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=== THE DEATH OF SOYHRAT ===
=== THE DEATH OF SOYHRAT ===
[[File:End of soyhrat.mp4|thumb|The last seconds of Soyhrat]]
On 23/05/2026, at approximately 19:00 UTC, the town claim for Soyhrat on play.sovereignmc.net was deleted. This was after the 'cord server locked down all the channels and banned all the 'teens from the 'cord.
On 23/05/2026, at approximately 19:00 UTC, the town claim for Soyhrat on play.sovereignmc.net was deleted. This was after the 'cord server locked down all the channels and banned all the 'teens from the 'cord.



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Keep in mind when joining, do not get too chuddy, ESPECIALLY in global chat.

Soyhrat was a Soy Minecraft colony formed formerly on the Minecraft server, EarthMC, and later SovereignMC. It's primary larp gimmick was to be an INDIAN SUPERPOOPER #1 2070 that will BTFO all trannies in the Eastern Hemisphere. The colony has been known for it's many controversies among the players of the aforementioned Minecraft servers, including dropping TRVKES about India, being excessively annoying, "talking to much", etc. The colony was still somewhat new, so it isn't fleshed out in it's history yet.


We send brotherly greetings to the Soyhrat warriors still around on EarthMC and to all others carrying on the Soyhrati spiriti, wherever they may be.

Indo Aryan gem

SOYHRAT IS NEVER LOST! LONG LIVE SOYHRAT!

History

EarthMC & Server Seeking (First Colony)

🔒 This colony has run it's course. 🔒

First Day

Soyhrat was founded on May 18th, 2026 by a 'teen named M4x_Goldberg and pioneered by him, Wagtfry, and a few others including but not limited to CobsonTALKS. The colony was quick to take shape and gained newGODS rapidly, who quickly provided value in building gemmy structures. The first few hours were turbulent and lots of things were created, such as the Toilet Meeting Hall in the center of the town, the public loo, and some chud's all cobblestone house; however, all momentum quickly died down as a majority of 'teen left because of their low-attention spans and "being busy with life" or whatnot. After this period, the remaining 'teens would continue building and increasing quality of life in the brand new Indian colony so it wouldn't look like the San Francisco slums, as well as providing gold to expand the colony.

SHARTY

In the same, day some obsessed faggot name "rop" would make another town directly to the south of Soyhrat named SHARTY. It's characterized by it's leader being a BBC gooner and making shitty looking structures. This was renamed to the "/pol/" district and, in reaction, Soyhrat into the "/soy/" district.

The Lightest Shoah

After completing a few strutures and tasks, soycolonists would embark on completely raping EarthMC faggots with truth and logic on why India will always be white. It was fun for seemingly both sides until a lone janny shouted "Y'ALL CAN'T BEHAVE" and began warning as well as muting 'teens. 3-4 'teens would be massacred by this horrific event, and it will never be forgotten. Jannies in the EarthMC server are the typical example of power-hungry Minecraft tranitors as you can tell.

The Actual Shoah

Because of the previous trolling, EarthMC jannies banned practically every soyteen who was a resident of Soyhrat around 10:20PM EST. The banning was done by a Boykisser faggot (who was located directly to the East of Soyhrat and was creating Boykisser mapart) who happened to be a janny. He asked residents of Soyhrat if they lived there, and being the honest Indians the soyteens were, they said yes. This led to every soyteen getting permaban reason for "suspicious activity". The claim of "suspicious activity" is backed up by the fact that that same Boykisserfag showed up to Soyhrat seemingly out of nowhere earlier in the day and looked around without interacting with anyone. As per one 'teens investigation, the guy saw the /pol/ sign shown below and stared at it for a bit too long, meaning he could've screenshotted it, sent it in some Discord, and used that as justification to get all the soyteens banned. It remains a mystery as little of the soyteen population got appealed, let alone cared about investigating.

The refugees of Soyhrat had been put on their way to find a new server where they could reestablish the glory of Soyhrat, all with sorrow in their hearts for their fallen city.

