Ukraine

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Ukraine, also known as (((Khazaria))) or Jewkraine or The Fourth Reich according to Russia, is a country in Eastern Europe and the home of 'booru namefags Wordsalot and (former namefag) YaroslavTV. Redditors are obsessed with it because Russia invaded it which is an attack our our heckin democracy or something. They are led by a Jew named (((Vladimir Alexandrovich Zelensky))). But it might be a gem country because Nikocado Avocado is from there. Also Semen Hitler was from Ukraine. Their national catchphrase is «Слава Україні! Героям слава!» and they used to constantly spam it on the sharty. Russians seethe about Ukraine because obsessed Amerimutts and Europoors won’t let them invade a country almost 30 times smaller than them.

As far as Ukraine's relations to the Soysphere go: Nikocado Avocado is of Ukrainian heritage (but he is not culturally related due to moving to the United States as a child do adoption, due to xis parents dying in Chernobyl), Ukropson is the Ukrainian cousin of Cobson, and one of the greatest snitches and enemies of the sharty, Mariofeds, is likely of Ukrainian heritage. Also some have suggested Mustard, who is Russian, is partially of Ukrainian heritage, as many of them are (and vice versa).

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History

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Ukraine was first an independent country in 1917 after declaring independence from Russia as the Ukrainian People's Republic led by Mikhail Sergeyevich Grushevsky. In 1922 the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic was founded and a part of the Soviet Union. During World War II, most of them were Communist due to being part of the Soviet Union, but some of them were nationalists who sided with the Nazis in the hopes of gaining independence. The Ukrainian nationalists were led by someone named Stepan Andreyevich Bandera, but after the war xhe was murdered by the KGB in Germany. It became independent from the Soviet Union in 1991, under president Leonid Makarovich Kravchuk. The second president, Leonid Danilovich Kuchma, pursued closer relations with Russia, however his successor Viktor Andreyevich Yushchenko would undo this by pursuing closer ties to NATO. In 2013, Viktor Fyodorovich Yanukovich who was pro-Russia, refused to sign the Association Agreement between the EU and Ukraine, leading to mass protests against his rule, ending with his overthrow in 2014. Another leader Pyotr Alekseyevich Poroshenko, who was extremely obsessed and seething at Russia, emerged as the president (after acting president Alexander Valentinovich Turchinov). In 2019, their current president Vladimir Alexandrovich Zelensky, who is Jewish, was elected, who ran on a platform of peace with Russia. He was previously a Russian-language comedian. However, Ukraine was invaded by Russia in 2022 again. Russians initially had success fighting the Ukrainians but faced fierce resistance from the Ghost of Kiev, Samyuil Hydenko and the strongest Ukrainian soldier, Nicholas Perry, leading to prolonged fighting and partial (or total depending on time of viewing) Slav death. Another significant breakthrough for Ukraine was that it outperformed Just Stop Oil in every way by actually destroying Russian refineries instead of splashing canned tomatoes on the Mona Lisa.

In 2024, in the capital city of Kiev, Soycon Ukraine was held.

In 2025, a Ukrainian woman, Irina Stanislavovna Zarutskaya, was murdered by a victim of socioeconomic disadvantages on a train in North Carolina, United States.

What can you do in Ukraine?

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  • Xheir president, Vladimir Zelenskyi.
    Xheir president, Vladimir Zelenskyi.
  • The average ukrARYAN.
    The average ukrARYAN.
  • Ukropson as 'cado
    Ukropson as 'cado
  • Krutoy.
    Krutoy.
  • Ukraine HOI4 focus tree
    Ukraine HOI4 focus tree
  • Not nazis btw
  • geg
    geg

See also

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Ukraine is part of a series on
Countries of the Soysphere
Miscellaneous[+]

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  1. ↑ this is actually a real thing btw
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