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Cobblestone (talk) 19:35, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

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		The Chad Barnstar
		For BTFOing jartypedos on the ‘cuck Beidore (talk) 14:27, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Hi 2

Hi so the talmud is essentially just rabbis shitflinging for 500 years and then written down. So yes it's a useless nigger war

Got it Turrican (talk) 12:40, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

Hi

I didn't see your irc dm until too late it's fine to document said dev team as long you don't directly link to loli 'p or some shit.

Ah, thanks boss, it's partially on me because I left you hanging like that, anyway yeah you got it Turrican (talk) 02:52, 16 November 2025 (UTC)

KANAKOGODS WOOOOOOOOON

LISTEN SUWAKOSOIS, YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST, PRAISE KEKNAKO.

>KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK REALLY SUWAKOGGERS?

(I like suwako as well, you suwakoGOD) SoyNorthropF5 (talk) 23:02, 2 December 2025 (UTC-3)

thank you

Thank you for editing my user page from that undertroon aspie while i was outside doing snca saar.

SoyNorthropF5 (talk) 12:32, 7 December 2025 (UTC-3)

Aryanbeast for using my userpage for yours

ev&doe I plagiarized ChudtheVILE page to make my own (it just is, ok?) (talk) 17:30, 17 January 2026 (UTC-3)

Thank you man, I hope you have a blessed day Turrican (talk) 23:44, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

You are now an approver!

Congrats on becoming an approver (mediator). As an approver, you are responsible for approving or denying incoming new edits from nusois.

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Also, if an edit is rule-breaking, you should contact a janny to check it out through their talk page to take appropriate action. Good luck!

Cobblestone (talk) 04:06, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

question

are you the 'teen who said he just got promoted in the gurochan raid thread? anyhow, congrats i guess o algo or something ya kuchh aur o mishehu Iwaju (talk) 04:24, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

That is me geg, thank you so much, god bless you 'teen Turrican (talk) 04:32, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

God bless you too. Iwaju (talk) 04:38, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

>User:Turrican

Rabbit (talk) 10:50, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

People who talk about my user page look like Koishi? This is news to me Turrican (talk) 13:31, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

marge

why did you deny this North (talk) 23:45, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

I thought that was a gore vid, my bad Turrican (talk) 23:47, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

I mean, it got approved so it's probably allowed on the 'ki. North (talk) 23:50, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

i kneel

thanks for being an ARYAN GOD and releasing the pedos ips, i kneel Nickers - wordswordswords 20:06, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

You're welcome, consider it my thank you to the soymunnity or something pretentious like that Turrican (talk) 20:08, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

have another barnstar in your wiki page, Aryan Chad Nickers - wordswordswords 20:17, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Also you should probably make a separate page for your barnstars, like User:Turrican/Awards or something Nickers - wordswordswords 20:31, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Good idea! I'll definitely get on it. Turrican (talk) 21:15, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

The edit you approved

I am being an annoying fuck but that edit from that ChudXXXX you approved was a spammer, that literally nothing useful to that page and started adding that to pages that it didn't even make sense in Rabbit 🐇 (talk) 19:50, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

You're not being annoying and I appreciate the insight, next time I won't approve something like that Turrican (talk) 20:08, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

gegegegegeg

geg Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 13:44, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 15:38, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

aped Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 15:54, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

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Cobblestone (talk) 22:16, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

The ip leaks can not be that good ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 22:23, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

Y... You can't mildly criticize something I did! Fuck you! You're banned! Turrican (talk) 22:35, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

They were gemmy doe, also congrats Turrican 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 22:29, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

Thank you man. Turrican (talk) 22:35, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

Congrats. OopooPoopoo (talk) 23:01, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

Thanks Turrican (talk) 23:15, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

Congratulations. -SprokemowerMan ★ Talk Page 23:29, 17 February 2026 (UTC) Thanks man Turrican (talk) 23:33, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

congratulations, aryan ⚹ iwaju ⚹ (user page, talk here) 12:21, 18 February 2026 (UTC)

Thanks aryanBEAST, you're the man. Turrican (talk) 22:44, 18 February 2026 (UTC)

kek

bro is never getting paid ~Chud4223 (talk) 23:24, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

Cobblestone just messaged me on Discord to inform me my pay is being doubled hope this helps ☺️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

bro is a furry now Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:30, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

The yellow dog isn't the fursona mascot of the jannycord YOU WILL NOT RESEARCH FURTHER Turrican (talk) 23:33, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

no but seriously congrats on the job dude Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:34, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

Thanks chief, also it is a real job btw if that matters 22:44, 18 February 2026 (UTC)

i need your opinion on something

if you don't mind, which signature do you think looks better?

