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User talk:Alpine Express

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Wait

is this guy actually THE AIjeet? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 22:02, 22 July 2026 (UTC)

It's the same rambling slop he's known for 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 22:07, 22 July 2026 (UTC)
I'm not "AIjeet", idk who that is. Alpine Express (talk) 12:05, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
it's User:Wiki editor G-Man (talk) 12:10, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
Then why is your slop in the exact same style as his? 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 12:10, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
I have no idea what his style is or who that guy is. How can I prove to you that I'm not the guy that you're talking about? Was he an Austrian? Did he have the same IP address as me? I think there is a massive misunderstanding here. Alpine Express (talk) 12:20, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
You both make massive AI generated edits that rambles on and on and never gets to a real point, never attempts to add images, double newline after every single statement, bolds every single name, also forces in soyspeak towards the end of the article, also your AI keeps being self-referential to what site it is on and adds random <blockquote> tags everywhere. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 12:26, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
I can provide evidence of my writing process, such as my browser history, notes, sources, earlier drafts, or edit timestamps, if that would help. I can also explain where particular sections came from and summarize or rewrite them without referring back to the article. And yes, I do bold names because it makes the article look more professional. Alpine Express (talk) 12:32, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
Sure, do that. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 12:36, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
Ok, I gathered all of my notes from yesterday I uploaded all the screenshots onto here. If you need more just contact me. Alpine Express (talk) 13:09, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
I don't see any screenshots in the upload log. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 13:18, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
how can he upload files if he is banned AwardedAccountAward (talk) 13:20, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
I clicked on the upload button above and put all the filed there idk why it's not showing up. Can I even upload stuff while I'm banned? (talk) 13:22, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
Send it to my email instead, just saw you emailed me earlier. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 13:24, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
Ok I sent them to you. Alpine Express (talk) 13:27, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
Appeal accepted. Next time don't copy and paste your writing directly from Word into the article as this causes formatting issues that look AI generated. Also remember that this is the soyboy woahjack wiki and not wikipedia when you're writing to not flood the article with wordswordswords, consider reading the manual of style and the beginner's guide. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 13:36, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
Thank you so much! This won't happen again, I aplogize. Alpine Express (talk) 13:38, 23 July 2026 (UTC)

barnstar for you

The Soyjak Wiki Barnstarfor creating substantial articles about random bullshit. keep it up autismGOD. --Neptune (talk) 22:18, 4 August 2026 (UTC)

- Thx bro (crazy that you gave me that on my birthday lmfao)--Alpine Express (talk) 22:36, 4 August 2026 (UTC)

hi

You should make a soybooru account Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 10:16, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

Hi, maybe later. Why are you asking? Alpine Express (talk) 10:18, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
because you make very nice edits and pages, and i really need friends these days. Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 10:19, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
Sorry bro, but SoyBooru won't let me create an account, because of "Could not validate your IP address. Please try again later." And yes I tried turning off my VPN and refreshing. I also tried using different locations and even different browsers, but nothing works, it won't let me in. :( Alpine Express (talk) 10:45, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

Barnstar

The Soyjak Wiki BarnstarFor creating a gemerald-worthy page Gzard (talk) 15:49, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
Thx bro, apprechiate it! Alpine Express (talk) 15:58, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

Barnstar

The Soyjak Wiki BarnstarFor creating a gemerald-worthy page Gzard (talk) 04:29, 8 August 2026 (UTC)
Thank you! Alpine Express (talk) 08:24, 8 August 2026 (UTC)

Aryan

The Aryan BarnstarMade the ancap page and the page on countryfags and this topaz. Truly an 180+ IQ aryan ubermensch directly from aryanheaven who came and gemmed up the 'ki. Also fuck communist trannies Fart (talk) 08:48, 9 August 2026 (UTC)
Thank you! Alpine Express (talk) 11:15, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

Barnstar

The Soyjak Wiki BarnstarFor creating a gemerald worthy page Gzard (talk) 15:21, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

Fuck off

I've been looking through your edit history and it's clear you learned absolutely nothing from MarketPliers. Go back to Encyclopedia Dramatica, faggot. Codex (talk) 04:25, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

yeah his recent page feels like he didn't try that much. Monaco and ancap pages are good though Gzard (talk) 07:19, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Good? They're literally reworded Wikipedia articles with forced soyspeak, not to mention what a massive eyesore they are. It's clear to me this guy is here to just fuck around with AI and not build an encyclopedia. Codex (talk) 14:17, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
1. I don't just reword Wikipedia articles. I also put a lot of stuff in the articles that I didn't get from Wikipedia, inside AnCap jokes or me describing Monaco off the top of my head because I've already been there before for example.
2. You've contradicted yourself.
>Rewords Wikipedia articles
>Doesn't build an encyclopedia on a new platform

mfw
If you think the pages are too overdesigned or some parts read too much like Wikipedia, that's fair criticism though. I'm still figuring out what style actually fits the wiki. Alpine Express (talk) 14:53, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Next time be more original. Gzard (talk) 15:06, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
I wouldn't classify copying Wikipedia articles as building an encyclopedia; that's actually called plagiarism. But alright, let's assume you actually wrote everything yourself; they still look incredibly out of place in this wiki, and that's obvious to anyone who's read literally ten other articles. You're genuinely better off editing on ED than here. Codex (talk) 16:11, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Can you tell me what the actual fuck your problem is? Alpine Express (talk) 11:26, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Your edits feel AI-ish Gzard (talk) 12:03, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
It's not even funny how blatant it is. Codex (talk) 14:19, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
dont be mean to editors, but also we dont need a new template and styling for every single snca country IMO. thoughts? Cobblestone (talk) 12:10, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
TSMT Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 12:12, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
for templates like the monaco one, since they won't be used on more than one page, why not just include the soybox code on the monaco page itself? --Neptune (talk) 14:33, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Then why not create a custom template for every page at that point? We should stick with only using the ones in the template namespace. Codex (talk) 15:59, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
It doesn't get too far and regular editors don't care fan about this. The ED page uses the restored Template:Failtrolls for example, if it does get too far then we will add this into the manual of style Gzard (talk) 16:01, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
User:Alpine Express - If you're going to create a single-page template (like {{Monaco}}), you can create it as a subpage of your userpage. Something like User:Alpine Express/Monaco instead of having it on the main Template: namespace. If you need to invoke it, you can do it as {{:User:Alpine Express/Monaco}}Gzard (talk) 15:06, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Noted, thanks! Alpine Express (talk) 15:35, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

can you make a page on something please

i'd like to see an article about the central banking but i'm too lazy to do it myself. Don't use AI too much/don't make it too obvious, ok? Gzard (talk) 15:00, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Alright bro. Can I make custom templates for some future articles? I won't be using one for central banking, but just in case for creativity sake. And yes, I will follow your advice from earlier, I'm mainly talking about a custom background for articles that deserve one. Alpine Express (talk) 15:46, 19 August 2026 (UTC)
You can but just do it as a subpage of your userpage, {{:User:Alpine Express/Template}} Gzard (talk) 15:52, 19 August 2026 (UTC)
Mission accomplished, boss. Article: Central banking Alpine Express (talk) 19:40, 19 August 2026 (UTC)
I've actually never read any libertarian theory, nor i've listened to any of the lectures. I take all of my knowledge from libertarian/economic forums, youtube videos and the soyjak wiki Gzard (talk) 20:37, 19 August 2026 (UTC)
>actual fucking janny encouraging the use of ai AwardedAccountAward (talk) 15:15, 19 August 2026 (UTC)
where did i encourage it bruh Gzard (talk) 15:17, 19 August 2026 (UTC)