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Revision as of 22:27, 21 January 2025
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The Race War of January 2025 was an event on the Schlog, created by DOLL, designed to divide and conquer the Soyjak Blog. Jannies assigned users 1 of 3 threat levels: Green, Yellow, and Red.
How the event works
On January 17th 2025, DOLL created a thread called "Threat Level Assessment" where schloggers who sent messages in said chat would get their "Threat level assessed" by DOLL. Schloggers would get rated into their separate teams:
- Threat Level greens were the least threatening, but had the most team members. They would get a regular prize
- Threat level yellows for slightly threatening, who had a decent amount of schloggers under their belt. They would get a better prize.
- Threat level reds were the most threatening and dangerous, but had the fewest members overall. Red would get the best prize.
Anyone who did not (or refused to) get their threat level assessed were left the default Blue colour. Pink team was a single person team entirely comprised of only Jimbo, as transgenders weren't allowed to compete.
The harder it was to win said games, the better the prize at the end was. Afterwards the last standing player would receive the ultimate prize out of all the teams. Unfortunately there were way too many instances where schloggers would say "Give it to me" to get rated. Normal people just said "I'll roll" instead.
For the first half of the competition, each day of voting would cause the two highest voted for threat levels to lose members. The highest voted team would lose 10 members, and the second most voted for team would lose 5 members. The least voted for team would lose no members. Regardless of what colour you were, you could still vote for any team you wanted, even your own team. Even if teams lost members they could still make a comeback due to the multiple voting days.
When a voting day was done, the two highest voted for teams would have members randomly selected by DOLL, and then became "neutralized". They could still vote and participate but they weren't officially part of a team anymore.
Before the event
Most people had no clue what threat levels meant as Doll wasn't revealing too much about the event. It actually wasn't considered to even be an event because most people just assumed that Doll was giving everyone coloured names for the sake of it. Red names were feared as they came out. Many people who had gotten the threat level green or yellow ranking tried to lobby and ask for a better ranking, yet nobody's ranking would change. Schlogteens instantly turned on one another and began race warring without Doll even saying anything about the event. Greens were considered harmless surfs and slaves, while yellows and reds were put on top of the proto-food chain. The map to the left was created before the event was announced, so it doesn't apply that much to later dates. Threat level hyperborean does not exist chud, keep moving. Racemixing was forbidden, though it was never enforced. As the day went on more information came out, such as it was an event. A popup on the bottom left of the page appeared, warning that everyone must get their threat level assessed before it was too late. Neutral flags were created in hopes of making some sort of alliance between threat levels to no avail.
Combatants
Threat level Green
Known Greencacas
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Threat level Yellow
Known YellowTroons
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Threat level Red
Known RedSpergs
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First day
The first day saw mainly Red and Green against eachother with the two teams getting almost all of the votes. While Green was busy gloating in the threads, yellow and reds were not as present. Team ups were offered with many agreeing that Red and Yellow weren't the real threat as green's numbers needed to be cut down as soon as possible. Yellows for most of the day had a ton of the votes since almost all of their members were being too lax. Blues and greens got into a fight causing some negative green shift that caused some realization that the prize green might get if they win is pretty much worthless. Greens all decided that taking out the big yellow first was top priority over red, as they saw little challenge in red's capabilities.
Second Day
Threat levels
Below is the explanation and galleries of the aforementioned threat levels.
Threat level red
Threat Level Red were the most tactical of the groups despite their low numbers compared to other factions. Reds would get the best prize if they won due to the amount of strategy and planning they'd need to utilize due to their relatively low member size. Reds created the most OC's and 'Tosses out of any faction. Cobson was the mascot of threat level red due to the 'ki article "The Day the 'Log Bled". Reds had the most thriving thread created with it getting the most replies. Greens did try and assault said thread, only for it to prove fruitless. Due to their relatively low numbers the other threat levels regarded reds as unimportant enough to go against in the first day of votes. Reds were called a variety of names like "redtards, redophiles, and commies". It didn't help that notorious pedophile former janny Red was called red as other teams tried to use that to their advantage. Luckily that didn't stick very well and other names were used more often.
A redCHAD wrote this bone chilling, spine tingling, genre redefining, soul stealing, green destroying, gemerald copypasta based off that book called black future:
The year is 2045. The Schlog lives under RED RULE. All nonred males are sissified. Femanons live to serve RED COMMISSARS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Schlog's RED FUTURE.
Jimbo remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued sterilizers, the institution of corporatism, weekly blood sacrifices, and mandatory collectivization. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Pinkunomachi, where he hides his beloved Niko bodypillow from the clutches of the brutal Red Army.As musclebound chekists prowl the countryside searching for fertile ex-pooners, Jimbo will stop at nothing to protect his sweet pillow's purity. In his green-and-yellow wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Jimbo gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Red alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Jimbo prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.Acclaimed author and pro domme Teresa Crews presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The RED SVERKHLYUDI have their way with the Queer of the Year's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Red Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of RED FUTURE, the first book in Teresa Crews' brand new series.
During a slow time in the event on the second day, a redCHAD went up and took a video of xim spreading threat level red propaganda all over Giggly goonclown's house and car. Only a true dedicated team member of the redCHADS could pull this off with such ease.
Threat level yellow
Yellows were the most laid back of the threat levels, not pushing too hard for a win. While they did create some OC's and 'Tosses they were limited in number. A lot of yellows wished to become red. No thread was created for yellows as it seemed almost all of them were taking vacations instead of trying to win. Despite popular belief, pickle chink is not the mascot for the yellow team. After awhile on the second day the yellows only thread was created for yellows but wasn't used very often.
Threat level green
Threat level greens were considered the most numerous of the factions, although despite this also considered braindead. Their sheer numbers were labeled "the green wave", a hypothetical green sweep that would dominate the polls. They denied a red wave of even existing but forgot Trump got elected. The green only chat existed, although frequent red raids and interference was present. Green's mostly fought with yellows, although infighting and self-voting were present. Greens were often called Zombies, "greentards", and "Kiwis". They called their own thread "the grove" too. Greens are the most numerous out of all the colors and WILL win. There is nothing dangerpedos can due do to being to damn outnumbered. Its almost a joke to see this disproportionate matchup of voting power. They will NEVER beat us grARYANS. The schlog is a GREEN ONLY zone, redPEDOS and yellowNIGGERS will go to the chambers and camps.
Threat level blue
People on the Blue team were considered the peace makers and pacifists, as most who didn't get their threat level assessed felt that the whole event was dumb, or a ploy by the jannies to turn Schloggers against eachother. They were ineffective though as most people didn't care about their protests. Schloggers often referred to them as the "Blue Team", "White Team", or "Neutral team" They would receive no prizes and did not compete, but they were still allowed to vote. Neutral grounds were created in hopes that all the threat levels didn't fight anymore, yet nobody actually typed in said thread. A neutral flag was created trying to be as neutral as possible. Multiple efforts were also created to team up to kill Froot, yet it ended up not going very far.
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Red gallery
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Muscular Chud with a Ruby Shirt
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Their true colours
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RubyKuz 'toss
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geeeeeeeg this was made by us greenBVLLS to show you getting CUCKED. You might as well throw in the towel if you want to say you made this geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg.
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Yellow 'toss made by
redsgreens -
Promised land of the RedCHADS
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Dem beats
Yellow Gallery
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Behold the yellow
Green Gallery
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Greenstone winter
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Anti-Red 'toss
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The "Green Wave"
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Greens and Reds against Yellows
Unaffiliated/Blue Gallery
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Freinds 4 evah
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map made before the event began
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Feral blue