Teens ban appeal denied because of ki dox box geg

CosmosMC

Soyteens, after a day of "planning", would all agree to resort to EarthPol. However, EarthPol already has a gajillion soy colonies, and multiple war veterans from Soyrusalem were still permabanned, so, a 'teen picked out CosmosMC to set up camp. This was extremely short-lived, as every single janny was way more stuck-up than even EarthMC. It was so bad that a chud got a warning for calling them soyboys. As a result, every single soyteen was banned for "hecking unwholesomeness" and put on their way AGAIN. Reminder: Fuck Minecraft server jannies.

SovereignMC (Second Colony)

Founding

Like the previous colony, the second colony was founded by M4x_Goldberg on May 20th. With the player count of SovereignMC being lower than EarthMC, the server not being ridden with total-faggots, and the server actually having the Towny plugin unlike CosmosMC, the server was ripe for the next Soyhrat iteration. Soyteens made the pilgrimage to the holy land of Bihar, India, and set up the colony quickly. Due to The Actual Shoah, the day of server-seeking that derailed momentum, and SovereignMC not allowing cracked accounts🔒, the soyteen population that first joined at New Soyhrat was certainly lower than how Old Soyhrat first turned out. Despite lower 'teen numbers, many gems would be gathered, a few Indian shithuts made, server natives educated on the Indian New World Order, symbols of Hindu greatness made, and millions of trees burned.[1]

As of recent, progress is slow but steady. Consider joining!

A Nu Dawn

On 5/20/26 the idea was revived. A single /Soy/ thread got teens into a nu server. After sifting through two DNB servers a perfect Nu server was found. A Nu Soyhrat was soon founded. It is a nu day in India and the future is bright

Indo-Aryan Foid war Memorial

Maximum Leakage

On the 5/22/26 a brave patriot only known as WinterFloof24 would call ToastingT the friggen nigger word which would cause maximum leakage by the jannies and would result in this teen being muted for 2 weeks. Later Cobson (PBUH) would be put on an auto-filter resulting in a 2-week 'nish for simply uttering his name.

INDO-ARYAN FOID WAR

on 5/22/26 a long battle took place on the outskirts of Soyhrat. The combatants was the inhabitants of Soyhrat and one foid. The teens were extremely under armed with several teens loot being stuck in a ender chest which Soyhrat had not developed. The teens would take brutal loses in the war, due to the lack of supplies and the foid just being a no life faggot. Ultimately the teens would lose the war. It is a dark day Soyhrat. Indian super power pushed back to 2028.

What Soyhrat Needed

  • A sugarcane and leather farm for enchantments.
  • Good PVPers.
Town walk through (teen nished at end :( )
  • Atleast a set of diamond armour for all members. You can buy stacks of diamonds in the marketplace or mine your own.
  • Anything else that can aid us in PVP and skirmishes to avoid things like the indo-foid war from happening again.

Bobson's Faggotry

BobsonIsrael joined soyhrat on 05/23, in its final hours. he would be the the coal that killed it. One of his first actions was burning down the 2 houses and a temple, only after that he would be kicked and start falseflagging in the 'cord to get us 'nished. Later a 'teen tried to explain the situation to their jannies and succeeded in gaining their sympathy.

THE DEATH OF SOYHRAT

The last seconds of Soyhrat

On 23/05/2026, at approximately 19:00 UTC, the town claim for Soyhrat on play.sovereignmc.net was deleted. This was after the 'cord server locked down all the channels and banned all the 'teens from the 'cord.

How (You) Can Join

Here's a brief step-by-step guide on how to join Soyhrat and be included in the next generation of IndoARYANS:

  1. SoverignMC, as previously mentioned, doesn't allow cracked accounts, so you have to pay for a version of Minecraft yourself.
  2. Load up any version 1.21 and beyond.
  3. Join the server (IP: play.sovereignmc.net)
  4. Ask a soyteen in Soyhrat to invite you to the town, if no one can, you'll have to travel by foot.
  5. When invited, kill yourself so you spawn at Soyhrat.
  6. You're now a Soyhratiya!

Only (You) can make Soyhrat the next big SUPERPOOPER of EarthMC, and only (You) can keep it that way.

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