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This site is notorious for the colossal amount of [[goyslop]] ([[Even though|ev&oe]] its joowish [[Or something|o mishehu]]) it has, meaning that alot of [[Oldfag|adults]] use this app. | This site is notorious for the colossal amount of [[goyslop]] ([[Even though|ev&oe]] its joowish [[Or something|o mishehu]]) it has, meaning that alot of [[Oldfag|adults]] use this app. | ||
Here are a list of things you can do in this terrible app: | Intensive studies conducted by Trustmebro Industries Corp. claim that Mark Zuckerberg is not the true creator of Facebook and that he is merely a sort of advertising mascot: the real creators of Facebook are elite Oral-B researchers with degrees in forensic psychocriminology hired by DARPA, the US department of research and development for cutting-edge weapons. The site itself is, in the case of Italy, the final version of Operation Gladio, with the ultimate goal of making the population generally stupid. In the case of the rest of the world, Facebook is supposed to be a continuation of Project Monarch (or MKUltra), conducted by the CIA in the 1960s and intended to ensure continued US hegemony over the world by substantially lowering the average global IQ thanks to this digital weapon of mass distraction. | ||
Here are a list of things you can do in this terrible app: | |||
* Post videos, photos and life statuses | * Post videos, photos and life statuses | ||
* [[Quote|Rulecucking]] your [[Shit nobody cares about|SNCA]] group | *[[Quote|Rulecucking]] your [[Shit nobody cares about|SNCA]] group | ||
* [[Retard|Put your full info]] | *[[Retard|Put your full info]] | ||
* Get your braincells melted by scrolling thru [[Goyslop|AI-generated videos]] daily | *Get your braincells melted by scrolling thru [[Goyslop|AI-generated videos]] daily | ||
* [[Doxing|Get 'oxed by the Sharty]] | *[[Doxing|Get 'oxed by the Sharty]] | ||
=== Relations to pedophiles === | === Relations to pedophiles === | ||
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==== Creation ==== | ==== Creation ==== | ||
It was created [[Shit nobody cares about|specifically]] by 4 amerimutts:{{CitationNeeded|ev&oe Saverin is a Brapzilian Jew}} Mark, [[Nophono|Chris Hughes,{{Echoes|Dustin Moskovitz}}, and Eduardo Saverin]]. | It was created [[Shit nobody cares about|specifically]] by 4 amerimutts:{{CitationNeeded|ev&oe Saverin is a Brapzilian Jew}} Mark, [[Nophono|Chris Hughes,{{Echoes|Dustin Moskovitz}}, and Eduardo Saverin]]. | ||
== Notable people on this app == | == Notable people on this app == | ||
* [[Your mom]] | *[[Your mom]] | ||
* [[Your dad]] | *[[Your dad]] | ||
* [[Your grandma]] | *[[Your grandma]] | ||
* Mark Zuckerberg | * Mark Zuckerberg | ||
* [[CIA]] | *[[CIA]] | ||
* Basically any parent in existence | *Basically any parent in existence | ||
* [[Jews|DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ]]! | *[[Jews|DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ]]! | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[Datamining]] | *[[Datamining]] | ||
* [[Doxing]] | *[[Doxing]] | ||
* [[The_Ultimate_Doxing_Guide#Useful_accounts_cheat_sheet]] | *[[The_Ultimate_Doxing_Guide#Useful_accounts_cheat_sheet]] | ||
* [[Phoneplier]], a gemmy subvariant that originated on Facebook | *[[Phoneplier]], a gemmy subvariant that originated on Facebook | ||
Revision as of 11:11, 9 May 2026
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(((Facebook))), also know as Glowbook, Transbook and Jewbook, is a photo-sharing and datamining platform owned by Meta where you can present yourself to strangers and share updates about your life, day and friends. This site is notorious for the colossal amount of goyslop (ev&oe its joowish o mishehu) it has, meaning that alot of adults use this app.
Intensive studies conducted by Trustmebro Industries Corp. claim that Mark Zuckerberg is not the true creator of Facebook and that he is merely a sort of advertising mascot: the real creators of Facebook are elite Oral-B researchers with degrees in forensic psychocriminology hired by DARPA, the US department of research and development for cutting-edge weapons. The site itself is, in the case of Italy, the final version of Operation Gladio, with the ultimate goal of making the population generally stupid. In the case of the rest of the world, Facebook is supposed to be a continuation of Project Monarch (or MKUltra), conducted by the CIA in the 1960s and intended to ensure continued US hegemony over the world by substantially lowering the average global IQ thanks to this digital weapon of mass distraction.
Here are a list of things you can do in this terrible app:
- Post videos, photos and life statuses
- Rulecucking your SNCA group
- Put your full info
- Get your braincells melted by scrolling thru AI-generated videos daily
Relations to pedophiles
Many pedophiles use this app, meaning soyteens can easily datamine and 'ox them because Jewbook is secretly a datamining CIA glowing honeypot disguised as social media, just like incels.is.
History
Facebook was created by Mark Zuckerberg back in 2004, its objective being a famous social media like MySpace (at its time, now its the deadest nigger baby) and an exclusive directory for Harvard students to create and share photos, known initially as "TheFaceBook"
Exclusivity
Only people with .harvard.edu could join this niggerhell, later expanding to other universities, and then the public.
Purpose
Designed to create foster personal relationships with colleges by providing a digital space for social media.
Creation
It was created specifically by 4 amerimutts:[ev&oe Saverin is a Brapzilian Jew] Mark, Chris Hughes,(((Dustin Moskovitz))), and Eduardo Saverin.
Notable people on this app
- Your mom
- Your dad
- Your grandma
- Mark Zuckerberg
- CIA
- Basically any parent in existence
See also
- Datamining
- Doxing
- The_Ultimate_Doxing_Guide#Useful_accounts_cheat_sheet
- Phoneplier, a gemmy subvariant that originated on Facebook
