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== OPSEC Schizophrenia ==
== OPSEC Schizophrenia ==
Before you begin looking for a 2005 [[ThinkPad]] with a raped [[SSD]], you make a '''threat model'''. [[You will never be a woman|You will never be]] safe from everyone, so the Occam's Laser principle should be applied. [[Fact|As long as you connect to the internet, you leave behind info.]] It is collected by your [[Pajeet|ISP]], it is collected by [[FBI|the feds,]] it is collected by your [[Porkbun|DNS]] provider, it is collected by [[Cloudflare]] and '''it is stored in a huge data centers for decades.''' It goes without saying that you should not do anything illegal if you don't want to waste your life trying to not get raped by glowniggers or risk getting [[Rapeson|IRL 'nished.]] Threat modeling is a big topic and is described in the [[Operations security]] guide.  
Before you begin looking for a 2005 [[ThinkPad]] with a raped SSD, you make a '''threat model'''. [[You will never be a woman|You will never be]] safe from everyone, so the Occam's Laser principle should be applied. [[Fact|As long as you connect to the internet, you leave behind info.]] It is collected by your [[Pajeet|ISP]], it is collected by [[FBI|the feds,]] it is collected by your [[Porkbun|DNS]] provider, it is collected by [[Cloudflare]] and '''it is stored in a huge data centers for decades.''' It goes without saying that you should not do anything illegal if you don't want to waste your life trying to not get raped by glowniggers or risk getting [[Rapeson|IRL 'nished.]] Threat modeling is a big topic and is described in the [[Operations security]] guide.  


The {{RedGlow|OPSEC DEMON}} meme also refers to people that apply CIA evasion patches to their device while talking too much and reusing their usernames. A great example of this is [[RiskItForTheBiscuit]], who made a giant wall of text on how [[Telegram|Pavel Durov]] won't let him enjoy [[Antimatter|furry gore rape scat 'p]], while he doxed himself by [[Retard|reusing emails and names on a porn website]], so it didn't take a subpoena to find him and [[Major inconvenience|text his dad]].<gallery>
The {{RedGlow|OPSEC DEMON}} meme also refers to people that apply CIA evasion patches to their device while talking too much and reusing their usernames. A great example of this is [[RiskItForTheBiscuit]], who made a giant wall of text on how [[Telegram|Pavel Durov]] won't let him enjoy [[Antimatter|furry gore rape scat 'p]], while he doxed himself by [[Retard|reusing emails and names on a porn website]], so it didn't take a subpoena to find him and [[Major inconvenience|text his dad]].<gallery>

Revision as of 04:59, 28 May 2026

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The post that started this trend

OPSEC DEMON is a tuff Sharty trend that usually depicts pepe and V from A24, slow burn movie V for Vendetta making fun of, or sometimes approving, someone's OPSEC. It can be used as a reaction image in dox threads when a tranny does something so retarded that 'teens are surprised such retardation is even possible. Some video 'tosses are paired with SoundCloud songs about Roblox skids. Those often feature soysphere-related media and icons of applications that help with privacy.[They are still selling your data.]

Ways to upgrade your OPSEC

Check out our guide here. DO NOT CLICK THIS IP SODOMIZER! It just says "here", it's not like a grabify link or anything.

Gallery of images and tosses

OPSEC Schizophrenia

Before you begin looking for a 2005 ThinkPad with a raped SSD, you make a threat model. You will never be safe from everyone, so the Occam's Laser principle should be applied. As long as you connect to the internet, you leave behind info. It is collected by your ISP, it is collected by the feds, it is collected by your DNS provider, it is collected by Cloudflare and it is stored in a huge data centers for decades. It goes without saying that you should not do anything illegal if you don't want to waste your life trying to not get raped by glowniggers or risk getting IRL 'nished. Threat modeling is a big topic and is described in the Operations security guide.

The OPSEC DEMON meme also refers to people that apply CIA evasion patches to their device while talking too much and reusing their usernames. A great example of this is RiskItForTheBiscuit, who made a giant wall of text on how Pavel Durov won't let him enjoy furry gore rape scat 'p, while he doxed himself by reusing emails and names on a porn website, so it didn't take a subpoena to find him and text his dad.