Asians

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Asians (derog.: chinks) are a Simpsons-colored and coinslot-eyed peoples who owe ancestry to or inhabit East Asia - that is, China, Japan, North Korea, Vietnam and other miscellaneous third-world countries. They are the most populous race in the world and the largest race in the world by distribution. They're known for their "cute women" and culture. The word "chink" is actually an anti-Chinese slur, whereas the word "gook" is a general term to call East Asians and people from the more developed parts of Southeast Asia, like Vietnam or Thailand. It originates from the Philippine-American war, in which American soldiers would often call the revolutionaries “goo-goo” to insult their language, and the word “goo-goo” would evolve into "gook". FACT: chinkGODSs don't mind if you call them chink because they can't understand you.

Characteristics

Asians have this very inceloid skull and squinty eyes, short stature, and yellowish-colored or tinted skin. They're commonly referred to as the yellow race. They also seem to have exchanged height and penis length for increased numeracy and literacy skills, which is known among soyboys as "minmaxxing".

Asian behavior is very much selfish and stupid. Untrue, Asian cultures are very collectivist because Confucianism promotes collectivist ideas. They never appreciate (You) and are always ready to yap and yap about whatever. They don't even like themselves because they always divide and hate on each other. Some of them believe they're Aryan,^{[even though it was Hitler who thought them to be honorary]} just as some whites believe they're Asian.

History

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Mongoloids came from ancient populations who, like Europeans, descend from a very ancient population that lived in what is now South Asia (especially India). About 40,000 years ago, this population broke off into two - the Ancient West Eurasians from which Europeans came from, and Ancient East Eurasians, from which Mongoloids came from. There were also Ancient North Eurasians, but since then, those were eventually diluted; their genetic legacy remains in Asians and Europeans.

Asians then moved to a very stupid place called the "Wild East", one sector of which is called "Tartary", which is centered around Eastern Mongolia and Manchuria.

They remained primitive and never really civilized on their own. When the Andronovo culture arrived, they accidentally civilized them, especially the Chinese, which led to them building barbaric, although great, warlord civilizations, eventually also civilizing the Koreans and Japanese. They did not contact the West until the Huns visited Europe, with the Romans and the Byzantines describing them as primitive.

The Huns eventually declined because the Slavs killed so many of them. They did not try to invade Europe again until around the 1200s when the Mongol Empire took over China and East Asia and united it under a single regime. The Mongols then took over Europe and stole the Kievan Rus from them (the Kievan Rus was de jure independent and the Mongol occupation was illegitimate). The Mongols then introduced the Norway rat (a species of rat from Mongolia) to Europe and even brought the bubonic plague, which resulted in the "Black Death", which was the deadliest disease in history, wiping out 30 to 60% of Europeans. In response to the pandemic, Europeans became increasingly angry and they started to radicalize into chuds.

In order to learn about the dangers, they sent Marco Polo to make many frequent visits to the Mongols, which allowed Europe to learn about the dangers of the Asiatic monkey subhumans from Tartary that ruled the Mongol Empire. The Mongol Empire broke up as many of the non-Asian populations rebelled against them in a fury, with the Europeans helping them for Europeans have become extremely angry at the Mongoloids, blaming them for their suffering.

Eventually by the 1400s, Russia was finally liberated from the Mongol-Tatar (Turkic) yoke and eventually started conquering and removing en masse the Turkic populations that once occupied them as revenge for the Kievan Rus' fate to the Mongols, which led to the start of Manifest Destiny.

Colonial period and Manifest Destiny

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By the 1600s, the Russians, as said, began to remove en masse the Asiatic peoples that inhabited east of it as part of Manifest Destiny, of which there were two fronts. The Eastern Front was Russia's expansion eastward. They hated Asians so much they wanted to rid them all, which motivated them to occupy Central Asia and Siberia and remove most of the churkas that resided in it and replace them with Russian settler colonies, even making it all the way to Alaska in North America.

The Western Front of Manifest Destiny started with Spain via Christopher Columbus settling and occupying the Caribbean in 1492, and eventually removing them as Spain and Portugal began settling throughout what would be dubbed "Latin America". Eventually, in North America, the British, Germans, Swedes, Danes, and Dutch settled in the East and began to remove the native Amerinds en masse.

