its time, now its the deadest nigger baby) and an exclusive directory for Harvard students to create and share photos, known initially as "TheFaceBook"

Exclusivity

Only people with .harvard.edu could join this niggerhell, later expanding to other universities, and then the public.

Purpose

Designed to create foster personal relationships with colleges by providing a digital space for social media.

Creation

It was created specifically by 4 amerimutts:[ev&oe Saverin is a Brapzilian Jew] Mark, Chris Hughes,(((Dustin Moskovitz))), and Eduardo Saverin.

Notable people on this app

  • Basically any parent in existence

See also

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