Israel/Israeli perspective

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Israel, also known as the Land of Israel, Palestine (GOYIM WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST), the Holy Land, and today's State of Israel, is the ancient Jewish homeland in the Levant. This is the glorious ancient homeland of the Jewish people, where they gave the world the Bible, and where Jesus was born and crucified.

In 1948, David Ben-Gurion declared independence and the Jewish state was reborn.^🗝️

History (WARNING: BORING)

Moses led the slaves of Egypt to the land of Israel to fulfill God's covenant with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, to free the chosen people and establish a great nation, as stated in Exodus and proven by archeological research despite (((Atheists))) claiming otherwise. When Moses came to Israel, he abandoned the Israelites, and for some fucking reason they started worshipping a Golden Calf, which made God angry to the point he send a plague to them, Moses also told Levites to kill the 3000 Israelites responsible and broke the tablets of the Ten Commandments, thus breaking the Old Covenant. God forgave the Israelites after Moses pleaded. God also revealed his name to Moses (I AM). Many pagan tribes were defeated and destroyed after the Israelites fully conquered the Land of Israel and for long time, the jews lived there, and wrote the Torah and the Tanakh, although they were far from being sinless. Later Jesus came to the world, got Crucified for The Sins of Man. Gentile AND Jew and despite The Sins and Disobedience of the Jews they Are Still Beloved and Cherished By God

Anyways back to Israeli history. The exodus happened and the Israelites who inhabited the land of Israel later became the Jews, they lived for hundreds of years in different periods until the Romans suppressed the revolts in Judea and kicked the Jews out of Israel, beginning thus the long history of Jews migrating around the world. It started with migrations across the Middle East (Yes, the Middle East was Jewish before Islam) until some retarded Arab sandnigger Muhammad made up an entire religion to justify rape, 'p, terrorism, genocide and BBC porn.

Later Turkroaches conquered the land until 1917, when the British occupied Palestine alongside Jewish soldiers, in order to establish a temporary mandate that would lead to the inevitable reunification and restoration of Israel as an independent State. This was because during the 19th century, certain Jewish thinkers like Theodor Herzl, Siegmund Freud (yes, the one who fucks your mom) and Ze'ev Jabotinsky were interested on the establishment of a Jewish state in Palestine. This led to the creation of Zionism, a philosophy that argues that Jews deserve an independent state in the Holy Land. Yes, that's right, it's not anything more profound than that, in fact [[You|(YOU])] might be a Zionist without noticing, even if you support a 2-state solution. Zionism had many variants, but the most important were and are:

• Labour Zionism: Zionism + Marxism, basically niggerhell. Popular because many Jews were (sadly) Bolsheviks and socialists. Wanted a wholesome multicultural socialist paradise with faggots, Jews and Arabs living together under equality and equity.

• Revisionist Zionism: Ze'ev Jabotinsky was the founding father of this ideology. Ze'ev was a Ukrainian Jew who was strongly pro-capitalism, admired Mussolini and Hitler in leadership aspects (EXCEPT FOR THE HECKIN' HOLLY) and argued that a socialist Jewish state would fall itself apart due to the lack of vision for a homogenous, merit based, military strong society. After the 6-day war and the 1973 Yom-Kippur war, the country shifted further right to adopt Revisionist Zionism, to the point that today Israel has the highest right wing vote share in a Parliament in the Free World. Menachem Begin was the first Revisionist Zionist president, and he deregulated the economy, privatized many public companies, reduced spending, and further invested in a strong military in order to fight the PLO.

Culture (YOU will care now after the previous SNCA)

The culture of Israel is Jewish (Obviously). They have their own calendar, and as of 2026, in Israel the official ear is 5786 (beginning of the year) and the next, 5787 (end of the year) begins by autumn. The culture despite being Middle Eastern, is also severely influenced by EVROVRYAN CULTURE which gives Israel a more "civilization amongst barbarians" feel. Most of the architecture in cities like Tel-Aviv, Jaffa, Haifa and West Jerusalem is influenced by British, Roman, Ottoman and French architecture. There is also a lot of arab culture (they make up 21% of the country) but its largely related to food and Israeli patriots thankfully never let Arab culture negatively influence their identity, but they kept the food which is good or something.

