The Simpsons
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The Simpsons is an adult animated sitcom created by a Hippie, Pedophile, Oldfag named Matt Grooming in the 80's. According to Snopes, it was the best thing ever until the episode "The Principal & The Pauper" premiered, which baited everybody btw. At which point it immediately became goyslop or whatever, ev&doe it was still enjoyable until it went HD.
Now characterized by its overrated, shitty, unfunny humor otherwise BORING, that is trying to copy the edgy edgelord humor of another garbage show known as Family Guy (the same show that tried to be the next Simpsons in the beginning, and is only notable on the Soysphere for when Peter asks who the hell cares).
It has been on the air for over 36 years DESPITE the fact that no one watches it, other than autists, people with bad humor or children and (Me) when I want background noise, mostly just as random clips that appear in the feeds. It often panders to liberal audiences, and has praised Barack Obama while condemning Orange Cheeto Hitler.
The show is notable among soyteens for contributing to two major memes within the Soysphere: Marge and Sneed.
Also MATT GROENING WAS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.
History
[edit | edit source]The Simpsons started in 1987 as a variety of crappy animated shorts representing the typical Amerimutt family. Later in 1989, it debuted as a series & gained so much popularity in the 90s and has inspired many other adult cartoon series such as Family Guy and South Park.
It turns out that the dark humor of these shows (and other cult classics) has attracted more attention, causing the series to lose its meaning later on.
Decline
[edit | edit source]In recent years, The Simpsons has turned into a mix between blank or offensive humor but fails in an attempt to make the public GEG (the guy who watched The Simpsons back in 1994, and won't admit the damn thing isn't funny anymore This was just projection from Family Guy DOE).
There have been such bad episodes (cartoon community moment), one that attracted so much attention was Lisa Goes Gaga, a fucking embarrassment that was just a 22-minute commercial for the sissy bitch singer known as Lady Gaga. Gaga’s portrayed in the episode as a saintly superhero with psychic powers, fixing Springfield’s self-esteem like a glitter-shitting Christ.
Matt Groening
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Matt Groening is the creator of The Simpsons, his advanced age is one of the reasons for the show's decline under his direction, and as has been mentioned, he was a longtime friend of Jeffrey Epstein, even boarding his planes, God knows what else they were doing.
WHY ARE THEY YELLOW??
[edit | edit source]There are still people out there, that they don't know the reasons why a Simpsons character is mostly all YELLOW. The reason behind this is simple, their yellow skin hooks viewers cause it's a loud, eye grabbing color that screams “HEY, LOOK @ ME!!1!” technically exploiting basic human psychology to make them unforgettable.
It's good to learn a little bit about the human brain!! They have jaundice and because Groening thought it would be easier to portray them as chinks.
Main Characters
[edit | edit source]- Sneed and Chuck: Explanation not needed.
- Homer Simpson: An obese, alcoholic and mentally retarded father who doesn't give a shit about his kids, and despite him being retarded, he works in a nuclear power plant.
- Marge Simpson: Blue-haired, doormat bitch who looks like a grandma. She is the whiny housewife who’s too spineless to do anything but cook, clean, and nag Homer. Is presented like a Karen who thinks she’s a saint. She knows everything.
- Lisa Simpson: Egocentric, short tempered, liberal smug fuck and a preachy little bitch who thinks she’s smarter than everyone in her shitty Springfield hellhole. She is vegan, democrat, liberal, essentially average redditor. She also plays the saxophone. Episodes starring her are usually among the worst in the entire series. Everyone hates her.
- Bart Simpson: He was like, Americas bad-boy in the 90s, or something. Spiky-haired little shit and delinquent wigger fuckup who terrorizes with his dumbass pranks and cocky attitude. He had a fan site called Bartjak.party.
- Maggie Simpson: Just a pacifier sucker and mute baby who works just to be a useless background character, perhaps small frames for cuteness only.
Other Characters
[edit | edit source]- Frank Grimes: A chuddy clittycel that lived in between two bowling alleys and worked at the Nuclear Power Plant. Grimes spent his final days seething at Homer because he was a lazy mutt that had a wife, kids and a large house. Meanwhile, he was a hardworking incel that had nothing, or however the cookie crumbles. Eventually, he leaked so hard that he ended up electrocuting himself to death GEEEEEGGGGGG.
- Milhouse: Funny Bart's friend who will never be a meme or something.
- Mona Simpson: Homer's mother who abandoned her son when he was 9 years old just to join the pathetic evolution of the hippies.
- Mr. Charles Montgomery Burns: A 120-year old multi-billionare who is the manager of the nuclear power plant. He is Homer's boss and has a faggy assistant named Smithers.
- Ned Flanders: Homer's ChristGOD neighbor who brags about religion every second. He's perfectly build and have a great family.
- Apu Nahasapeemapetalon (Typical Indian last name): A stereotypical not-so-offensive depiction of an Indian guy who works in a store, despite that an actual pajeet began whining to Fox's production to remove the character for being so hecking offensive.
- (((Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky))): Also known as Krusty the Clown is a (((Jewish))) Clown. He is the host of the The Krusty the Clown Show.
- Moe Szyslak: depressed bartender who runs Moe’s Tavern who acts like a prick to make up for him wanting to ACK himself. Is subject to a lot of Bart’s prank calls.
- Cletus Spuckler: A sick fuck redneck who has around 72 children. It is known that he also has sex with his own sister (isn't that obvious? He's a redneck.)
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Gallery
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