1. ⚹ iwaju ⚹

2. ⚹ iwaju ⚹

Forgive my late response, the second one sticks out way more, so that one's my favorite Turrican (talk) 02:32, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

thank you! ⚹ iwaju ⚹

(user page, talk here) 11:52, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

My pleasure, I don't hate the other one though, I like the idea of contrasting colors, but I'd chose different colors to contrast if I were you. Turrican (talk) 20:11, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

nigga what happened to your shroom account

Why is it banned? --SoyNorthropF5 (talk) 02:11, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

I used a gem.soy email like a retard and couldn't reset the password, thus I was restricted to only using it on my phono. I asked DOLL to ban me and delete the account. I have a new one right here https://soyjak.forum/members/sdm-turrican.1075/

Why not use a simply python script to convert readable text to non-readable Trumpspeak?

Why not use a simply python script to convert readable text to non-readable Trumpspeak? It shouldn't be that complicated to write, granted I am an Employed tax paying individual and don't have much of a background with servers, and it will make the readable and non-readable pages match.

NigerianFajitas (talk) 03:06, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Not Turrican here but Mediawiki does allow for scripts written in Lua. It should be pretty easy to implement, Module:Wingdings (while depricated) is a good example for how (You) could write something similar if that's something you wish to do. Hope this helps. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 03:38, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

While I'm not the most qualified to speak on this topic, I recommend you go with what MarketPliers said, sorry I couldn't answer your question in a sufficient way. Turrican (talk) 20:10, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

template thingie

i need a thingie that gives the current year, current sharty owner,in a template u have it ,? thx saar-- 我们之中 20:23, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

It's not something that I have on hand sadly, but (You) could derive something like that from this Turrican (talk) 20:31, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

nu templaterino

hello would you like to take a gander at mi nu template User:Analects/template:nwo and tell me if you like it and i can add it to pages? or any suggestions-- 我们之中 20:44, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

I like it, I think there are some pages it could be used in, but before you do that, I need to move it to the templates namespace. Turrican (talk) 20:49, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

zis is good, but I can't edit it now anymore doe-- 我们之中 20:51, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Let me try and fix that. That's unusal, you should be able to edit it. Turrican (talk) 20:57, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

why is the 2_2 thread restricted

Only like 10% of us are on desktop, it’s getting zero activity Beidore (talk) 02:17, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

I didn't want cucks from a specific altchan spotting it, thanks for bringing this to my attention though, an unrestricted thread is right here. https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15268753.html#15269064

hey

hey turrican, nickers here, you are the betterest janny in the wiki Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 17:27, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Thanks Nickers, I appreciate you editing der 'ki too. I'm glad I was able to be a help to you. Turrican (talk) 17:46, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

i second what nickers said ⚹ iwaju ⚹ (user page, talk here) 18:01, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Thanks, boss, thanks for being so helpful to our community Turrican (talk) 18:36, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

IPs taken from pedoniggers

Hi nigga, I heard you gibbs'd tons of IP address from pedoniggers from some board on 4chan, what are you planning to do with that Information? If you want you can send me the address so I can find the owners of said houses and provide a full dox on all of them. Eskimos (talk) 18:33, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Hi Eskimos, I wanted to do doxes not only to bring these creeps to justice, but so 'teens can have some fun with them. All of the successful doxes I have so far can be found on this article.

Go crazy. Turrican (talk) 18:38, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Thanks nigga, I've doxxed tons of pedos and trannies from scratch but never from an IP address this will take some time to figure out Eskimos (talk) 18:40, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

I wish you luck Turrican (talk) 18:43, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

rejection

Why did you reject this North (talk) 19:30, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

I rejected it because he linked to a non-existent page, and I made a fixed version of his edit so he could still have his edit. But it looks like I left the job unfinished, I'm sorry. Turrican (talk) 19:33, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Why you ain't accept my friend request man

I called you but you ain't picking up I sought for you but you hiding from me I scoured the seven seas for you and you just went deeper I'm going PMO mode Rabbit 🐇 (talk) 20:26, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Obsessed bigot above me Turrican (talk) 21:20, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

>should I un 'nishhim

Probably not, i'd wait until Cobble or Fenriris reviews exactly what link he added. North (talk) 13:38, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

Good thinkin' Turrican (talk) 14:01, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

soybooru favors

yo turrican wsg

can u delete the "find out the fetishes of the nametroons" thread and also does changing your soybooru password log out everyone in there RAIG (User,talk) 12:00, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

Sorry for the late response, the thread is deleted thanks, also changing your password doesn't log you out. Turrican (talk) 16:44, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

also i forgot to say this when u delete the thread either dont put a reason why it got deleted or just put "derailed and thread was just brimmy from the beginning" or something RAIG (User,talk) 12:03, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

Got it Turrican (talk) 16:44, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

>* %Turrican

>* %Turrican

turrican... u oka?-- 我们之中 15:50, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

I is good saar Turrican (talk) 17:14, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Hello

hi Gzard (talk) 16:49, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

hi Turrican (talk) 17:14, 14 March 2026 (UTC)