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Christcuck-Larpagan-Atheist Wars: Difference between revisions

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*The [[Nazi|SS]] especially under the leadership of [[Branigger|Heinrich Himmler]] were especially interested in reviving Germanic paganism.
*The [[Nazi|SS]] especially under the leadership of [[Branigger|Heinrich Himmler]] were especially interested in reviving Germanic paganism.
*Referring to Christians as "christcucks".
*Referring to Christians as "christcucks".
*{{Quote|>YOU WORSHIP A JOOOOOO}} (ev&doe modern-day Judaism is defined by the Talmud, which hadn't yet been written when [[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] was alive, not to mention that Jesus was not even ethnically Jewish)
*{{Quote|>YOU WORSHIP A JOOOOOO}} (ev&doe modern-day Judaism is defined by the Talmud, which hadn't yet been written when [[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] was alive)


Note that this article specifically uses the term "pagan" to refer to followers of Odin and other traditional [[Germany|Germanic]] deities; not [[Russia|Slavic]] paganism, [[Greece|Greek/Roman]] paganism, [[Anime|Shinto]], etc.
Note that this article specifically uses the term "pagan" to refer to followers of Odin and other traditional [[Germany|Germanic]] deities; not [[Russia|Slavic]] paganism, [[Greece|Greek/Roman]] paganism, [[Anime|Shinto]], etc.

Revision as of 04:17, 21 July 2026

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>murka is a christian nation or whatever. the body and blood of christ is the french fries and coca-cola of heaven
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>Saying that atheism is a religion is like saying black is a col-ACK!

The Christcuck-Larpagan-Atheist War is an ongoing useless nigger war on soyjak.party. Its primary battlefields are /soy/ and /pol/. Each faction of the war believes that its religion is the only true Aryan faith, although ironically, all three of these factions contained a grand total of zero Aryans. The Christian-Pagan war is the continuation war of the Ϫth Crusade.

After all sides witnessed sever losses and deterioration during the previous war. Most muslims were either banned, almost all relevant Christians left the site, and most pagans were bombarded with moderation.

Common arguments of each side

Christians

  • Christianity built modern-day Western civilization (ev&doe it also caused the dark ages o algo Meds, it was caused by the fall of the Western Roman Empire)
  • Most modern-day "pagan" groups are full of retarded New Age liberal trannies.
  • Reminding everyone that similarly to Satanists, most self-proclaimed neopagans are pretty much just edgy larping atheists.

Neopagans

  • Odinism is descended from the religion of the actual Aryans.
  • The SS especially under the leadership of Heinrich Himmler were especially interested in reviving Germanic paganism.
  • Referring to Christians as "christcucks".
  • >YOU WORSHIP A JOOOOOO (ev&doe modern-day Judaism is defined by the Talmud, which hadn't yet been written when Jesus was alive)

Note that this article specifically uses the term "pagan" to refer to followers of Odin and other traditional Germanic deities; not Slavic paganism, Greek/Roman paganism, Shinto, etc.

Atheists

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  • >I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE!!!!!
  • >erm... if god exist why le bad thing happen...