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User talk:Turrican

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Cobblestone (talk) 19:35, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

Hi 2[edit source]

Hi so the talmud is essentially just rabbis shitflinging for 500 years and then written down. So yes it's a useless nigger war

Got it Turrican (talk) 12:40, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

Hi[edit source]

I didn't see your irc dm until too late it's fine to document said dev team as long you don't directly link to loli 'p or some shit.

Ah, thanks boss, it's partially on me because I left you hanging like that, anyway yeah you got it Turrican (talk) 02:52, 16 November 2025 (UTC)

KANAKOGODS WOOOOOOOOON[edit source]

LISTEN SUWAKOSOIS, YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST, PRAISE KEKNAKO.

>KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK REALLY SUWAKOGGERS?

(I like suwako as well, you suwakoGOD) SoyNorthropF5 (talk) 23:02, 2 December 2025 (UTC-3)

thank you[edit source]

Thank you for editing my user page from that undertroon aspie while i was outside doing snca saar.

SoyNorthropF5 (talk) 12:32, 7 December 2025 (UTC-3)

Aryanbeast for using my userpage for yours[edit source]

ev&doe I plagiarized ChudtheVILE page to make my own (it just is, ok?) (talk) 17:30, 17 January 2026 (UTC-3)

Thank you man, I hope you have a blessed day Turrican (talk) 23:44, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

You are now an approver![edit source]

Congrats on becoming an approver (mediator). As an approver, you are responsible for approving or denying incoming new edits from nusois.

Please check the following as an guideline on your basic operations, soyteen.

Also, if an edit is rule-breaking, you should contact a janny to check it out through their talk page to take appropriate action. Good luck!

Cobblestone (talk) 04:06, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

question[edit source]

are you the 'teen who said he just got promoted in the gurochan raid thread? anyhow, congrats i guess o algo or something ya kuchh aur o mishehu IxGegxU (talk) 04:24, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

That is me geg, thank you so much, god bless you 'teen Turrican (talk) 04:32, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
God bless you too. IxGegxU (talk) 04:38, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

>User:Turrican[edit source]

Rabbit (talk) 10:50, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

People who talk about my user page look like Koishi? This is news to me Turrican (talk) 13:31, 7 February 2026 (UTC)