List of national days:

• Shabbat (Every Sunday): A BORING holiday for joblessfags in which most jews don't work and instead stay in their house or kibbutz basically doing NOTHING, but most reform Jews and arabs don't celebrate it so they end up being the only ones working during that day.
• Rosh Hashanah: New Year's celebration but with Hebrew Calendar, it's the most celebrated (obviously) among Jews and most activities consist in eating with fellow Jews pomegranates, honey, wine for kiddush and Apples. DO NOT MISS A CELEBRATION if you travel to Israel.
• Yom Kippur: A September / October festivity in which jews repent and atone their sins (in their own way) in the last day of Tishrei, and reflect their lives and set goals to improve themselves. Jews pray on the Kotel (le wall according to chuds) and more SNCA prayers and practices I won't mention

Religion

• Judaism: Obviously, it is the largest religion in the entire country since many of its civilians are Jewish.
• Christianity: Although some jews remained in Israel for thousands of years, the crusades and Christian influence had an important influence on the land and therefore the nation. There are only 1.8% Christians, but they are the second fastest demographic group, and most of them are Arab of Greek Orthodox and Melkite Catholic denominations. It's the safest country for Christians in the middle east, due to the government allowing Christians to hold political positions, military service, build churches and Christian schools, and also protection from Islamic terrorism. However, it's not perfect because Christian schools need to be privately funded, because Netanyahu is retarded and he only funds Jewish and Muslim schools, (although Christians have good financial stability and can afford education, and they also make up the highest literate group in the nation), and also suffer from some public harassment from Ultra-Orthodox and [[Chudjak{far-right jews]], and also Mudslimes. There is a very small Protestant minority, most of them Anglican Arabs influenced by British Rule and American Evangelicalcals who migrated to Israel because they really think it's necessary for Christ to Return GEEEEEEEEEEG.
• Pisslam: For some fucking reason Israel didn't ban Islam, and in fact allows Islam to exist in the country, as well as halal slaughter, and the Al-Aqsa Mosque on top of the Temple Mount. They are mostly Anti-Zionist and behind most terror attacks in Israel and pogroms against Jewish residents, altough there is a small Zionist minority (but it doesn't matter because even without the antisemitism Pisslam is niggerbabble)(ev&oe Pisslam is Still Retarded Niggerbabble Even Without the Antisoymitism). They also have political influence that leads Israel on being way too soft on Islamism despite westerners thinking otherwise.

Holy sites

Judaism

• The Temple Mount
• The Kotel or Western Wall if you are a faggot
• Old City of Hebron (Judea and Samaria area, city full of violence due to "apartheid")

Christianity:

• Church of the Holy Sepulchre, the real and confirmed location of Jesus tomb and crucifixion site, and aligned with the Greek Orthodox Church, Roman Catholic Church, and other Catholic denominations in the Middle East.
• Church of Nativity in Bethlehem, under Palestinian Authority, it's the church built in Jesus's birthplace, controversial due to being the target of both Hamas and IDF attacks during the Iron Swords War.
• Nazareth, the city where Jesus lived
• Jordan River, where Jesus was baptized, administered by Palestinian Authority, Israeli Administered Area C, State of Israel and Kingdom of Jordan

Islam:

• Mosque of Al-Aqsa, the most controversial place in the entire country, Muslims claim when they take over Jerusalem, Their Version of Jesus will return there. (HE WON'T GEG)

Cities

• Jerusalem: the holiest city of Abrahamic faiths, and the de facto capital of Israel
• Tel-Aviv: A city built by Jewish settlers besides the Old City of Jaffa, born of the dream of a Jewish state, and designed to be the West's last great city, a culmination of European and Jewish Culture. It's the de jure capital and the financial capital of Israel, as well as one of the world's largest microchips, technology, finance and (((banking))) centers, where most of your GPUs are made btw. It's Also The City With The Most Faggots and Trannies Due to (((Reform Jews))) Being the Majority
• Nazareth: It's The City Where Jesus Christ The Messiah was From