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Latest revision as of 19:37, 19 August 2026

I have Assburgers btw.But at least I'm high-functioning.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
150+ IQ award
100+ edits award

Hey, I'm Alpine Express. I love to yap about random topics that interest me. I also like countryfagging on here. I'm also a massive IQfag in case you didn't notice the award on top ^. I love the Alps, this is also why I named myself after them.

Things I like[edit | edit source]

  • Money
  • Libertariansim
  • Quantitative Finance
  • MLG
  • The Alps
  • USA
  • Monaco
  • Soyjaks
  • (((Jews)))
  • You

Things I dislike[edit | edit source]

  • Annoying faggots
  • Communists
  • Soycialists
  • Germany
  • Also You

Userboxes[edit | edit source]