Soyhrat

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Soyhrat is a recently founded Soy Minecraft colony formed on the Minecraft server, EarthMC. It's primary larp gimmick is to be an INDIAN SUPERPOOPER #1 2070 that will BTFO all trannies in the Eastern Hemisphere. Currently most if not all members of Soyhrat on earthmc is banned, but talks of appeal and migrating to nu servers are still on the table.


We send brotherly greetings to the Soyhrat warriors fighting on /pol/ district and to all those fighting, wherever they may be.

SOYHRAT IS NOT YET LOST! LONG LIVE SOYHRAT!

History[edit | edit source]

First Day[edit | edit source]

Soyhrat was founded by a 'teen named M4x_Goldberg and pioneered by him, Wagtfry, and a few others including but not limited to CobsonTALKS. The colony was quick to take shape and gained newGODS rapidly, who quickly provided value in building gemmy structures. The first few hours were turbulent and lots of things were created, such as the Toilet Meeting Hall in the center of the town, the public loo, and some chud's all cobblestone house; however, all momentum quickly died down as a majority of 'teen left because of their low-attention spans and "being busy with life" or whatnot. After this period, the remaining 'teens would continue building and increasing quality of life in the brand new Indian colony so it wouldn't look like the San Francisco slums, as well as providing gold to expand the colony.

SHARTY[edit | edit source]

In the same, day some obsessed faggot name "rop" would make another town directly to the south of Soyhrat named SHARTY. It's characterized by it's leader being a BBC gooner and making shitty looking structures. This has since been renamed to the "/pol/" district and, in reaction, Soyhrat into the "/soy/" district.

The Lightest Shoah[edit | edit source]

After completing a few strutures and tasks, soycolonists would embark on completely raping EarthMC faggots with truth and logic on why India will always be white. It was fun for seemingly both sides until a lone janny shouted "YA'LL CAN'T BEHAVE" and began warning as well as muting 'teens. 3-4 'teens would be massacred by this horrific event, and it will never be forgotten for as long as the colony stays up. Jannies in the EarthMC server (so far) are known to be inconsistent but strict.

The End?[edit | edit source]

Because of the previous trolling, EarthMC jannies banned every(?) soyteen who was a resident of Soyhrat. Many 'teens accuse one Boykisser faggot (who was located directly to the East of Soyhrat and was creating Boykisser mapart) who happened to be a janny of banning them. This is backed up by the fact that that same faggot showed up to Soyhrat seemingly out of nowhere and looked around without interacting with anyone. As per one 'teens investigation, the guy saw the /pol/ sign shown below and stared at it for a bit too long, meaning he could've screenshotted it, sent it in some Discord, and used that as justification to get all the soyteens banned. It still remains a mystery as of now.

THE INDICAUST[edit | edit source]

At around 10:20 EST all Teens were NISHED. A teen then joined after while being offline to find the previously metioned goy kisser. Xhey were asked if xhey lived her >yes. Nished

Talks about Soyhrat living on in other server is happening but the future is unknown. But all that remains is the structures, Signs, Statues, the DNB logs, and the souls of the people of lived there.

How (You) Can Join[edit | edit source]

Here's a brief step-by-step guide on how to join Soyhrat and be included in the next generation of IndoARYANS:

  1. EarthMC doesn't allow cracked accounts to join🔒, so you have to pay for a version of Minecraft yourself.
  2. Load up version 1.21.11
  3. Join the server (IP: join.mcearth.net)
  4. Ask a soyteen in Soyhrat to invite you to the town (You have to be in the server for more than 10 minutes before you can get invited), if no one can, type "/rtp to Asia" repeatedly until you land somewhere near Soyhrat, then travel by foot.
  5. If you were invited, type /t spawn to teleport to spawn.
  6. You're now a Soyhrat resident!

Only (You) can make Soyhrat the next big SUPERPOOPER of EarthMC, and only (You) can keep it that way.

Nu info[edit | edit source]

  1. Nu future server (unknown
  2. Most likely same steps
  3. Stay /Calm/ we will get through this

Gallery[edit | edit source]