In the 1800s, Manifest Destiny in the Americas accelerated as its countries declared independence. The empire of the USA then settled westward and finished removing the Amerinds over the 19th century. While in Latin America, the Spanish settlers removed them en masse and began replacing them with White settlers, though this was tragically not the case in Central America because they allowed racemixing between the settlers and the Amerinds, which resulted in the creation of Latinx, a devastatingly miscegenated people whose population spread rapidly out of control, occupying southern Mexico and much of South America afterward, and are still a problem to this day.

Meanwhile in the Eastern Front, the indigenous Siberians had been mostly removed while Russia was trying to expand southward into core Tartary (China). As the settlement continued, they launched a special military operation against the Manchu-led Qing dynasty with the hopes of further settlement under the Yellow Russia settlement plan. But the Japanese intervened and destroyed their objectives, (which would eventually lead to the collapse of the Russian Empire and the birth of the Soviet Union, which remained from 1922 to 1991 because the STUPID RETARDED COMMUNISTS STOLE THE COUNTRY FROM THEM AND TURNED IT INTO A TARTARIAN NIGGERHELL THAT REMAINED UNTIL 1991, in which Russia was finally liberated.

Japan became so stupid and evil that they stole part of Sakhalin Island, created a stinkdamp empire of brimstone, took Korea and China with them, and committed grave atrocities in hopes of revenge againstEurope for Manifest Destiny but they were defeated and occupied by the Amerimutts. The Soviets wanted to get Japan and Korea wholly but failed. The American occupation of Japan turned the country into a niggerhell in which they began creating degenerate anime troonslop, which, during the modern period since 2000-2010 would eventually lead to the birthing of the modern tranny and other horrible, disgusting, degenerate abominations, such as hentai. This, however, had the unintentional side effect of poisoning enriching small groups of African-Americans to become powerscalers and weebs; the side effect, then, is currently deemed a Japanese win. And, of course, this must be stopped.

You can help fight against this evil Satanic Japanese agenda yourself. The evilness of Japan in creating so much brimstone and coal is what eventually led to the Resistance fighting against their agenda by launching the Global War on Porn, a battle within the ongoing conflict of Manifest Destiny, that remains active today.

Today

Today, Asians are the most numerous race in the world, centered around China as their core homeland. Globally, there are nearly 2.5 billion Asian people if counting only East Asia, Southeast Asia, and diaspora in different countries, but this number is soon to be overtaken by the 5.0 fertility rate of Jeets and Niggers, with 70 IQ Jeets, Pakis, Bangladeshis, etc., now accounting for 2.1 billion people.

Legacy

Soykio Kid, traced from Hideki Tojo

Asians are master inventors; they made things like guns, paper, Nintendo, soy, imageboards, umbrellas, compasses, and much more. Their inventions have lead to many a situation in their history where 500 gorillion people get born due to amazing agricultural advancements then subsequently cannibalized by an army. However, much like white people, they have high suicide rates, low birth rates, Communist dictatorships, democracies, shitholes, and many of them have embraced the 4th Industrial Revolution.

Asians have built primitive^{stop molesting this word fag} civilizations; their civilizational sphere is a major competitor to Western influence.

Types of asians

• Typical yellow East Asians, concentrated in China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Mongolia, and some other small countries.
  • Southeast Asians: mostly Indonesians, Filipinos, Malaysians, Polynesians, and some other ethnicities related to Australian natives
  • South Asians: Bhutaneses, Nepalis and some minorities in India
  • Central Asians/Turkics: Kazakhs, Kyrgyz people, Karakalpaks, Uyghurs, other minorities in Russia, Uzbeks, Turkmens
  • Indigenous Siberians: Yakuts, Evenks, Chukchi, Koryaks, Nenets, Udeges, Buryats, or something. Kuz pretended to be one of these people.
  • American Indians (referred to simply as "Native Americans", "Injuns" or "Siberian Americans"). despite being brown they actually descend from Asians or something thanks to the Beringia land bridge which connected Alaska to Siberia thousands of years ago or something.
  • Latinx: As their maternal lineages are overwhelmingly American Indian.
  • Uralics: Fins, Hungarians, Estonia and some minorities in Russia

Notable Asians

• Creator
• Xi Jinping
• Mao
• Kamala Harris
• Bruce Lee
• Jackie Chan
• Gandhi
• VanossGaming
• Isaac

See Also

• Arabs
• Latinx
• Africans