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SNCA:Kazakhstan
>Kazakhstan. Very Nice!
>they made the country from borat into a real place or something
Kazakhstan, also known as Kuzjakstan, KazACKstan or Boratstan, is a country in Central Asia. It's bordered by Russia, China, Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan. It is best known for Borat Sagdiyev, a (((Kazakh))) journalist. Great success!
History[edit | edit source]
The history of Kazakhstan is mostly SNCA: it used to be a place for many Indo-European tribes like Scythians who later gtfo'd by an Asiatic horde called Huns with their leader Attila who were of Turkic-Mongolian origin and owned a huge territory from the river of the Rhine to the river of the Volga. In 552 the Turkic Khaganate (turkroaches call it Göktürk in their incoherent gibberish or whatever) was established, laying the foundation for the first Turkic state yet it didn't last long because of internal and external conflicts. According to some ancient Turkic pagan myth, their ancestor was a she-wolf named Asena who got pregnant from a boy she saved from enemies and gave birth to 10 children from him btw.
After Mongol invasions, another waves of interal and external conflicts between Turkic and Mongol tribes, Russian began to colonize Kazakhstan, which led to the deportations of many ethnicities like Ukrainians, Koreans, Chechens, Germans, Poles and other SNCA people, which is why this country is so multicultural and diverse. Kazakhstan also had a nuclear testing site in Semipalatinsk where more than 400 tests were conducted. From the Baikonur Cosmodrone located there the first human was launched into space. In short, Kazakhstan was a huge testing ground for Russia.
In 1991 Kazakhstan gained independence and nothing ever happened since then. Even though it was last to leave the USSR. Russia left USSR 4 days before geg.
National Anthem of Kazakhstan[edit | edit source]
Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
Its length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain
Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Facts[edit | edit source]
- In late 2025 Kazakhstan passed a law that prohibits promoting faggotry and being a tranny, which later was expanded to pedophilia as well.🗝️
- Kazakhstan is the biggest exporter of uranium.
- It is the 9th biggest country and the largest landlocked country (the Caspian "Sea" is the largest lake in the world doe)
- Kazakhs eat horses because they are very yummy for them.
- Kazakhstan is a spawn point for Wasians, which made xittertards obsessed with this country because they think Kazakhstan is a proper example of successful WMAF race mixing or smth and they need to ruin another Asian country with their presence and retardation like they did with Japan, Korea, Thailand and Philippines. Gaijins, white devils, laowais, guizis, gweiloes, yangnoms, ang moes, aqqulaqs or whatever they are have no mercy!
- kuz (or whoever who LARPed as him) is believed to have Kazakh roots because he was born near the border with Kazakhstan, claimed to be more Turkic and expressed love towards this country.
- According to chudcels, it is where DA JOOOOOOOOOZ actually come from.
- In Kazakh language, there's a word 'jarty', which means 'half'.
