Ribbon

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This nigga has AssburgersPlease remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!

Ribbon, also known as George Floyd Smart Negroid, Obsessed chilean, Dolls son and formerly Pink Chud is a Chilean mutt namefag from 2024 originating from both /soy/. First known for making drawfag request threads on /soy/, having a recognizable typing style, and being a valid latinx wxmxn.

Origin as namefag

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Xe initially was recognized for making nightly drawfag threads on /soy/, and self inserting as Impish Soyak Ears. Xe started being known as Ribbon after angering Terry Crews with xer constant mutt cattywiping, which made Terry spam an image of Colored Meximutt, rambling about the obsessed chilean and quoting people with phrases relating to takis and brapping.

After a month of shitflinging, 4 people were given colored names during Nudev's goodbye event, which included xer being given a pink name, along with 3 other people (including gapelee who larped as iShowSpeed during the event, and rainhat, a Soybooru namefag). 2 people had their colored names removed, however, pink chud and blue chud remained with their colors, up until when Mustard's position as manager was revealed, blue's name was removed, while pink still remained due to the janny cabals choice.

The pink name stayed for 2 months, which was kept by Mud via hardware identification, making it so using VPNs and removing cookies wouldn't remove the pink name. It was later removed during the second namefag ban wave of /soy/. Many theorized Ribbon was actually an undercover janny and willingly kept the pink name and pretended to not know how to remove it so xe could namefag. This is NOT TRUE and you VILL CEASE ALL RESEARCH.

Xe is now anonymously active on /soy/ and the shlog and ceased namefagging activity on the Sharty. "She" claims to be white yet "her" ESL isn't very convincing. Xe also wishes to have this page deleted (do not delete it), because it makes xim blush or whatever.

On her blog, she constantly talks about her various mental illnesses. She also got raped, we know this because she admitted it, make sure to remind her that she got RAPED because that's funny as FUCK KEEEEEEK. < meds

Achievements

• Creating Sharty Forever.

• Assisted in the doxx of known pedophile Minus8.

• Being janny's favorite pet.

• Sinking Chile.

• Getting a gem pass revoked for posting TND on /soy/.
• Having the most vantabrown skin tone on Earth.

Other Shit

• Claims to want to immigrate to the USA.

• Has a single father that's IAS.

• Her favorite color is pink (shocking).
• Has ass burgers.
• Named xerself Ribbon because she wears a ribbon on xer head.