User:Turrican

I plagiarized User:SoyNorthropF5's userpage to make this, if that matters.

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I GOT THE GUROCHAN GET

This page and its contents are very /calm/ing.Feel free to sit back and relax while reading this page. 

All fun out of the pool for newfag larp! "GUYS IS MY AVATAR SILLY GOOBER??? LOOK, THAT'S SILLY GUBBY, AND THAT'S... RELEASE THE GUBBIES!!!"

This clone has a GOODIOSO BOOTYASS!!! Remind xim where does it goe?

>	YOU WILL HAVE YOUR OWN PAGE	<
User:Türk

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This user needs his meds. MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW

This user is so POOR that sometimes, he might -ACK! because of his device's slowness.

This user's favorite soyjak variant is Kliksjak.

This user is a wiki tranitor, and could possibly be datamining your contributions btw, if that matters.

This user is fit, and substitutes salad for their meds.

Hello, I'm Turrican. A literal who that uses the 'ki, IRC, and 'arty.

I'm creating the TerryWAD iteration of SoyDoom

I try to post on all boards but you'll find me mostly on /soy/, /v/, or /a/ (only on Touhou threads though).

I trip on /pol/ and /qa/ as SoyDoom Dev!!e8NDNEJ97A

If I rollbacked you're article, it was probably an accident

Awards

The Chad Barnstar For being nice and loving to nu-'ki editors ~Chud9514 (talk) 16:59, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

The Chad Barnstar Chill dude and nusoidoom dev -SprokemowerMan ⭐ Talk Page 01:41, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

The Chad Barnstar For being a gemmy editor and being a politeARYAN IxGegxU (talk) 01:43, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

The Chad Barnstar For BTFOing jartypedos on the ‘cuck Beidore (talk) 14:27, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

The Chad Barnstar {{{1}}}

Lets Kill Faggots Award🏆. Given to User Turrican by User AdolfTrumpson on 21/02/2026 at 3:35AM (UTC+2)

The Chad Barnstar For being a nice person, good editor AND leaking pedos IPs. truly the best one. Nickers - wordswordswords 20:16, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

lovely janny that i want to kiss on the ear award, thanks for goodering mi template

-- 我们之中 22:10, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Snoca

I like Touhou (I don't force it on the catty like a retard though)

My favorite Touhou games are 6, 7, 12 and 13

My favorite character is Byakuren because she would agree with all of my political views if she was real or some shit.

Miko is kind of keyed for a tranny though, and Mamizou is gemmy because she makes 4chan pedophiles seethe

I try to draw but I suck at it

/qa/ isn't bad in concept but it's pretty brimmy right now, I just lurk the Touhou Generals, I posted once in them as of writing this just to see what my tripcode looks like because I forgot geeeg

I make the /sdm/ - Soydoom, /ck/ - Cooking and /fit/ - Fitness threads on /soy/

I make randomphono 2hu threads on /a/ because I'm bored and want to see the geggy comments

I may make a randomphono thread on /qa/ and /pol/ because I get bored

Soyjak Party was thankfully my first imageboard, I harass touhou """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" on /jp/ occasionally and am frequently banned from the 'cuck

Gift Gallery

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  Made by an anonymous Chud on /v/

Links

IPs I got from a loli thread on 4chan's random board

Larger Contributions

JD Vance (readable version), I just chudded an existing page for this geg.

Prototype for Template:Youtube, until my BVLLS Cobblestone and OPShredder gemmed it up for me, while I watched from my throne

The Touhou subsections on the /jp/ part of the Trolling article was all written by me

Some days of Operation No Nut November where scribed mostly or half by me