United States or something

>Though maybe you were looking for Amerimutt?

This burger is NOT about Europoors or anything.Shart in NO page revision for the AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.

United States is ARYANbtw, if that matters

>Imagine being a fascist dictatorship with gun crime... can't relate

>Ronald McDonald is my president or however the chicken is fried

The United States of America is a country in North America bordering Canada and Mexico. It is home to wypipo, #hoodgang, and natives. It has 50 states or something. ~~Since January 20, 2025 'teens have been in control~~ No that is NOT true you WILL not be investigating this any further soyim.

History

In the 1600's, Puritan 'bongs colonized most of the burguers in North America, and fought with the other europoors to keep control of the area, then proceeded to tax McDonalds which resulted in a revolution and the independence of the United States in July 4th, 1776 or something.

The US began expanding towards the west so they could build a starbucks in Los Angeles, starting with buying Louisiana from Napoleon. 'bongs did not liked this so they BTFO'd America again in 1812 but spared a Subway restaurant or however the sandwich is burnt. There was also the Monroe doctrine where McDonalds could build somewhere else other than American lands.

Mexico dropped California and Texas after a war with Ronald McDonald or something. The northern states were starting to adapt to the BNWO while crackers in the south were still buck breaking niggers, so them north wypipo killed sum confederate ass for dat BBC kangz evandoe the KKK avenged them.

In the end of the 19th century, America liberated Rich Port and Cube from Spain so they got the good old freedom they deserve. Teddy Roosevelt became president in 1901 and he's like a teddy bear or something, then his son and Truman raped the heccin evil bigot in Yurup for the second time because the Japs

After WW2 there was a race with the Soviet Union where both would compete who launched more rockets to space and did crazy science with aliens and nuclear bombs to blow the world. But the tankies gave up in 1991 so the US is currently Earth's top superpower ~~alongside China~~.

On September 11th, 2001 Osama Bin Laden flew some planes to a couple of buildings in Manhattan and the twin towers got hit, serving as a justification to free Iraq and other arab states like Afghanistan where we killed Osama, thanks to our TBP kang. Then President TRVMP was elected in 2016 and the soyboys were leaky, but defeated by Joe Biden in 2020, but reelected in 2024, who is now defending (((QVR GREATEST ALLIES|))) against Iran.

Then on October 8th, 2026, all of the colored people disappeared, and America became the whitest country on earth, the end.

States

There are a total 50 states in the United States.

Alabama or however the college football game is watched.
Alaska or however (You) can see Russia from somewhere.
Arizona or however the cactus judges you.
Arkansas or however Walmart is founded.
California or however the rent is increased.
Colorado or however the mountain is climbed.
Connecticut or however the rich guy moves to New York.
Delaware or however the corporation is incorporated.
Florida or however the alligator enters the backyard.
Georgia or however the peaches are eaten.
Hawaii or however the tourist says "aloha" incorrectly.
Idaho or however the potato is harvested.
Illinois or however Chicago decides the election.
Indiana or however the race car goes fast.
Iowa or however the corn is grown.
Kansas or however the tornado is spotted.
Kentucky or however the fried chicken is cooked.
Louisiana or however the swamp creature is seen.
Maine or however the lobster is caught.
Maryland or however the crab is eaten.
Massachusets or however the Boston guy has an opinion.
Michigan or however the car is repaired.
Minnesota or however the Somalian scams you.
Mississippi or however the statistics put us last place in every living standard.
Missouri or however you have to show them.
Montana or however nobody is around.
Nebraska or however more corn is grown.
Nevada or however the money is gambled.
New Hampshire or however the libertarian appears.
New Jersey or however the highway toll is paid.
New Mexico or however the alien is investigated.
New York or however the pizza slice is folded.
North Carolina or however the barbecue argument begins.
North Dakota or however the person asks where North Dakota is.
Ohio or however the meme becomes incomprehensible.
Oklahoma or however the tornado returns.
Oregon or however Portland gets weird.
Pennsylvania or however the Amish buggy passes.
Rhode Island or however the state is somehow smaller than your neighborhood.
South Carolina or however the beach is visited.
South Dakota or however Mount Rushmore watches.
Tennessee or however the country music starts playing.
Texas or however everything is bigger.
Utah or however the golden tablets are discovered.
Vermont or however the maple syrup is poured.
Virginia or however the history lesson begins.
Washington or however the coffee is consumed.
West Virginia or however the country road takes you home.
Wisconsin or however the cheese is consumed.
Wyoming or however the state disappears from the conversation.